Good morning, humorous words

Wake up every day and tell yourself: fewer reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains. The clear morning breeze rings cheerful bells, and my heart plays cheerful music, saying "good morning" and saying hello to you! The following is good morning humor, welcome to read!

1. Good morning, dear. Breakfast is made of raw materials that I lay in bed last night.

2. Honey, are you awake? Come out and open the door, I'm at your door! Kiss you.

3. I hope you eat it, have a good appetite and look good. Good morning!

4. I miss you when I wake up, and send a message at will. How have you been these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

5. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute.

6. Dear: It's time to get up. Don't sleep. You are going to become a little pig. Ha ha ha ha, I miss you. Do you miss me?

7. hey! It's time to get up, don't sleep, you are going to become a pig, hahahahahaha … I miss you, get up and let me see you!

8. I ask the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

9. Baby. Get up! Today's temperature is () humidity () ultraviolet () pollution index (). All right, the tabloids are finished. Please have a look.

10, open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up, the sun is going to tease your ass.

12, Chun 'an, Cheyenne, Qiu 'an, Dong 'an, Peace Year after Year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

13, send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gather popularity, annoy you and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!

14, broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safe hail and happiness flash.

15, the phone rang. Are you excited? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something nice? Are you ready? I can say it! Good morning! That's it!

16, please ask Grandpa Sun to gently wake up your sleeping heart and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you greet the new day with abundant energy and confidence. Good morning, my friend!

17, life is full of pressure, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes I am busy and full of motivation, sometimes I am idle and lack of relaxation. Relax under pressure. Good morning!

18, get up quickly, the sun is about to shine. Send this short message, one is to wake you up, the other is to greet you. I wish you all the best today and all your wishes come true.

19, the sun rises in the morning to light up your mood; Send a greeting to warm your mood; Send you a blessing to make you feel happy. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day!

20. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

2 1, good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you, I wish you a happy day, go to the house of the god of wealth, your dream will come true, you won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow, and all your friends' wishes are sincere.

22, good morning, smile:), have a good breakfast, good health, full of energy to earn money, I wish your career sesame blossom higher and higher, I wish your love is sweeter every day!

23. I have walked some roads before I know the hard work; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!

24. The morning light strolls into the window screen, hoping to fill your cheeks. The morning glow opens your heart, and your self-confidence gradually sublimates, saying good morning, beating the air, full of vitality and blooming. Good morning, friend.

25. Time is like water, and the only constant is deep concern; Silent morning, a breeze, what I want to say is that warm self-confidence. Years are quiet, good morning, my friend!

26, quietly, I walked into your dream, slowly, I walked into your dream, gently, I called your name, get up, a new day has begun, dear, good morning!

27, flowers spit to meet the morning sun, rain and dew slide to meet the morning wind; The corners of the mouth are upturned to welcome short messages, and the eyebrows are curved to welcome blessings; Full of happiness, I wish you a happy life. Good morning!

28. Arrive in the morning, wake you up by SMS, send you a ray of sunshine, two loaves of bread, three points of hope, four points of blessing, five points of luck, six points of luck, seven o'clock (get up early) and the last sentence of good morning.

29. good morning I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and you are ahead of Marlboro all the way. All the best.

30. The sun rises, the rooster crows, and the happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, the bell rings. Get up and report. Good morning, happy every day!

3 1, dear send you a short message, send you a good luck, send you a good wish, send you a happiness, send you a happiness, send you a health and send you a blessing.

32. The sun got up lazily, the birds sang happily, and the young trees opened their eyes vaguely. I'm really sorry to remind you, don't wait, it's time to get up! Good morning, friend!

33. Love should be tender as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Your other half should be a pig with a runny nose. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.

34. The sun is shining in the sky, flowers are smiling at you, and slackers are still sleeping. Send text messages to wake you up, urge you to get up early, and smile in the mirror. Fresh milk, soft bread and nutritious breakfast are ready, dear, good morning!

35. The sun is out and you are still sleeping. I've been calling you, but you slept better. Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to me. I picked up a bone and saw you barking at me.

36. The beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as transparent as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear friend. I hope you have a good mood today!

37. Every night after I met you, I went to sleep every night, thinking and thinking about you! Your smile and your face are always in my heart ―― I'm too scared to sleep!

38, the sun is shining, I told the pig to get up quickly; The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.

39. The plan of the year lies in the morning, and the early bird catches the worm. Get up, lazy pig. The god of wealth is knocking at the door. Get up, lazy pig. Happiness is waiting for you. Today, a good dream came true and everything went well. Good morning, friend.

40. The alarm is ringing, and the time is up; The morning wind blows and the sun shines; Run when you go out; Clouds float and trees shake; The grass is swinging and the flowers are laughing; The phone rang and the message arrived; Blessing: Good morning, good morning, good morning!

4 1, the goal is to surpass, not just to achieve. So our goal is. No cavities! Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel!

42. Be busy slowly, get drunk quietly, walk slowly, sleep warmly, and live a life. Don't be too tired. If you have a dream, you must fly bravely. If you want to succeed, you must open your legs, create happiness with your hands, experience happiness with your heart, and wish good luck to accompany you all the way. Good morning!

43. Early in the morning, early in the morning, I will send you a panacea for early in the morning, clear your mind with the sound of early in the morning, full of morning light and full of energy; When the morning breeze blows, the troubles disappear; The morning dew is shining and confidence is coming. I wish you a happy day and good morning.

44, look at your eyes, stained with gum, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

45, good morning, silly giggle, tired and unhappy smile. Eat a nutritious breakfast, and your health will help you earn money. May your career flourish and your sweet love get better every day. Blessing always comes earlier than others: good morning!

46. It's dawn because the sun is up and the grass is green. Because spring is here, butterflies are dancing. Because the flowers are in bloom, I send you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig. Haha, get up. Good morning!

47. The morning light shines on your face and the morning wind blows into your heart. Did you receive my blessing? Sleep away yesterday's fatigue and win today's beauty. I hope you can eat. You have a good appetite, full of energy and vitality. Good morning, friend!

48. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm goes off, I send my best wishes to you. Good morning!

49. My short message reached your mobile phone in time, and the morning sun shone on your PP in time. My blessing reaches your heart in time, and the good luck of the day wraps around your body in time. I hope to see you happy in a beautiful morning. Good morning!

50. I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take away one thing, that is happiness, so you should keep this happiness for me, otherwise I can always pick on you. Good morning, friend!

5 1, did you have the same experience, turning your wrist or reaching into your pocket, showing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, looking at the time, restoring it, and suddenly finding that you didn't see the time? A new day, a new beginning. Good Morning, everyone!

52. Lazy, the sun is drying your ass. The morning light shines on your face. I am kissing you. Do you feel it? Smile and wish you today. I am in a good mood, and your smiling face is something I should cherish. Miss you.

53. The message has arrived. Good morning! If I wake you up and know that your dream has not been completed, don't complain. Rub your confused eyes, wash your sleepy face, have a nice breakfast and start your beautiful day. Good morning, dear friend!

54. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. To cancel the service, please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up". Good morning!

55. Little lazy pig, the sun is shining on your ass. The morning light shines on your face. I am kissing you. Do you feel it? Smile and wish you today. I feel great and beautiful, and your smile is worth collecting. Miss you.

56, you are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can eat; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, you can kick it; If you are bored, I am dynamite. You can order! Good morning!

57. I sincerely wish you: giggle at work and skip off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

58. After the storm, I only hope that I can have a heart with me on the bumpy road. After a thousand turns, I only hope to raise a glass to my difficult bosom friend and eliminate my fatigue. Friendship is the bud of happiness. Good morning!

59. What are you doing? I'm fighting with someone at the police station now. I spent two dollars and eighty cents on tea eggs this morning. I said he wouldn't sell it for 70 cents, so I went up and hit him with a brick. I saved a dime just to send you a message (good morning, happy)

60. Money falls from the sky, bankbooks line up, work is too idle, and beautiful secretaries report in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning! .

6 1, UFO SMS: I wish every man' female, old, young, tall, fat, thin, married, cool, old, beautiful, old, handsome and beautiful (here is an urgent need to catch my breath): Good morning!

62. Everyone says that the longest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, and today is the beginning of this distance. Let's use music to turn the surroundings into clouds! Smile and say "good morning" to the person next to you!

63. The early morning breeze, drifting across the windowsill, stroking the corner of the hair tip, the early morning birdsong, the laughter when waking up, the environment of the earth is naturally beautiful, and the "friends" in nature are calling you: "Good friend, get up quickly, it's' good morning'."

Magpies crow for you, alarm clocks ring for you, chickens crow for you, kittens meow for you, puppies want you, lazy people get up, lazy people get up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't miss class.

65. Good morning, brush your teeth and wash your face to get rid of your troubles, exercise happily, drink water to clear your intestines and detoxify, listen to music and be happy. Eating breakfast is the most important thing, and reading is the most reliable at this time. The beginning of a day is a beautiful day. Good morning, Zhu Jun.

66. Missing others is a warmth; Being missed by others is a kind of happiness, fate is providence, duty is man-made, and confidant is an appropriate tacit understanding; A bosom friend is a perfect friend; Fate is a very long connection, and you are my concern. Good morning, dear!

67. Brave people can't escape from the workshop. The boss's speech was the culmination of Mount Tai. Encouraging you to move forward is nothing new. Mistakes and criticisms are nothing new. Laugh and ask who is right and wrong in life. Cowboys are very busy in the world. I hope you are busy every day and count money! Good morning!

68. The sky is bright and the morning is coming; Flowers bloom and the grass laughs; The mobile phone rang and the text message came; You see, your face is red; I miss you and I love you; Looking at the east, the spirit is coming; Take your legs and go to the appointment; Good morning, waiting for you!

69.good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

70. The air in the morning was really good, and I had a big fall when I went out. Kiss the yellow land with your mouth and grasp the gold bars with your hands; Under the cover of Jin Ruyi, action kept taking risks; Friends who receive text messages come to wrestling every morning. Haha, good morning, my friend!

7 1, sunshine, birdsong, lazy pig, get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, be in good spirits, be happy, be happy with you, be happy with you, be lucky with you, and wish you every minute, every second, gently, greetings, good friends, good morning!

72. Warm a cup of warm milk for you with Chaoyang, make a warm fried dough stick for you with sincerity, play a comfortable ballad for you with breeze, and say a sincere blessing to you with short messages. I hope to receive you. In the new day, you will feel comfortable, full of passion and work smoothly! Good morning, friend!

73. The mood in the morning is to hold the morning light together, dispel troubles and hesitation with warm beauty, rise happiness from the bottom of my heart, wash depression and melancholy with refreshing coolness, and self-confidence will soar from this moment, a new day, new hope and new opportunities. Good morning.

74. May you bring laughter on weekends, on outings, at parties, at reunions and in dreams; Welcome Monday morning, the weather is sunny and refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week, smooth work, jumping up and down in performance and money running around!

75. When the alarm goes off, you are in a bad mood. Being angry is harmful to your beautiful eyelashes. Never practice Zhang Fei's trick (recklessness), but still get up early, or you will be late for work. Drink milk and eat cake, with a small bag on your arm, and text messages come at the same time to convey your good mood, beauty, good morning!

76. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in 3G and you are still in 2G; I am sending Weibo, and you are sending short messages; I am watching a big movie, and you are waiting for the picture; I use mobile navigation, you call for directions; I'm playing with my mobile phone, and you're being played by it. Good morning, dear. ...

77. Hurry up, I can't wait. I will lead the heavenly soldiers to come to you quickly with the rising of the sun, and give you the best wishes first: May you open your eyes to see happiness and touch beauty; Lift your legs across Xiangyun and open your mouth into happiness; Well, have a nice day! Good morning, friend!

78. When the mobile phone rings, the sun jumps over the mountain and laughs; The mobile phone rang twice, and the birds chirped the noise of the morning; The mobile phone rings three times, and the rain is around the heart; The mobile phone rings four times, and the happy laughter is untenable; If the mobile phone rings again, the words of blessing are just around the corner; When you squint, good luck and happiness come. Good morning.

79. Dude, is there a timetable today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend!