A classic story about how hot the weather is

1. In this weather, all those who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

2. They say you have to wait for the melons to ripen and fall off the stems. I really want to be able to unload the goods earlier! I really can’t stand this hot summer! It’s too hot!

3. Just bought it from the supermarket I bought some eggs and went home. After walking a few steps, a chick crawled out of the bag. When I looked at the eggs in the bag, they were all chicks.

4. The sun is like a huge fireball, its rays are scorching, the road is heated by the scorching sun, and a string of white smoke is emitted every step you step on.

5. I saw with my own eyes that the moment the mosquito flew out of the air-conditioned room, its body smoked and fell to the ground, like a jet aircraft that had been shot down.

6. When lying on the bed, it will be braised, when you add a mat, it will be teppanyaki, when you get out of bed, it will be steamed, when you go out, it will be barbecued, when you go to the swimming pool, you will be boiled, on the way back, you will be fried, and when you return, you will be grilled. There will be more trouble at home!

7. My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you.

8. Everyone is an acquaintance and Lolita has become a mature woman.

9. You have to eat cold dishes quickly, otherwise they will become spicy after a while!

10. This scorching heat cannot stop!

11. The hot weather makes people irritated, and the sudden rainstorms also make people irritable. When I look in the mirror and see myself, I feel irritable.

12. Special reminder: Hou Yi went home to take care of his children, so he could not go out to shoot the sun on time. Please be prepared to escape the heat.

13. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than Laugh under the electric fan!

14. Don’t think that you are not despicable just because you are a baby.

15. The scorching heat is unbearable. I feel extremely hot and dry and feel depressed.

16. If life is a one-way ticket, labor and management will fight each other!!

17. Boy, you can be an asshole, you can be inhumane, but don’t let down the woman who truly loves you

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18. The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense!

19. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

20. Although I didn’t do anything, I was still sweating. The weather is hot and funny. Let’s talk about the hot weather.

21. When the weather is hot, I will give you popsicles, and love is in the coolness; when the weather is cold, I will give you a stove, and love is in the warmth; when you are sick, I will give you pills, and love is in the care; when you are lonely, I miss you, love is in my thoughts. Love you for a long time, love you for a long time.

22. The table is too hot. . Talk about the hot weather. Talk about the hot weather. . So much so that a mosquito was scalded to death. . .

23. Just took a shower with sweat.

24. In the weather in July, the sun is so hot that it makes people sweat.

25. The girl’s hair on the bus was all over my face.

26. The weather is too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep! I meet a stranger on the road, look at each other with a smile, and become an acquaintance! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after the mahjong was laid out.

27. My friends and I were stunned by the heat.

28. I finally know why my ancestors wore only one leaf.

29. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A buddy from the physics department next to me said that he had sublimated.

30. The scorching heat is unbearable. I feel extremely hot and dry and feel depressed.

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