Why can't boys wear skirts?

First of all, the important thing is to say it three times: from a physiological point of view,

Boys wear more skirts than girls in summer!

Boys wear more skirts than girls in summer!

Boys wear more skirts than girls in summer!

Second, say the reason.

Because in summer, in addition to heatstroke, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases and other hazards, there is also a problem that is ignored by the majority of men-

Effect of high temperature on reproductive health of male compatriots.

After all, the egg is the most vulnerable part of a man ... Sometimes you just want to cross your legs and get caught in the egg;

Wearing tight jeans and strode to tear eggs;

Occasionally hit by external forces, I doubt that life will be very painful.

It is estimated that you will send out a soul torture every time:

Why does the fragile part of the egg grow outside the human body?

But in fact, it is scientific to hang eggs outside the body. Because balls and sperm are too afraid of heat!

The most suitable temperature for sperm to "survive" is 35℃, and the temperature inside our body can reach 37℃.

The difference between these two degrees is enough to directly reduce the dimension of our hundreds of millions of descendants from swimmers to losers.

Our pants are a two-way foil.

It is found that wearing tight underwear for a long time will lead to the increase of scrotum temperature, which will further affect the physiological health of sperm.

Excessive testicular temperature is an important cause of varicocele and infertility.

Therefore, for men, it is not easy to dissipate heat when the ambient temperature is high in summer. If we wear tight jeans or leather pants at this time, it is undoubtedly-

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However, in the concept of modern men-no matter how bitter you are, you can't be poor, and no matter how poor you are; I'd rather be naked than keep my lower body decent.

But in fact, the University of Giessen in Germany studied the influence of loose underwear, tight underwear and no underwear on scrotal temperature, and found that:

Without underwear, scrotum will heat up more slowly when sitting for a long time.

So the best choice to keep your balls cool is to wear nothing.

Of course, I know it's impossible. Therefore, it is very important for men's health to choose a suitable bottoming outfit.

Two conditions should be met: loose and breathable fabric.

After our test, the most suitable bottoms for boys are really skirts! ! !

If you don't believe me, I will tell you the truth.

In the weather where the outdoor temperature is 36 degrees Celsius. ...

I found my team's little brother @ Bear with thin legs and asked him to test it himself-pants, shorts and short skirts, which is cooler?

First of all, I opened a treasure and bought pants and skirts for my little brother (sliding down to watch the buyer's show)

Before the evaluation began, my younger brother was naked in the fitting room for 20 minutes, and then he tested himself in key parts with a temperature gun.

Then we began to evaluate!

First of all, pants

Little brother wore pants, sat for 10 minutes respectively, and then walked for 10 minutes (the kind that doesn't sweat).

After sitting for 10 minutes, he said that he began to feel clear and familiar, and the chrysanthemum gradually warmed up, with a faint feeling of discomfort.

The temperature after sedentary and brisk walking was measured, and the sedentary temperature was as high as 37.4 degrees Celsius.

I can't imagine that if I wear pants all the year round, the majority of male compatriots are not in danger.

Second, shorts.

In order to eliminate the influence of the material of clothes on the type of bottoms (and save money), I cut my pants directly-

When the little brother walked out of the locker room wearing these crotch shorts, he immediately felt the cool air of the air conditioner and got into the crotch through the gap in his trouser legs.

Perhaps this is the so-called-spring breeze turns to rain.

Similarly, let the ball return to normal temperature, and then test the temperature after sedentary and brisk walking.

It can be seen that even though the pants have been cut from the crotch, they are still cut into crotch shorts. But after sitting in shorts for a long time, I still feel that chrysanthemums are heating up.

Third, short skirts.

Then, we tried again and cut the shorts into short skirts directly:

The sense of shame brought by the short skirt was completely destroyed by the irresistible coolness when the little brother walked out of the fitting room.

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Taitai Taitai

It's cool! ! !

Similarly, sedentary and brisk walking. The difference is that there is a "spring breeze" on the pants.

The short skirt is: "My door is always open, waiting for you with open arms. 」

The measured egg surface temperature is also very pleasant:

So the best choice to keep our balls cool is short skirts.

But the problem is coming again. Short skirts are divided into pleated skirts, A-shaped skirts and hip skirts ... The materials are divided into cotton, leather, linen, corduroy and polyester. ...

So-what kind of skirt is the coolest?

Remember the two skirts we bought earlier, namely: thin polyester pleated skirt &; Thick corduroy A-line skirt

We also repeated the above test for two skirts. This plaid pleated skirt of the programmer couple is even cooler than the short skirt just changed with cotton trousers.

The only inconvenience is that this skirt is so fluffy that I dare not cross my legs when sitting, and I bring my own dignified buff.

The effect is also excellent-after sitting for ten minutes, the temperature will rise to 36.4℃.

By the time the corduroy skirt arrived, my little brother had crossed the threshold of his heart and lost his shyness and formality when he first put on the skirt.

After all: boys with short hair can be sexy and cute ~

In terms of coolness, although the thick corduroy A-line skirt is not as good as the previous two skirts, it will warm up to 36.7℃ after sitting for ten minutes.

To sum up, we strongly recommend that boys:

Of course, if you care about secular vision, you can also choose a pair of loose and breathable shorts.

Finally, in order to keep your balls healthy, besides wearing cool clothes, you should also keep your lower body cool.

You should also pay attention to these bad habits at ordinary times, which is not good for the health of your balls:

Sedentary:

No matter how busy you are at work, get up every half an hour or an hour to go to the toilet, get some water and touch a fish.

Bath water temperature is too high:

It is generally recommended that the water temperature should not exceed 35℃, as long as it feels comfortable.

Sauna:

Frequent sauna can also easily lead to infertility.

Putting a laptop and other heating devices on your lap is also a risk factor for reproductive health.

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I wish all lovely boys:

Have a cool summer.