Very classic words

1. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

2. What is redundant? The cotton-padded jacket in summer, the cattail leaf fan in winter, and your attentiveness after I was cold-hearted.

3. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

4. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

12. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

13. In the workplace, one should be like Conan, with the domineering attitude of letting others die wherever he goes.

14.. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice; if you don’t study for a week, you will start to get angry; if you don’t study for a month, your IQ will lose to that of a pig.

15. Some people are as smart as the weather, changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which can’t even tell when the weather is changing.

16. The Story of Stone tells us: Those who truly love will eventually break up, and those who mix and match will eventually be reunited

17. Many things are between "not to mention frustration" and "said to be hypocritical".

18. The road to success is always under construction.

26. If she (he) says to you: "Forget me." Just tell the other person: "I'm sorry, I never remembered."

1. If someone doesn't offend me, I won't offend him; if someone offends me, I'll be polite; if someone offends me again, I'll give him a shot in return; If people still offend me, I will eradicate them.

2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

3. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

4. God has not given me any great responsibilities, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

5. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

7. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world just to be tortured by me.

8. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

11. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

12. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

13. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

14. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: I can have a boyfriend. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend...

15. The ideal is very full. The reality is very skinny.

16. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

17. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? !

18. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

19. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

20. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

21. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male.

22. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

23. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

24. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?

25. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances.

26. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark...

27. You can’t play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

28. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, everyone will not quit; if you say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go!

29. Bus squeeze is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

30. I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

32. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

34. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

37. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

38. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.

39. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the streets.

40. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

41. It is said that people only have two choices. Busy dying or busy living, I think I have a third option: busy waiting to die.

42. When spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, summer takes a nap, and the winter months are spent unable to wake up.

44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.