A mysterious copy.

1、

Mice have skin, but people have no tools.

What is immortality without instrument!

-anonymous "Feng Yanxiang Mouse"

2、

The punch line is like a spring, and it is thick.

-Anonymous "Xiaoya Qiao Yan"

3、

Rats have teeth, but people never stop.

There is no end to people and no end to death!

-anonymous "Feng Yanxiang Mouse"

4、

We are born from the same root. What's the hurry?

-Cao Zhi's Seven Steps Poetry

5、

Eyes on the ass, only clothes, not people.

-Wen Yingjiang's "Singing Needle"

6、

Cranes look for peas in quails and cut lean meat on their legs.

Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies, thanks to the elderly!

-Anonymous "Drunken Peace, Despising Greedy People for Small Interests"

7、

Grab the mud throat and sharpen the iron needle.

-Anonymous "Drunken Peace, Despising Greedy People for Small Interests"

8、

Subtle and embarrassing, and brave.

For the Jews, it will be more, it will be geometry.

-Anonymous "Xiaoya Qiao Yan"

9、

Rats have bodies, but people are rude.

I'm rude! Do not die!

-anonymous "Feng Yanxiang Mouse"

10、

I only hope that this child is honest and honest, and there is no disaster and no difficulty in reaching the public.

-Su Shi's Poem of Washing Children

Popular class

1, so white, do you want to be a gigolo?

2. What brand of garbage bag are you? It's easy to take.

3. Not talking can still give people a little illusion. When you open your mouth, that little fantasy is shattered.

I really don't want to communicate with you. People will think I can talk nonsense.

Come on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn.

It is a sin for you to come into this world with this quality. I wonder how many people will get hurt. God will take you back soon.

7. Have you just been struck by lightning or are you about to be struck by lightning?

8. Why is the air so turbid? Is it because you're here?

9. I am not good-looking, but I am not as freewheeling as you.

10, I'm not a vet, I can't cure your illness.

well-known saying

1 Are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years. -Zhang Ailing

2. That face is like/kloc-a loss-making product that couldn't be sold in the 9th century and was smashed in the 20th century. -Natsume Soseki

You don't hate it, but it's useless. -Qian Zhongshu

It is cruel for ugly people to look at it carefully. -Qian Zhongshu

Most people are really ugly! It's a pity that they don't know how to be easy-going and make up for it. Maugham

6. Even if you keep your mouth shut and look like a fool, it is better than confirming that you are a fool. -Mark Twain

7, at best, very rich; At worst, it's just a piece of meat -Lao She

He frowned and pursed his red mouth, which reminded me of an uneasy Dutch pig. Maugham

9. Get married if you want. If you want to be single, stay single. You'll regret it in the end anyway. -Bernard Shaw

10, I admire only one thing, that is, such things, and the courage to publish. -Lu Xun

1 1. I didn't treat him like a human being when I was young, but I can't be a human being when I grow up. -Lu Xun

12 I enclose two tickets for the premiere of my new play. Please bring a friend to see it, if you still have friends. -Bernard Shaw

13, may not be able to attend the premiere; But I will go to the second game, if there is a second game. Churchill

14, my arm is bigger than yours, and a donkey is enough to teach you. -Shakespeare

15, some people's faces are as ugly as unjust cases Mu Xin

16. If the spring breeze keeps blowing such a plain face, I think it will be very boring. -Natsume Soseki

17, you can hide your ugliness without swearing. —— Guo Moruo

18, your birth is a mistake that you must correct all your life. Chuck Palahniuk

19, they are so confident only because they are stupid. -Kafka

20、? Nowadays people sometimes call people "animals", which I think is an insult to animals. -Ji Xianlin

2 1. As soon as they speak, human knowledge suffers. Thomas Brackett Reid

22. To be immortal, to be born on the ground is to go to heaven. -Lu Xun

23. It is said that everyone needs a mirror, so they can look at themselves at any time and know what they are. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all; It's no use looking in the mirror for what you don't know. -Qian Zhongshu

24. You have no faith, just like a pot of rotten stewed plums. -Shakespeare

25. When reading his works, readers don't even have to turn to the dictionary. William Faulkner

26. He not only bored himself, but also bored people around him. Samuel Johnson

27. Some people say that he doesn't pretend, and he never pretends. You should remember his face quickly. You met a shameless person. —— Wang Shuo

28. When people are old, why should they become refined? -Liang Shiqiu

29. If I let people live like you, I will be uprooted and strangled. -Chen

He has no enemies, but his friends hate his guts. Oscar Wilde

market quotations

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

2, singing out of tune is that you are tone-deaf, and speaking out of tune is not that your brain is not perfect!

3. Am I stupid? Not as careless as careless!

4. Go to the Archaeological Institute! What archaeologists need most is people like you, like when the universe was just born!

5. I have seen those who wrap their feet, but not those who wrap their cerebellum.

You are still alive, which is simply the first miracle in the world. This must be hard for you. You have the cheek, and the city walls feel inferior when they see you.

7, hair dia, also can't change your age and appearance.

8. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

9. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

10, don't feel abandoned by the world. The world has no time to talk to you.