Tell 50 10-word jokes

·One time to be born, two times to get acquainted, three times to walk on the roadside, four times to go shopping, five times to go out and hold hands, six times to hug when you have time, seven times to throw a coin in the wishing well, eight times to live a happy life with brows, nine times Goodbye to the ten days of worrying about financial difficulties and finding a new love!

·You said I was nervous, and it was 120; you said I was passionate, and it was 110. If you cry, it will rain; if you get angry, you will come to me!

·God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand firm, but I only learned how to run away; God gave me a straight waist and taught me how to be indomitable, but I only learned how to swagger. !

·You are the wind, I am the sand, I am the leaf, you are the flower, and others are praising you for being so good. Without you, I would go to the bar, crawl on the floor in sorrow and drunkenness, I miss you so much. Damn, after getting drunk and lying on the street, the police uncle sent him home!

·The Internet is all about deceiving people! Netizens, netizens, netizens get nothing! Online love, online love, online love always makes you lose love! Internet cafes, Internet cafes, scars all over the Internet! Network network, network makes one heartbroken and corrupted!

·Four years of college - freshman year: the road to college is still smooth and smooth; sophomore year: college still takes four years to complete, but I am upset; junior year: college still has not been completed, and I am anxious ; Senior year: I’m still studying hard for college, heartbreaking!

·There are all kinds of small drinks every day, including white wine and beer; the strong has its own strong hand, and will never leave until you give it up; after three rounds of drinking, your love is flying, and you will support the wall without anyone to support you; I had a deep dream and felt like my heart was broken. When I woke up, I saw it was a latrine!

·Earnestly implement the "four sons" principle, treat your wife like a grandson, treat your mother-in-law like a filial son, eat like a mosquito, and work like a donkey.

·If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea leaves and you were boiling water, would you brew me? If I were a car and you were the driver, would you drive me? If you were the money and I was the bankbook, I would definitely withdraw it from you.

·Sitting alone in the lovesickness chair, holding the lovesickness pen in hand, looking at the lovesickness moon, thinking of the lovesickness you, writing a lovesickness letter, every sentence of lovesickness words, and every drop of lovesickness tears. Thinking of you!

·The three-color law of life: avoid gray for income, avoid peach for privacy, and avoid green for husband.

·Women’s fears: First, they are afraid of getting older and have a bigger waistline, third, they are afraid of not having pocket money, fourth, they are afraid that their clothes will be outdated, fifth, they are afraid that their children will not come home from clubbing, and the last one is that their husbands are too carefree.

·You are a pen, I put you in my pocket, you are a lozenge, I put you in my mouth, you are underwear, I stick you on my body, you are my hair, I haven’t had it for half a year Dare to take a shower, for fear of burning you.

·First-class women: Dominate the family. Second-class women: quarreling at home. Third-class women: beaten at home. Fourth-class women: suicide by gas.

·A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine.

·I rushed to fly to the United States just to eat a hamburger; I met a talent scout when I went out and said that I was the best actor. How could these beautiful things happen? Just dream!

·Student classification, students who repeat a grade are called: international students; students whose families have money are called: talented students; students who doze off in class are called: extremely poor students.

Poor man: The career belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievements belong to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes belong to oneself.

·Staring is my temper, and getting beaten is my purpose. Don’t look at my thin arms and my explosive power. If you don’t believe it, then try it!

·A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine.

·Sit in court during the pre-Qing Dynasty, carried a gun in the Beiyang Army; experienced desolation in Wuchang city, helped in the Northern Expedition; suffered injuries in the outskirts of Nanchang; climbed over the wall during the Long March, and stole sheep in the war behind enemy lines ;Who else can be better than me?

·I secretly missed you last night, and my dream was filled with salty tears. When I woke up, what blurred my vision in the dream was actually a pillow of drool.

·Achieving enlightenment in a dream is like replacing a shotgun with a cannon. What was originally a three-legged cat has gained the waist of a tiger. He walked with the tiger's roar and his pride soaring into the sky. It's really bad when I wake up. A tiger has become a straw bag.

·The taste of first love: yogurt, sweet and sour; the taste of passionate love: wine, easy to drink; the taste of marriage: tea, if you don’t change it, the more you brew it, the lighter and tasteless it becomes; the taste of divorce: coffee , bitter but sobering.

·Two women, one thin and one fat, met. The thin woman said: "If I were as fat as you, I would hang myself in the morning." The fat woman said: "When I hang myself, I will definitely use you as a rope."

Late at night, Bush suddenly woke up from his dream I came to find Bin Laden standing by his bed with disheveled hair: "You are so brave!" Bin Laden shook his head: "Rejoice is so confident!"

·The so-called "marriage with fingertips" is... Pointing at my girlfriend’s belly, I said to my parents: “Dad, Mom, we’re getting married!”

·Excuse me: Can you guess the female artist who farted in the elevator? Answer: Mok Wenwei (Mo Wenwei). Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and to take care of your health. But you always say meaningfully: "If I don't roll a few more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter!!"

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It’s time for you to know something! The sky is used to blow wind and rain; the earth is used to grow flowers and grass; I am used to prove the greatness of mankind; and you: "It is used to stew vermicelli!"

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Don’t get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and yelling: "Is it a brother? It was a brother who did it!!"< /p>

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I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you. If I can’t smash you, it will be in vain. alive.

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If autumn goes away, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world goes away, I will love you in heaven; if I go away, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are pretty good!

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I know you care about hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: "I brought paper this time!!"

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Missing you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I have always done ;However, lying to you happened just now.

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I will pray to the Buddha every day for a long-lasting blooming rose. When there are nine hundred and ninety-nine roses, I will give them to you and say emotionally: "Young man, I don't believe that the bees you attract will not be able to bloom." Sting you! "

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According to reports: A few days ago, Iraqi militants hung your photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of US soldiers to vomit and die. After investigating and collecting evidence, the United Nations confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction. You should run away.

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Couples in Western countries always get divorced because their god of love is a baby. Look at China's Yuexia Laoren. They are full of experience, so the marriages of Chinese couples are more permanent. When Carrot met the customer, he respectfully handed over his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked: What do you call Korean ginseng? Carrot's waist straightened up, "I'm so jealous!"

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When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and a suicide note next to you: I struggled all night, and your shame makes me shameless in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.

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Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly with a detached and comfortable look. You are so cute. I don’t know how you could beat the rabbit back then. ?

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Within a year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend. As a result, his girlfriend finally announced that she was getting married, and the groom was the postman who delivered these letters to her.

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The barber was shaving the customer's face while chatting. He was so busy chatting that he accidentally shaved off one side of the customer's eyebrows. The barber asked: Do you want to grow your eyebrows? Guest: I want to stay! Barber: Ouch! Why didn't you tell me earlier? One side has already been shaved off!

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Husband: Honey, I’m fired. Just because of a trivial matter, so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage after get off work last night.

But they don’t even think about who dares to steal the tiger