Brain Twister

1: The hotter the weather, the higher the climb.

thermometer

2: What animal did you kill but it bled?

mosquito

Who goes to see a doctor every day?

doctor

4: What photo can't tell who it is?

optical test

5. Why do a healthy couple give birth to offspring without eyes?

The eggs laid by the rooster and hen couple have no eyes.

6: Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it?

February

7: What cloth keeps cutting?

waterfall

8: Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened?

Just push the door open

9. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

They all handed in blank papers.

10: What will solidify when heated?

egg

1 1: There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Chaodi

12: Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Livestock hospital

13: What products have the same production date and effective date?

newspaper

14: Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon?

I have a headache.

15: Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Brush false teeth

16: An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat?

Have time to sit in the car.

17: There is a person who was born to your parents, but not your brother or sister. Who is he?

yourself

18: water snake, python or bamboo snake, which is longer?

Green bamboo snake

19: What books can't be bought in bookstores?

secretary

20: What kind of water is inexhaustible?

saliva

2 1: A major earthquake occurred in a certain place, causing heavy casualties, and the disaster situation was constantly reported on the radio. In the process of looking for you, an old man has been listening to the radio report. Someone asked him: Did you hear about your grandson on the radio? He replied: No. Then he added: But I know my grandson must be safe. Excuse me, how did he know?

His grandson is a radio announcer.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

He's aiming.

23: Xiaoming sets the alarm clock to six in the morning. He woke up after five, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was. Can you help?

Wait until six o'clock, when the alarm goes off, and you will find it.

24: What door can never be closed?

Football goal

25: Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?

If you go, it's too slow.

26: What is easy to type?

doze off

27: There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters away from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder?

A rising tide lifts all boats. Water won't drown the ladder.

28: Two people from south to north, one carrying a pole and the other carrying a backpack, didn't argue, didn't make any noise, and no one gave way, but they passed the wooden bridge smoothly. Why?

South to north is the same direction, of course, you can cross the wooden bridge smoothly.

Are there aliens on the moon?

Astronauts from the earth have landed on the moon.

30: What floor should Gai Lou be built on?

Start with the basics.

3 1: Xiaoming is always so-so. He wrote ten letters at the same time. After packing the envelope, he checked it and found that a letter was wrongly packed. Dad said he was careless again. Why?

If the installation is wrong, it should be two mistakes at the same time, not one, and Xiao Ming is careless when checking.

32: Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why?

Because he is a dentist.

33: Where do I have to pay for the speech?

make a telephone call

I can't do light work. I put one foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why?

Stand on the ground with the other foot.

Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?

Because of wearing shoes

36: Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards can I send to women to win their hearts?

credit card

Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon. Why doesn't he see anyone?

Not a shadow.

38: Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours?

When sleeping

39: When eating an apple, eating a bug makes you feel sick, so how many bugs are the most disgusting?

Half a bug

40: What's the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove two points of ice.

4 1: What do most self-employed people eat in today's society?

mouth

Two people came to the river at the same time. They all want to cross the river, but there is only one boat, which can only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river?

Yes, they are on both sides of the river.

43: There is a kind of bacteria. After 1 minute, * * becomes two. After 1 minute, * * appears again and becomes four. In this way, it takes 1 hour to put a bacterium in the bottle until it is full. If you put two such bacteria in the bottle from the beginning, how long will it take to fill the bottle?

59 minutes

44: Put the eggs in a basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket increases by 1 time per minute, so that after 12 minutes, the basket will be full. So, when is it half a basket of eggs?

1 1 min

45: Who is sick and never sees a doctor?

blind person

46: You just call it by name, and it will be destroyed. What is this?

silent

What comes often, but never really comes?

tomorrow

How can I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen?

Write a scarlet letter

When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn?

spare tire

50: There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th?

Sink into the bottom of the river

5 1: When do people tear their hair?

cremate

52: foxes are best at confusing men, so which best men and women are fascinated together?

alcohol

53: Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up?

No one dares to stop fighting.

54: There is one thing you can only take with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this?

right hand

55: A sheep eats half of the grass a year. How many years did it take to eat all the grass flowers?

It will never eat up the grass, because the grass will always grow.

56: How can I drink a drink full of drinks at the bottom?

Suck through a straw

Jack should have sailed to the Red Sea, but he went to the Black Sea. Why?

He is color blind.

58: What do you mean, a good horse never turns back?

There is no grass to eat in the back.

59: Who is the king of beasts?

zoo director

60: What is the only thing a person can do?

have a dream

6 1: What animal stays up all night?

Panda, can't you see its eyes are all black?

62: The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why?

She married the frog prince.

Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is that?

That is to get married on the same day in the same year.

64: What is the biggest regret of Adam and Eve after their marriage?

No one came to the wedding reception.

65: What is the first thing everyone will do when they wake up in the morning?

open one's eyes

66: When can children meet side by side?

okay

67: There is a medicine that you can take without going to the drugstore. What medicine is it?

Undo key

68: What kind of gun kills people and doesn't hurt them?

Water gun, starting gun

Why did Gao Xiao buy two books with the same content at the same time?

leak

70: What has five heads, but people don't think it's strange?

Hands, feet

7 1: What gives birth to a tail at night?

meteor

72: What English letters do people like to listen to best?

laser record

73: The plane flew in the sky and suddenly ran out of gas. What fell first?

Oil gauge pointer

74: The angrier things get, the bigger things get.

mediate

75: What are the flowers that bloom all year round?

plastic flower

76: Where is the narrowest road?

Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).

77: When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in?

In the toilet.

A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse?

A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

79: There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork?

Push the stopper into the bottle.

80: Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces.

Of course, they stood face to face.

8 1: Lin Laosheng changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why?

Don't really love her.

82: If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Is this the earth?

83: Is the black-bone chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why?

Black chicken, black chicken can lay white eggs, white chicken can't lay black eggs.

84: When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish?

I forgot to lock the door.

85: What are the benefits of black hair?

Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today?

Sit down in heaven

When is four minus one equal to five?

Cut a corner from something with four corners.

88: Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people?

As long as you don't drink it

There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this?

coffin

90: Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like?

A volume of books

9 1: What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark?

Nobody knows.

92: When does the clock stop?

The clock won't go.

93: Innate refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is acquired?

the day after tomorrow

94: What is the main reason for divorce?

marry

95:9 oranges are distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly?

Squeeze into juice

96: Put a pencil on the ground so that no one can pass through it. What should I do?

Put it by the wall.

97: Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor?

She can't sit

98: What do you call a beautiful woman who won't have children because she is afraid of losing her figure after marriage?

An incomparably beautiful woman

99: Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?

Afraid of eating fingers

100: What is the ceremony that the priest can't perform anyway?

lie on one's stomach

10 1: Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why?

Mother is the head teacher in Xiaohong's class.

102: There is a special place to teach bad guys, but the police never care. Why?

That's a prison.

103: When did World War I take place?

When Adam and Eve quarreled,

104: There are many teeth. What can bite people's hair?

hairclip

105: What is something with a pair of hands but a hole in it?

gloves

106: What's not afraid of rain in rainy days?

Raincoat or umbrella

107: The clock strikes thirteen. What should I do now?

It's time to fix it.

108: A male dog died suddenly in the desert. Why?

I can't find the telephone pole and the big tree.

109: There is a kind of fruit that is green before eating, red after eating and black after spitting. What kind of fruit is this?

watermelon

1 10: A young man wanted to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width, velocity and swimming speed of the river did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why?

Two and a half hours is an hour.

1 1 1: There is a kind of cloth that is very long, wide and beautiful, but no one can make clothes with it. Why?

waterfall

1 12: a truck without any lighting is driving fast on the dark road, and it is still raining, without lightning, moonlight and street lights; Just then, a blind man in black crossed the road! At this critical juncture, the driver braked suddenly, avoiding a vicious accident. Why is this happening?

The dark road is the color of the road, and it is daytime.

1 13: Please put nine horses into ten stables on average, and make the number of horses in each stable equal. How to divide it?

Put nine horses in a stable, then put nine rings on the outside of the stable, so there are nine horses in each stable.

1 14: A new hospital has been opened in the city with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why?

Livestock hospital

1 15: A prisoner was taken to the police station and kept alone in a very well-sealed cell. The next morning, there was one more person in the cell, and no outsiders could enter! Why is this?

She is a female prisoner and gave birth to a little boy the next day.

1 16: There is a woman in a bathing suit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her! Why is this?

He is walking backwards.

Xiaoguo likes singing. When he brushes his teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste, he is also different. He is still singing loudly, as a result, his toothbrush can be kept clean. Why do you think it is?

He brushes his false teeth.

1 18: A man committed suicide by jumping from a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead?

He was scared to death in midair.

1 19: There is a master with strong martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and he was soaked through, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened?

He is a monk without hair.

120: Xiao Wang's work place is far away, and it takes one hour by bike, but it took him two and a half hours to go to work on Wednesday, and nothing special happened. Why?

Two and a half hours is an hour.

12 1: Why did Xiao Wang have fourteen candles on his desk when he was thirteen?

There was a power outage that night, and one of them was used for lighting.

122: No, what else can I borrow?

I'm sorry

123: Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met?

Strong is a sheep.

124: May 5th is a traditional festival of our people: Dragon Boat Festival, which is the day when Qu Yuan, a great poet, threw himself into the river. Do you know what may 12 is?

Qu Yuan burned the son of the seventh grade.

125: What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius?

Confucius carried his son on his back, and Mencius put his son on his head.

126: What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far?

Night is the shadow of the earth.

127: Driver Xiao Li saw a monkey squatting on a telephone pole. Why did he park his car?

He regards monkeys as red lights.

128: Xiaoli and Xiao Wang are classmates at the same table and live in the same street. They go to school together every day, but go out every day, one to the left and the other to the right. What's going on here?

They live across the hall.

129: The USS Dake began to sail for the rough sea. Although it can accommodate 50 people, only 20 people are needed this time. Although people patrolling the sea said that Dake suddenly began to sink just 40 minutes after leaving the port. Although later investigation pointed out that the sudden sinking of the USS Dake was not caused by accidents such as hole breaking or explosion damage, what was the reason?

"Duck is a submarine.

130: If you had the opportunity to emigrate, which country would you definitely not go to?

heaven

13 1: Three people use it for three days and nine people use it for nine days. How many buckets of water are there?

27 children

132: Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province?

It crawls on the map.

133: What did you do without being punished?

do homework

134: why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices?

Divers

135: Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why?

He comes home early every morning.

136: Shortly after the accident, the first police rushed to the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What happened?

This is a blood donation car.

137: what officials not only don't get paid, but also pay for themselves?

Groom officer

138: What's the name of the painter's apprentice?

erotic

139: the family has its own rules, and the country has its own rules. What are the rules of the zoo?

turtle

140: Xiaoming walked down the street and saw a hundred-dollar bill and a bone, but he picked up a bone. Why?

It is a dog.

14 1: Why don't eggs rot when they touch stones?

Of course, throwing eggs at stones won't rot.

142: There was a man who only worked one day a year and was not afraid of being fired. Who is he?

the Santa Claus

143: what is the longest car in the world except the train?

Get stuck in a traffic jam

144: Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting?

Xiaohua's body

145: What does Sleeping Beauty fear most?

Suffer from insomnia

146: Who is Confucius?

husband

147: Mao Mao said: 10+4 = 2, the teacher is right. Why?

He is counting the time.

148: Who is the most frequent person on Nanjing Road in Shanghai?

Chinese

149: What is more annoying than crows?

misfortune

150: What does a fat girl say when she is sick?

Take care of yourself.

15 1: Three Jin Xin, three water called Miao, three people called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called?

call for help

152: What is the most valuable thing lost?

artificial satellite

153: What is higher than the sky?

Pride or idea beyond reality.

154: Xiaohong had 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they were all lost. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket?

There's another hole.

155: Frogs jump higher than grass, but why do frogs jump higher than trees?

Trees can't jump.

156: Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes?

I didn't get one.

157: There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this?

Little tiger

158: Where does the sea not produce fish?

Cihai

159: Chuchu's date of birth is March 30th. What year is March 30th?

March 30th every year.

160: Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated more when it reached the finish line?

Dogs don't sweat

16 1: What can solve all the mysteries?

truth

162: A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why?

Wearing a life jacket

163: Yao Ming is a nearsighted and notoriously gluttonous teenager. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first?

I can't see anything.

164: You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for?

have a dream

165: Eight is eight, how to make it equal to 1000?

8+8+8+88+888

166: Dentist * What's for dinner?

mouth

167: What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?

relationship

168: Which race is running backwards?

a rat race

169: Why do four 9s add up to 100?

9/9+99

170: Where is the safest place when the earth explodes?

hell

17 1: A group of henpecked men are getting together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why?

Scared to death.

172: There are ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine didn't fly away. Why?

ostrich

173: Why can't a hammer hammer eggs?

Of course the hammer won't break.

174: A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?

Passed out

175: what easily knocked down the world boxing champion?

doze off

176: What do stutterers do best?

Make a long-distance call

177: What happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies in Fly with Me?

Gave birth to a pile of caterpillars

178: Is kiss a verb, adjective or noun?

combine

179: heart replacement failed. The doctor asked the dying patient what his last words were. Guess what he would say?

You don't know my heart

180: Why do men have to punch when drinking together?

The hard way is to give in to someone's pressure after refusing his request for the first time.

18 1: There are three rooms available. One room has three light areas and the other room has three switches. Each switch can only turn on one light. If you can only enter each room once, how do you know which light that switch controls?

Enter a room with a switch, turn on one switch, turn it off after 5 minutes, turn on another switch and leave the room.

182: When does the sun rise in the west?

When you swear

183: There is a newborn baby, born on the same day of the same year, with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible?

Maybe, they are triplets.

184: She became a mother before giving birth, raising a child and adopting a mother. Who is this?

bride

185: A new hospital has been opened in the city with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why?

This is a veterinary hospital.

186: In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating?

Remove two points from the ice.

187: What can't be magnified with a magnifying glass?

corner

188: under what circumstances will people become arrogant?

lose one's eyesight

189: What is the most expensive wine?

wedding feast

190: A student lives on campus. Why is he often late for school?

The school where his home is located is not the school where he goes to school.

19 1: What does the elephant's left ear look like?

auris dextra

192: What did you see most on the boat?

water

193: I can't buy it after reading it. What can't be used after buying?

coffin

194: Where are the fewest Buddha statues?

southern hemisphere

195: The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?

The year, month and day in the newspaper

196: When did you see the biggest moon?

When I landed on the moon,

197: There is a stick. I want to shorten it, but I can't cut it off or break it. What should I do if it becomes shorter?

Compare with a longer stick.

198: How long will it take to finish Peking University?

Is it enough to read the notes of Peking University 1?

199: Dad asked Xiao Ming, what is it with beautiful feathers? I wake you up every morning. Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this?

Dad hits Xiaoming with a feather duster every morning. Xiao Ming guessed it was a feather duster.

200: Give you a magazine and a matchbox. Can you put only one third of the magazines on the table without falling off?

Open one-third of the magazine, and put one-third of the pages on the desktop card and put them on the side.