It's so hot in Tianjin, I'll tell you some cold jokes to cool it down.

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. After wearing it, Bai Niangzi felt her head was particularly heavy. It turned out to be a snake hat.

2. Don't bask in the circle of friends. How many places have you been? This can only prove that you have searched all over the motherland and found no object. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

3. "Why does the company love meetings so much?"

"Because incompetent people sit in meetings, they have the illusion of doing things!"

4. "I have a great job."

"What?"

"Dig the lotus root."