2020 Classic Funny Northeast Xiehouyu Collection

"? Gaga? 、? Guy? 、? My nephew plays lanterns to look after my uncle (old)? "Have you ever heard such a language in your life? Next, I'd like to introduce you to three interesting two-part allegorical sayings in Northeast China. Welcome to reading.

Funny Northeast Xiehouyu Collection 1

1. What kind of bird are you?

2. The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor!

3. Eggs laid by turtles-asshole!

There is a fire in the cloth bag-burn it!

5. Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

6. There is water in the teapot-get out!

7. The fire burned the bamboo forest-bachelor!

8. sheets are used as diapers-generous enough!

9. Chef's March-Take the fall for others.

10. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult!

1 1 .1234567-Wang (forgot) eight!

12. 12356- None (4)

13. Full belly-straw bag!

14. The tailor didn't take a ruler-deliberately broke (quantity)

15. Cao Pi's money-not necessarily (Wei coins)

16. "Hundred Family Names" except Zhao-opening is money!

17.Axe (x) shines on people-I see through you!

18. Unplug without dripping-die hard, Rowen!

19. The zebra's head-head is right!

20. The announcer came on stage-flirting

Funny Northeast Xiehouyu Collection 2

A broken straw hat was drying on my face.

The broken stove lacks fans.

A three-legged stool needs kicking.

Kicking wowotou is not a good cake.

Fart under the covers and eat them all.

Toad went to the road and charged the imported car.

Scar eyes look in the mirror and ask for ugliness.

Shovel can't cut vegetables well.

Eat wicker, pull a basket and weave it in your stomach.

Going out to see the creditors, it is difficult to uncover the diplomatic problems in the pot when you go back to the house.

The appearance under the bed is not high.

Swimming in a cesspool is really not afraid of death (shit)

I have too many hearts in my stomach.

It's shameful to turn around naked.

The weasel watched the chicken getting thinner and thinner.

A donkey tied around its neck is not a proper village (pile)

Funny Northeast Xiehouyu Collection 3

1. A bad nose doesn't drink, but it's just a name.

People with rosacea don't eat wine just because their noses are red, but they are misunderstood as red after drinking wine. The metaphor of doing something bad instead of doing something is just a hollow name.

I don't know the reason why he left my son early.

Early son: premature baby. Who knows why the child was born months ago. The original meaning is premature, and there may be something unclear. I don't know what happened to him. The implication is that what is not clear, whatever.

Zhang Fei wears lead wire with big eyes and small eyes.

Zhang Fei: A famous soldier in the Three Kingdoms, the images in novels and plays are black face, hard beard and big eyes. Zhang Fei put the needle and thread on, with his big eyes facing the eye of the needle. Metaphor stare dry anxious and there is no way.

4. Li Shimin ascended the throne, and Shuntian Ren Ying.

Li Shimin Taizong, a statesman and strategist, initiated the famous "Zhenguan Rule" in history. Obey the will of God and the will of the people. More from the aspect of ancient emperors' entrepreneurship. Now it also refers to the development trend of doing things naturally.

5. pot calling the kettle black, liangzhi.

It means that you make mistakes with others at the same time, to a lesser extent than others, but you don't know it, but you ridicule others.

6. Liu An learns to rejuvenate.

Liu An, the royal family of the Western Han Dynasty, Huainan Wang, Emperor Gaozu Liu Bangsun, the founder of tofu. Originally, it refers to the old people returning to childhood, but now it refers to the youthful vitality of the old people.

7. The water in the Yellow River is hard to be clear.

Qing: It is homophonic with Qing. This refers to the siltation of the Yellow River and the turbidity of the river. It's seldom sunny.

8. It is difficult to find springs on the Gobi Desert.

Gobi desert: refers to a desert area covered with gravel and with few plants. Of difficulty is extraordinary.

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