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Actor's lines in the sketch "Spring Festival is here"
Shenyang: This is our packaging in Scotland. This is not a skirt. It's cropped trousers. Ah, I'm in a hurry to wear it. I wear it in my trouser legs. No wonder there is no gear. Zhao Benshan: Young man, I invited an important guest this time. You've arranged it. How much is it to eat a good meal here? Small Shenyang: 1 10,000 to 20,000. Zhao Benshan: Do you have anything to eat today and check out tomorrow? Shenyang: White stripes? Zhao Benshan: What white stripes? We are not short of money. Zhao Benshan gave Shenyang 100 yuan. Zhao Benshan: Here is the tip, young man. Give me something to do. Today's guest is very important ... that is, if he orders expensive food ... Little Shenyang: I said no? Zhao Benshan: That's brilliant. Give me another 20 bucks. Zhao Benshan said to him, "When I see Mr. Bi in the future, you have to make a face for me. I have trained you for more than 40 years, and it's not in vain. Mao Mao: I just 18. Zhao Benshan: Not as many years as your father. Your father, a semi-finished product, has also been trained as a stationmaster for me. You should pass him. Mao Mao: I must beat the waves in Hong Hushui. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, wave after wave, killing my father on the beach. Mao Mao saw Lao Bi: Who is this? Who is this? You are old bi. Oh, my god, come on, old bi is here. Benshan: What, you look like a wolf at first sight? Zhao Benshan: Mr. Bi, are you from Dalian? The child's grandfather also lives there, and his surname is Bi. You designated him as a relative. Look how much you look like her grandfather. Just like when her grandfather left, yes, that's it. Don't laugh, it's more like. Lao Bi: I get nervous when you talk. Mao Mao: My grandfather's name is Bimenting. Lao Bi: Is your master good at mahjong? Do you want to listen behind closed doors? Zhao Benshan: Bi, you can order whatever you want. Farmers have a good harvest, not bad money, but more money. Lao Bi: You order what you ordered. Zhao Benshan: May I order? Five Australian abalone, nothing, not bad money. Little Shenyang: It's gone. Zhao Benshan: It's not my fault. I have a heart. Five Jin of lobster. Little Shenyang: It's gone. Zhao Benshan: Why is it gone again? I ate 6 Jin in the first half of the year. How big it is.
Shenyang: 1 kg ... er, yes or no? Zhao Benshan: We are not short of money. Shenyang: Oh, that's all. Zhao Benshan: What hotel? There is nothing for the guests. I can't eat shark fin. I got stuck eating the other day. I'm going back to have some vinegar or something. Shenyang: You are too picky. You brought your own food for half a day. Teacher Bi seldom comes. Although I am young, I summed it up. How short one's life is. So is sleeping. When you close your eyes and open them again, the day goes by, huh? Once you close your eyes, your life is over, huh? Lao Bi: The young man is too incisive.
Zhao Benshan: What glory? He is just a fart. Shenyang: I didn't mean anything else. Money is a thing outside the body. What is the most painful thing in my life? I didn't spend any flowers before I died. Zhao Benshan: There is something more painful than this, that is, people are alive and money is gone. Zhao Benshan: Miss Bi, our children want to go to your Avenue of Stars. This child is full of artistic germs. Lao Bi: It's called cell. Zhao Benshan: Come on, show your grandpa. Mao Mao: My name is Duck Egg. I feel very impulsive and sunny today, and it will be cloudy and sunny tonight. Shenyang: Did you get the weather forecast? Mao Mao: I mean, my mood changed from cloudy to sunny, because I found my grandpa, who can take me to sunshine avenue. I'm in a great mood. Grandpa took me on the road, and I really thank him. I thank your ancestors for eight generations, and my ancestors for eight generations. I will never forget your great kindness, and I will never let you go even if I am a ghost. Lao Bi: I'm scared to hear that. Zhao Benshan: Children have a strong revenge since childhood ... Oh, no, repay the kindness. Come on, sing about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi. Mao Mao: I was brought up by my grandfather. He loves me very much. I like fish very much, so he went to the sea to help me catch fish. Unfortunately, something happened again. I accidentally stepped on the Internet and got caught ... Zhao Benshan: Yes, I just couldn't get out of the Internet and got online. Shenyang: I can also sing. I can go to the Avenue of Stars. No singing, no serving. If you won't let me sing, I'll tell you. Zhao Benshan: Let him sing. He sings better than he says. Shenyang: Actually, I have a similar experience with her. My grandfather's surname is Bi. Zhao Benshan: Forget it. Do you also play on the line? Are you a friend of her grandfather's? Shenyang: I can imitate. Lao Bi: Imitate who? Shenyang: Liu Huan. Lao Bi: What song? Shenyang: "You and Me" Zhao Benshan: You sing alone, why are you still pulling others to finish? Bi: Not him and me. Zhao Benshan: Then I won't sing with him. Lao Bi: It's the title of the song. Bi: Great. What's your name? Shenyang: You asked me my Chinese name? Small Shenyang. Lao Bi: Do you still have an English name? Shenyang: Yang Xiaoshen.
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