Describe a very popular humorous sentence

First, whoever doesn't take part in accidental amusement, who doesn't pretend to be pure B, you bully me.

Second, the medicine is too noisy.

Third, it won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted!

Fourth, you said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

5. Unbearable heat-in the shadow of cactus, the temperature is as high as Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

6. The head teacher's famous saying: The whole building is the noisiest in our class.

Seven, last summer's long hair and waist were replaced by Otto's eggs of Black Rice Brother.

Eight, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken.

Nine, my mother said: how do I treat her during the rebellious period, and how do she treat me during menopause.

10. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

Eleven, they all say we have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

Twelve, farmer Fang Xia Yun, I dare to eat.

Thirteen, I have been thinking that one day I kidnapped the principal, tied him to the bed in the school dormitory and gave him a small fan to see how long he could live.

Fourteen, the sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

15.[ He died in my dream, in my heart, in my song-]

16. How much truth is told in a joking way? For example, I am handsome.

17. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm air.

Eighteen, our love, the doctor said: he has tried his best.

It was so hot that I got a tan. It turns white at home every day! Great, we can finally have a hybrid.

Twenty, my god, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

If only I had as much money as I wrote. -

22. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

Twenty-three, this summer, is it going to heat me to death!

Twenty-four, I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

Twenty-five, we are all: sleeping in class, jumping after class, and dying in the exam.

Twenty-six, invite you out to dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, it must be a lifelong event!

Twenty-seven, the difference between mental illness and neuropathy: one is a mental problem, the other is a neurological problem.

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

Twenty-nine, you let go when I needed you most]

Be friends with me, can you put it away? Stop pretending, okay Don't be like dog tail grass, okay?

Thirty-one, the weather, the sun poison, sweating like a pig.

Thirty-two, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!

33. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

Don't mention the past to me, it will only make me feel sick.

35. Summer is here. The object depends on the object. If there is no date, we will stay in the air-conditioned room.

Thirty-six years old, in summer, we will eventually die of heat!

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

Describe the hot weather and the fiery mood in the classroom, and talk about necessities.

Describe the hot weather and the fiery mood in the classroom (Part I) 1. Today, someone died. His name is hot.

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

The weather in summer is very hot. The sun pours heat to the earth heartily; The wind is too lazy to blow; If it rains lightly, the children will run in the light rain and take a cold bath.

You want me dead, just say so. There's no need to be so angry.

In summer, the sun is scorching the earth, the weeds on the roadside are almost burning, and the heat wave in the air makes people breathless. Without a breath of wind, the willows on the river bank drooped their heads, and the canna on the roadside almost withered, but the lovely tricolor flowers stood upright with their slender waist branches and bright flowers, which really stood out from the crowd!

6. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. Really eager to unload the goods early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

7. The most sincere care is the deepest love.

8. It's even hotter at noon. People are hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs hide in the shade of trees for the summer, and they use their unique tongue to dissipate heat. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming hot, and the bird doesn't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only cicadas make broken calls on the branches; Like breaking gongs and drums and cheering for the scorching sun!

9. The car does not need to be ignited when it is started.

10. It's really troublesome to cover the quilt at night in cold weather.

1 1. put happiness in your luggage so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; Write the happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel good in the integral; Fold your wishes in your hands and let you always grasp the brilliance of your destiny; My friend, I wish you a glorious and wonderful life! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

12. It's 36 degrees today, and it's so hot that I wish I were dead, but my family only has an electric fan. My mother brought my only electric fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this all these years. Every year in the hottest summer, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in the room.

13. It was the hottest noon in summer, and the sun in the south unscrupulously threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures out of its nuclear melting pot. At this time, except those who soak in the Lijiang River and work in places with air conditioning, the rest are heavy and top-heavy. There are wisps of smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun, and the cloud was angered by Hua Song and sank into the water.

14. steamed in a thousand miles, braised in Wan Li.

15. Reagan noodles don't need cooking.

16. Taking a nap can supplement the lack of sleep caused by heat at night and ensure your energy in the afternoon. In order to have a good work efficiency, dear friends, remember to have a rest at noon in summer.

17. My cousin gave a cup of Coca-Cola when he got married ... He drank it and cried with his daughter-in-law ... It touched all the guests and friends ... Only I understood that I secretly put mustard in his coke, which covered up my fame and fortune.

18. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel very tired from work, and I can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and my face is covered with pimples. ...

19. The road was scorched by the scorching sun and a pile of white smoke was trampled.

Describe the hot weather and hot mood in the classroom (Part II) 20. When I put a coin into the wishing pool, a lovely elf asked me what I wanted to wish for, and I said to him, please take good care of this information reader for me, never be depressed and always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

2 1. The weather is so hot, please pay attention to your health and drink plenty of water.

22. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.

23. Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our feelings last forever.

24. You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

25. With the coolness of the rain and the coolness of the breeze, my blessing will follow. May you be cool and refreshing in the hot summer, bring you a happy mood, be cool and warm, and wish you happiness.

26. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and all the talks must be lifelong events.

27. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

28. protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

29. It's so hot that I have less urine!

There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

3 1. The hot weather invites everyone to take a sauna for free and lose weight together. Come on!

32. Lucky: It's so hot. I had a disposable iced coke today, so happy.

33. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

34. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

35. It's hot and a little unhappy.

36. I put on makeup for an hour and opened the door without makeup.

37. What is not the hottest thing today? I'm melting, okay?

38. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

Describe the hot weather and the hot atmosphere in the classroom. It's really bombing. If there is no satisfactory weather, there will be all kinds of tantrums. Don't mess with me I can never communicate without frequency.

40. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

4 1. Why does this summer mat feel like an electric blanket? ...

42. In midsummer July, Xia began to show off the power of her grandson's father-in-law. Grandfather Sun received orders from Xia's mother-in-law to bake the earth at the highest temperature. The weather is crazy hot, the ground is so hot that it smokes like fire and is about to melt like chocolate. There are few people on the road, only cars are running back and forth. There is not a cloud in the blue sky, and some gray gases, like clouds and Feiyun, like fog and non-fog, float low in the air, making people feel uncomfortable holding their breath. The flowers and trees outside are too hot to get up and hang their heads.

43. There is a hot summer every year. Why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!

44. Over time, it will increase the weight of friendship; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

45. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.

46. Spring is blooming and the weather is getting hotter. I want to go out with my good friend.

47. It's so hot today that the thermometer is about to fall off.

48. Recently, I saw someone say that once a girl with conservation of energy gets cold, men will get hot once, but once a girl grows safe, no matter how cold she is, men will only get cold, not hot.

49. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.

50. On a hot summer day, I'll give you a plate of crisp green apples with fruit salad. May you be happy; Smooth bananas may you be beautiful; Sweet papaya wishes you happiness; Delicious lychee wishes you happiness; Add a spoonful of salad dressing. May you be flattered.

5 1. I am boiling.

It's so hot that people want to go streaking.

53. If I die of a fever in Chongqing, my brothers remember to collect the body. That's very kind of you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

54. My friend ran away from the customer and sent a QQ complaint to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to give him a call: "You are hot! I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of a 20-degree cold wind. "

55. Go out with a good bangs and turn it into a bar code.

56. Summer comes so fast, and in a few days, people deeply realize what extreme heat is. The asphalt road in the street becomes soft as if stepping on plasticine in the hot sun; The buttonwood tree in the street is like a huge parasol, which brings a poor shade to the people holding umbrellas (I am annoyed when talking about Daquan) and gives off dazzling green light; The whole city is like a huge steamer. People in the city are sweating in the steamer and feel that they will be cooked at any time.

57. To prevent heatstroke in summer, there are more than six kinds of diets: eat more porridge to increase appetite, drink more soup to replenish water, drink more warm tea to lower body temperature, eat more vegetables without being greasy, eat more fruits and vegetables to quench thirst, and eat more bitter gourd to clear heat. May you be healthy!

It is funny to describe the hot weather.

1. Everyone is bitter and hot. I love long summer days.

2. Qingjiang embraces the village stream, and everything in Changjiang Village is quiet.

The weather in July, the sun is poisonous, making people sweat.

The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.

5. Farmer Fang Xia Yun, I dare to eat if I can't sit still.

Even if it rains, I don't know if spring will go. I feel that it will clear up before summer is deep.

I don't know about the heat, but I regret the long summer.

8. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing loudly.

9. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

10. Why do you hate wheatgrass when she is gone? Xia Muyang and Yin are just cute.

1 1. The bitter nights are short in midsummer, and the entrance is cool.

12. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

13. The weather is unbearable. It's Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

14. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

15. The sun makes people fidgety and can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

16. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer is covered with green leaves jumping in the warm wind.

17. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets jumped around like springs.

18. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

19. Today, the sun is like fire and cicadas are singing.

There is neither cloud nor wind in the air. All the trees stood there listlessly in the hot sun overhead.

2 1. If you want to eat cold dishes, you must eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon!

22. Farmer Fang Xia Yun, I dare to eat if I can't sit still.

23. Although the burning sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the roadside has already revealed the timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water in the trees on the shore.

24. A sister paper who just graduated from work had dinner with her male colleague one day, and their male colleague asked about her love history. Sister paper shook her head and said, "They are all the best." Male colleague: What's the matter? Sister paper: "It's all too short." Colleagues instantly sprayed rice paper and explained, "Nima, I mean time is too short!" " Tucao rice sister paper again: I mean, I broke up after chatting for a while!

When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

26. The weather in July, when the sun is poisonous, makes people sweat.

27. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

28. In the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

29. Have you ever thought of someone who makes you want to cry? -Yes, creditors.

30. In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

1. There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

Second, it was terribly hot that day. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, like Feiyun, like fog, like fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

Third, unrequited love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy as soon as it is said!

Fourth, every spray of life has a happy light ring; 1 Every step of life has wonderful moments; Every color of life has a gorgeous chapter; Every greeting from a friend has a profound friendship. Friends, I wish you good, always smile! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

5. What is the most serious consequence of being naughty as a child? -I was playing on the wall of 1 when I was a child ~ I accidentally slipped ... and kicked someone off the wall ...

Six, tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking in the mirror, look at the balance of the bank card, pinch your stomach, and look at the stealth state of your sweetheart QQ. Is my heart cold now?

Seven, the midsummer sunshine is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

Eight, "Xiao Ming, please use' naive' to make a sentence ..." "It's fucking hot today!"

Nine, the idea of cooling off the heat: imagine yourself in the cold ice palm and suddenly melt; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a "scare" to clear your heart!

Ten, the early summer is still peaceful, and the grass has not rested.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible, you are online, you are online and I am invisible.

On a hot summer day, I asked Sister Caterpillar to bring you some intimate kisses. I ask Aunt Mosquito to sing you a lullaby every night. Don't be polite to me. There are better gifts for you!

Thirteen, in summer, the vegetation is particularly lush, the leaves of holly are shiny and shiny, and the old elm trees are flourishing, giving people a thick shade.

14. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wild flowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

Fifteen, someone has a crush on you, will you be tempted when you know it? -I think I'll change my mind ...

Sixteen, rest, idle, and discuss the future marriage with girls at the same table. Out of kindness, I reminded her: "In the future, bridesmaids must find 1 uglier than themselves, or they will be upstaged!" I saw my deskmate nodded, looked around the classroom and said, "I can find you, so who are you looking for ..."

Seventeen, don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge is not salty and easy to drink in summer.

Open the door, headmaster, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in there and make no noise. I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door

19. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm air.

Twenty, there is not a cloud in the air, there is not a wind, the sun is overhead, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

A humorous Weibo sentence that expresses the hot weather.

Weibo sentence (1) 1. When I went out shopping, I saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

Dear air conditioner, it will be sunny if it is safe. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

4. It's getting hotter! Finally, I will prick the ball head!

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

6. The weather is so hot, please pay attention to your health and drink more water.

7. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately requested last month has finally come true!

8. Sit and lie all day without leaving a room.

9. An international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa. "

10. You can wear the clothes after washing.

1 1. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

12. How are you now? I have successfully turned into a pearl (steamed pig).

13. In such hot weather, all you can ask out is the difference between life and death.

14. My Kouga burned my mouth.

15. It's too hot to stop!

16. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of becoming a Brazilian barbecue.

17. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

18. The weather is so sultry that I can't breathe.

19. In hot weather, invite everyone to take a sauna for free, and lose weight together. Come on!

It's not raining, it's hot water.

Weibo's Sentence (Part II) 2 1. It's unbearable in hot summer, so I'll teach you a strange way to cool off the heat: at noon, the sun is in the sky, and you can exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and fighting "summer heat" with "summer heat".

22. Everyone says it's hot today, but it's not obviously cold!

23. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, and then they became acquainted.

24. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

25. It's too hot, give me a break ~

26. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

27. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

28. I put on makeup for an hour and opened the door without makeup.

29. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.

I really appreciate it． I really don't know how to live without your cold violence on such a hot day.

3 1. What? Isn't it the hottest today? I'm melting, okay?

32. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...

33. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.

34. The whole city is hot to death, people are hot to death on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carragher becomes a dog, and we will eventually suffocate in summer. China is hot to death, and the incoming sun, if you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years? No. 10654

35. It was so hot that I hammered the wall crazily. Since then, my home has become a single room.

36. This is the dog days. It's really hot. Is it hot or not?

37. There is a steamer above and charcoal below. Without a lid, you are selling; You don't need to make dough, you are an egg yolk pie.

38. Please put the male and female servants in limbo. Men and women can't stand it. It's fucking hot!

39. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

40. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.