What are the necessary skills and equipment for snowball fights and how to show off in style?

The winter in Harbin is actually not impressive enough for me.

You must know that my hometown is further north. Therefore, when I was in Harbin, I really couldn't stand the behavior of these people, who would post on WeChat Moments the next time Xiaoxue, who was not tall enough, posted them on WeChat Moments. Especially people from the south who came here for the first time were very happy to see the snow on the ground on a sunny day. You guys, how can you call it a blizzard when it's not even knee-deep?

When it comes to snowball fights, the snowball fights you talk about are different from ours. The kind of snowball fight you imagine is called throwing snowballs. In our eyes, that is a game on the same level as throwing handkerchiefs. We Northeasterners are not interested in this. Our snowball fight is war, intrigue and intrigue.

Real Northeastern men disdain to use tools for making snowballs. First of all, the snowballs produced by this thing are not honest. When the Northeastern people wave their arms with amazing strength, they will probably fall before they even make a move. Secondly, when we Northeastern people play snowball fights, we pay attention to using one hand and one foot with all our heart. It is very likely that in a desperate situation during an encounter, we will directly use this thing to hit our face, which may cause bruises in the slightest and disfigurement in the worst. Therefore, children’s toys should not be brought to the battlefield.

In snow battles, the only weapon is snow, but snow can have various forms.

Weapon: scattered snow.

The lowest infantry weapon is Sanxue. As the name suggests, you wear a pure Northeastern two-fingered hand-stewed hand, put your hands together and directly bend down to hold a handful of snow. You can use local materials to see who can win. The advantage is that it has high mobility, there are ammunition everywhere, and the continuous attack attribute is high. The disadvantage is that it kills 1,000 enemies and damages 800. The attack area of ????the scattered snow is too large, and you are often within the attack radius. It is very possible to encounter headwinds. A handful of snow will be all over your face. When you encounter a strong enemy, you may even be pressed on the back of your head and thrown directly into the snow the moment you bend down to hold the snow. But on the battlefield of snow battle in Northeast China, you must not fall down! Once you fall, everyone will attack you in an instant! Including your teammates! remember! In snow battles, there are no loyal teammates, only endless enemies! Burying the fallen alive is the only constant rule in snow battles in Northeast China!

After many years of experience in snowball fights, I have discovered an interesting rule: when a group of people have a snowball fight, the final winner is usually someone who does not actively attack others. On the snow battlefield where everyone will be buried alive 2-3 times on average, the winner will be the one with zero buried alive record.

Of course, the person with the highest record of being buried alive will definitely remind everyone that you have not been buried alive yet, so take care.

Tactics: Individual combat.

A warrior with Sanxue as the main force must have a big body and a round waist, and a loud voice to intimidate the opponent in terms of size and momentum. Before striking, he must scream to scare the opponent, and then surprise him with a slap in the face. Seeing that his vision is temporarily disabled, bend forward, put your shoulders against the opponent's lower abdomen, hold the opponent's knees with both hands, push the opponent with your shoulders, and raise the opponent with both hands, knocking the opponent down on the spot. What you need to pay attention to at this time is that you must not Fall to the ground with the opponent, because what is coming is the mass indiscriminate burial attack. No matter who falls, as long as someone falls, they will be buried alive. No matter how many people, no matter which team they are, they will be buried alive. People are the only constant law in the snow battle in Northeast China.

Weapon: Snowball.

The most common weapon is the snowball that everyone often calls. But it is definitely not the round snowball you see with a clip, that kind of snowball is no different from loose snow. We Northeasterners all have a skill, which is to make snowballs. I have seen a master who makes snowballs. He can break a tree trunk as thick as his thumb with the round and strong snowball he made in an instant, and his personality guarantees that there will be no lumps of stone.