Jokes and riddles

1. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony?

Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony brother).

Who is taller, A or C?

Answer: C is higher (because ABCDA is lower than C).

3. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Jasmine (what a weak [beautiful] jasmine).

4. What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

5. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser. (poor rubber).

6. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case.

7. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

8. 1234567890 which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop).

9. How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).

10. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this?

Answer: "If".