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Many top students said that they were in a good mood when school started, and even the bubbles under the sun were colorful. I was puzzled. Where did you see this? ! How can it be possible if the dream of becoming a top student in the new semester is just a talk? Hurry up and change your profile picture to let everyone see your desire to learn! 365 Quotes and Lines Network specially collected and compiled this funny joke for you. Seven words floating in the sky will make you happy all day long!

The last one is for the scumbag, no watermark, no thanks.

This is the class rules of their class posted by a netizen. The scumbag will not want to go to school after seeing the first rule.

On the first day of school, all the bad students did this. They were really drunk.

Regardless of whether you are a top student or a bad student, remember, classmates, all your pain is deserved!

So students should be happy when school starts!

By the way, the military training is about to begin. I silently checked the weather forecast until the end of the military training to give good news to the new students.

It’s that time of year again when college freshmen live in dormitories and parents send their children to pave the floor.

Poor parents in the world, have you ever gotten up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom? When you come back, check to make sure you don’t sleep in the wrong bed.

There have been too many missing girls recently, and parents are even more worried. There are many more children sent to school than in previous years.

Come on, let’s all tell your stories about when you went to college.

Looking at his taillights going away, I secretly vowed: I will study hard and be like him Awesome, speak fluent ordinary hair! (Tong Zi Gong)

Is your pronunciation of Mandarin correct?

Please read: "The country's fruit, the country's fruit, the country's fruit, the country's fruit wrapped in a Guo pot, the country's fruit wrapped in a Guo pot!"

If you can't read these well, it's best to find someone to listen to you read. He will definitely congratulate you, thank you.

College otakus carry enough food rations to their dormitories, and it seems they won’t have to go downstairs this semester.

This classmate is not good at staying at home, it can easily cause cancer! real! If you don’t believe me, listen: it causes cancer, stay home!

One summer vacation, a kid from Nanchang University returned to his dormitory and saw this: a mouse had given birth in the dormitory. I'm also drunk. Is there anything more heartwarming than this in the beginning of school season?

Yes!

In the new semester, Zhejiang University is trying to assign dormitories to freshmen according to their living habits. There are two dormitories: "sleep before 11:30 pm/sleep after 11:30 pm". 70% of freshmen chose the former.

I just want to say that the 70% choose to go to bed before 11:30 at night. You are indeed freshmen, too young and too simple, and you don’t understand college life. Believe me, one month 90% of you will regret this choice in the end→_→

"Night owls" and "early bedtimers" are divided into different dormitories so as not to disturb each other.

The scumbags were so happy that they finally found an organization.

The next page is more exciting~~~