Sweet homophonic copy makes people happy 60 sentences

Sweet homophonic copy makes people happy (I) 1. It's so hot, we'll always get familiar with it.

On my way home, I bought oysters. All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind for the crab to cook it.

4. Crabs and mussels take the exam together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

5. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

6. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

7. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

8. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that peanuts are a good thing.

9. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

10. Do you like ladylike style or my epilepsy?

Teacher: What's four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

12. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

13. Grandma's door handle is very thick and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I realized that this was called being rude.

14. I washed some dates today, which were originally packed together, but they were scattered after washing. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.

15. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

16. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad. If it's bad, call something, say who it is, and if it's bad, say, let's make up.

17. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

18.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

19. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

20. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

Sweet homophonic copy makes people happy (2)1. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is angry, so I can't surf the Internet.

22. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

23. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

24. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "how many demons does the piano have?"

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

26. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

27. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

28. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

29. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

30. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

3 1. What about being tall? Don't you want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?

32. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

33. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Is it true that girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?

One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

You didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

36. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

37. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

38. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

39. I am steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

40. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

Sweet homophonic copy makes people happy (Chapter 3) 4 1. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you", and the chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to duck".

42. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

43. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

44. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

45. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

46. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

47. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

48. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

49. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

50. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

5 1. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

53. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

54. When the deer takes a picture of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

55. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

56. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

57. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

58. Don't talk about falling in love, what about crow's feet?

59. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

60. Mr Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "