High-end dirty words

1. God spreads wisdom on the earth, but you hold an umbrella.

2. My sister's face is not red enough, so I'll slap her to make it up to you.

Go to Pinduoduo to get a mother and talk to me again.

4. You are like a beautiful sheep whose mother can't be found in more than 3,000 episodes.

Your stupidity is always so creative.

6. How do you care for your skin? How can you care so much?

7. Misgurnus anguillicaudatus dipped in seawater as its seafood?

8. Your selfie is your family photo.

9. Your skin is thicker than overnight lard.

10. You can send your brain to a hot pot restaurant if you don't need it.

1 1. You are really Baidu, and you can't even get to sogou.

12. You must be very happy to spray your object like this.

13. I wanted to send flowers to your mother, but I didn't. You have no mother.

14. You call your mother, or you hang up, or you'd better hang up your mother's phone.

15. The east is not bright and the west is bright. What kind of person is your father and what kind of person am I?

16. at first glance, you are not so good, but at second glance, you might as well look fierce.

17. Does your family open an antique shop? Call everyone baby.

18. I think you are fierce. Why don't you come to work tomorrow? My QQ farm is short of a dog

19. If my name is Shangguan Nanbei, you can call Sima Dongxi.

20. It's a pity that you don't want to be a cook. You're shaking too much.

2 1. Are you the only one left in the household registration book?

I don't even believe in punctuation.

23. Your birth certificate is Durex's letter of apology.

24. I like pretending to be a pair of underwear in my next life.

25. People are all the same, they don't recognize their own problems, and they also have a mouth that likes to preach.

26. Your parents should spend ten minutes walking.