A very philosophical witticism

Lead: Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain. The following is a very philosophical quip, welcome to read and share.

A very philosophical quip 1 1. Don't call me if you're all right, let alone if you have something.

Actually, I'm a genius, just jealous of talents.

3. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

If the road is rough, just shout and go on.

Happiness is a comparative thing, and you can only feel it if there is something at the bottom.

6. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

7. the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the drums are broken.

8. If you make trouble without reason, you have a plan!

9. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

10. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

1 1. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women?

12. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you. Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

13. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

14. Life can't be like cooking, and all the ingredients are ready before cooking.

15. I thought? Invisible? People can't find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

16. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

17. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

18. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

19. What is life like? Breathe? ,? Huh? Take a breath? Rotten? It's for breathing.

20.？ Romantic? This is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

2 1. I asked my troubles. He doesn't love you at all. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself. Sheng asked me to bring you a love letter: he will never change for you!

22. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

23. It's hard to love someone. Loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, four people capsize and five people are completely finished.

24. A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

25. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

26. A word? Take it? Better than two words? I give it to you? .

27. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

28. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

29. Women are poor to please themselves, while men are poor to please themselves.

30. Some things, knowing that they are wrong, must be adhered to because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that the road has gone, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

3 1. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

32. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.

33. Lie down where you fell.

Only by sharing can happiness be doubled.

35. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was. Grandpa came from his grandson? Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, then it is not a pig? It's Bajie!

36. Smoke is not obedient, so we? Smoking? .

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

Very philosophical ridicule sentence 2 1, occasional forgetting does not mean eternity, busy, a faint yearning haunts my heart; On the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessing; Miss you, invite me to dinner!

Since I met you, you should know your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are, two piles of shit.

3. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!

4. Men should love their wives more, be kind to their children, be filial to their parents, be loyal to their friends, be careful about their work and be hard on themselves. After reading it, please hit your head with your mobile phone!

5. Top secret document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the quality of the people, the State Council decided to sweep away a group of ugly and incompetent youths. You should pack your things and go out to take refuge at once. Don't thank me. Let's go! Be safe!

6. The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss people far away. You, I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!

7. I miss you day and night. I always want to carve a fantasy. Pay attention to the line of sight during the day and meet you in the dream at night. My thoughts revolve around you. Why don't you come to me-5 million!

8. In order to thank our friends for their kindness, we now offer a one-day weekend tour, with the whole bus going back and forth. Activities include cleaning my floor and kitchen, scrubbing toilets, washing clothes and bedding, and providing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible!

9. On behalf of the CPC Central Committee, the State Council, the National People's Congress, the Central Military Commission and the offices of Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, I strongly protest to you: Why didn't Taiwan Province Province appear on the map of China left by your bedwetting last night? ! ! Remember to make it up tonight.

10, a pair of flies and their mother are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother: Mom, why do we eat shit every day? Mom said:? Don't say such disgusting things while eating, eat while it's hot! ?

1 1. One monk has to carry water and two monks have to carry water. The classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old man in the temple, but the old man is smirking with his mobile phone.

12, come on, wake up! Say hello to dispel a little loneliness! A greeting warms a heart! A blessing, touched by a concern! Nothing, comfort a hesitation! A short message woke a pig!

13, a cricket bet a pig that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, I want to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

14. Friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. I will stick my head out without hesitation when you jump from a tall building. Wow, I'm not dead! ?

15, someone told me that it is the noblest thing to send text messages to the most talented, healthy, honest and kind people; On second thought, I think this person must be yours! If you feel the same way, please give me one!

16, I haven't seen you for a while, I really miss you! Are you okay over there? Does the tiger bully you? Does the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw anything at you? Are you used to reading the short messages of two little hooves on your mobile phone?

17, don't be discouraged when encountering setbacks, work hard, strive for the upper reaches with a backbone, avoid being upset, live an optimistic life, and don't vent in crowded places.

18, I really miss you! I call dawn at night, and the stars in the sky know my heart. I only have you in my heart! How can thousands of waters in Qian Shan stop my love for you! I really miss you, dear RMB!

19, the most romantic thing is to walk slowly with you, look at the 80-year-old man, and gently accompany grandma on the roadside; The happiest thing is to walk slowly with you and watch your cheerful gait. This is my enjoyment! Run away again, my pet dog!

20. With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don't think about tea and rice. I'm a little worried without you. Without you, I am wholeheartedly. Without you, I have nothing to do and a hateful game.

According to your date of birth, you are sure to make a fortune in the near future. Please follow the secret action immediately: blow an explosive hairstyle, wear a patched dress, hold a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street with a mantra in your mouth: Come on!

22. No one can understand the sadness of this city except the wind; No one will see the ending of this story, except the rain; No one is worth worrying about and following except you; Dear, I want to say to you: it's time to pay back the money!

23. Judging from your almond eyes, cherry mouth, Liu Yeer's curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves and beautiful face, you must have a complete face!

24. I can't help thinking about you. I only rely on images to pin my love for you. Don't laugh at my infatuation with you, just because of that wise saying-life is never shit, leave a photo as toilet paper!

Thank you for listening to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness! Thank you for accompanying me through every minute. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wang Cai, I can't live without you.

26. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. So, in the next life, I will definitely pull weeds for you.

27. The next step is to witness the miracle. Press the page turn key and you will smile. Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!

28. What should I do if I am thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; What should I do if I miss you? So send a text message and try it.

29. Without Pangu's creation, the evolution of apes is hopeless; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

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