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How much are the beast owner Euler and the spirit beast?
Many villages in Drapp have suffered from the once-in-a-century white rain, and the world is white, which makes people want to pour all kinds of pigments into vats. The thunderous thunder rolled across the horizon, instead of interfering with the ceremony of awarding the Mars badge to the animal control junior middle school in the temple, it added a different kind of solemnity and sacredness. Xin Dai stood beside the old village head, her hair standing at sixes and sevens, which looked like a bird's nest made of branches from a distance. This is the first time that he presided over the ceremony. For this reason, Xin Dai specially wore a plain holy garment borrowed from Kamai. Last month, his holy garment was changed to drinking. This dress is a little thin to wear, especially when you are out of breath, the buttons on your chest are torn open, and Xin Dai has to keep buttoning them. The old village head thought he was nervous, so he turned and patted Xindai on the shoulder to let him relax properly. "Xin Dai, don't be nervous. The first row in front is full of animal control junior high school students you brought out. It is a great honor for you to be a teacher and honor them! " "Oh, it's ..." New Dai was busy buttoning up and answered a sentence, and all the new ones burst open. Damn Kamal, can't you gain weight and make a big holy garment?
"New Dai, your grades are good!" Teacher Houston's beard is obviously specially decorated, perhaps with turpentine, and it is beautifully bent. "There is a good junior high school teacher more than me! But did you hear everyone say that the students you are taking are kite teams! Kite team! Ha ha ..... "He deliberately coughed close to Xin Dai's ear, because Xin Dai just hung his head and was busy with his" work "and didn't listen to him at all.
"Finally make strong! You must make a small condom to wear the holy garments ... Houston, what did you just say? Do you mean to buy me a drink? " Xin Dai smiled brightly, and her eyes narrowed into two curved seams.
"Hum! I am reminding you that you are the captain of the kite team, and kites represent luck! " Houston covered his head, and a lock of hair slipped down disobediently because of extreme anger. "Kites are better than hens that can only lay eggs but can't fly ..."
Xin Dai and Houston are both animal control teachers, and they are both instructors who are specially responsible for training animal control middle school teachers, but they are always like cockfighting.
Call as soon as you meet, regardless of occasion or opportunity.
"Your poor teaching level is entirely due to your retarded inheritance in the new Dai family ..."
"Yo! Houston, I caught a wild boar the day before yesterday. It has no brain! What, you don't believe it? " Xin Dai went to Houston, smiled and said, "Of course, I don't believe it either, so I grabbed the hair of a wild boar …" Then he grabbed Houston's hair for a demonstration. I didn't expect Cinderella to pull it out too hard, revealing a bald head like a smooth egg. "Later, I learned that the wild boar not only has no brain, but even the hair is fake!"
Coax-the originally silent temple burst into laughter. "Miss Houston's hair is fake ..." "What a surprise!" "No wonder!" "So ugly ..."
Houston blushed and grabbed the headgear and buckled it on his head. He was so angry that he buckled his head inside out without realizing it. Everyone, including the old village head, couldn't help laughing. Houston gnashed his teeth, but the award ceremony began and he had to stand with Cindy with a smile. Just as they put the Mars Medal on the arm of the new animal control junior high school, suddenly, a series of black balls flew out of the window and hit Houston's head. Originally, his fake headgear was worn backwards, but later it became a basin, and all the black balls fell in. There is an unpleasant stench in the air. Houston took off his hood and saw that the black ball was wild horse dung!
"Who? Who did it! "
Xin Dai saw a small figure whizzing past the window. Houston obviously found out, too. He threw away the animal whip, rolled it to the window and hooked a dirty and scarred boy.
"How dare you attack me?" Houston reached out his fat palm and slapped the boy, but he jumped away deftly.
"oh! How about attacking you? " The boy made a face and smiled at the mouth without front teeth. "I just make you stink like horse manure!" You bastard who killed my parents! "
"So you are a kid who plays the flute. See how I tidy up you today ..." Houston's finger bent into a star. Five-blade finger? Xin Dai was secretly taken aback. This is a cruel technique, so the boy will die.
Ah!
Houston let out a scream, poked his hand on the thick iron plate, all five nails were bald, and blood gurgled out. "Xin Dai! You ... what do you want? "
"Sorry, I just want a noodle making tool!" Xin Dai held up the iron plate with five holes punched in Houston. "Fingers must be very painful, but it's a pity that the mouth is still missing. It is better to poke a few more ... "He handed the plate to Houston. "gee! Five-blade refers to a good tool for making noodles. Houston, you shouldn't kill a child ... and today is the award day ... ""This kid attacked me first. Why do you mind your own business? " Houston angrily bandaged the wound with gauze, and every finger was wrapped as thick as a pink sausage. "He is the youngest son of Di Li ..."
Xin Dai walked up to the boy, touched his head and said to Houston, "He is my student, the animal trainer I am about to train. No matter what you do to him, you must go through me first ... "Something in the boy's eyes hit his heart, so Xin Dai looked at the old village head, hoping to get his support at this moment.
"I can prove that this child is a student selected by Xindai." The old village head cocked his head at the boy and nodded. Boys' unruly short hair and roots are very similar to new ones, and their pale eyes are as clear as streams. Over time, he will also become an excellent animal trainer!
When Houston heard the old village chief's words, his face turned livid. He turned to Xin Dai, and the despicable power came up again. "Ah ha ha ha, him?" Your animal trainer? You might as well teach fish to walk! Look at his virtue, there is no psychic mark on his face, and he has no potential to control the animal owner at all. The cat barked ... "Suddenly, he stopped laughing wildly. It turned out that a horse dung had popped into his mouth, Barry.
The boy looked at him with another one in his hand and raised his eyebrows.
Hahaha! Cindy couldn't help laughing. Houston remembers the smell of horse manure all his life!
The boy suddenly turned around and stared at Xin Dai, his eyes full of hostility. He threw his horse manure on Xindai's clothes and ran out through the crowd. Xin Dai was shocked. How can this child be good or bad?
The old village head waved his hand to signal the audience to be quiet and continued to hold the award ceremony. Eight middle school students who control animals wear impressive Mars badges on their arms, which proves that they have the ability to control sensitive animals and can do more for this village. Thunderous applause broke out in the temple.
"Cindy, I will put this bill on your head sooner or later ..." Houston gritted his teeth and smelled. Even his breath smells of horse manure. People are far away, even his spirits and beasts have gone to breathe fresh air.
Xin Dai ignored him and just stared out of the window. There are pale eyes staring at the badge on the arm of the animal controller, full of envy and expectation. It was the boy who escaped just now.
"This is the funniest scene in the history of Drapp Duocun, not to mention how funny Houston is ... Kamai, it's a pity that you didn't see it.
Ha ha ha ... he smells of horse manure ... "Xin Dai recalled that morning, she fell from the stool to the ground and kept laughing.
Kamai didn't speak, just holding his holy garments. "Dai, you haven't answered my question. I want to know why my holy clothes are covered with horse manure? "
"This, that, maybe I'm too close to Houston ..." Xin Dai tried to escape, but Kamai grabbed her by the collar. "Want to escape again? Why does it come to no good end every time I lend you something? "
"Hee hee ....." Xindai pulled out a holy garment from the bedside and handed it to Kamai. "I will pay you back!"
Kamai shook his head and went out, his long ice-blue hair fluttering like a cloud. Xin Dai breathed a sigh of relief. "Kamai, the guy who loves cleanliness, it's great that he didn't let me wash this time ..." But Kama turned around and said coldly, "Don't forget to wash my clothes with clean water!" And then left without looking back. Xin Dai hit him in the mouth. "Really, I forgot that his mind reading is very powerful!" "
2. Students with difficulties
Where exactly do you live? Xin Dai looks around with Ziyang, a newly captured soul beast. He is looking for the boy who made trouble on honor day. Xindai found out that his name was Yula, and he and his grandfather lived in the north corner of the village. However, he walked around three times and didn't find the house with prismatic trees in front of the door described by passers-by. There are many houses with prismatic trees.
"How long do we have to turn to rest? It won't be that you have drunk too much and remembered the wrong direction, right? " Purple sheep got impatient and pulled the rope out.
"You are a spirit beast! You don't know how I know? " Xin Dai gave it a white look and suddenly patted his forehead. "Oh, you're right. I really misremembered the direction. It should be the south corner! " He pulled the purple sheep in the opposite direction.
Drapp Duocun is not very big, but it takes half a day to walk from the north corner to the south corner, so Xin Dai arrived until the sun was high in the sky. Along the way, he asked many people about Euler, and everyone looked at him with strange eyes. It turns out that Euler is not only notorious for being naughty in this area, but also against the animal control department, either letting animals go or doing everything possible to destroy their enchantment. So when it comes to him, everyone is very angry. Xin Dai has some regrets. If I had known, I wouldn't have said it was Euler's teacher. It should be said that he is his enemy. This time he had to find it slowly by himself. "I am the king of beasts, and I am the greatest animal master in Duocun, Drapp!" Xindai saw a row of mice in front of Euler in the distance.
"Spirit beast, I order you to go forward!" The mice didn't understand him at all, and none of them walked according to Euler's orders. "Hum! How dare you fools disobey my animal owner's orders? " With that, Laura picked up a little mouse and threw it forward. "Forward!" Then pick up another one and throw it forward "Forward!" Xin Dai witnessed Euler's strange behavior and found it very interesting. He walked over.
"Ah! Students ... "
Euler was absorbed in throwing mice, but he was surprised that someone would disturb him. He glared at Xin Dai angrily. "What do you want? What is the ghost's name? " He threw a mouse at Xin Dai. The new generation is usually most afraid of mice. "wow! ! ! "He waved and backed away.
"I'm Dai, your teacher. We met on the day of the memorial! "
"Hum! My teacher? Coward! " Euler shook the mouse and left the pie mouth at Xindai. Purple sheep stood in front of Xin Dai in case Euler threw another mouse. "He is the new teacher Dai who specializes in training excellent animal control teachers!" Purple sheep blinks.
"Yes, yes, I'm here to teach you how to control animals." Xin Dai hid behind the purple sheep, leaned out half his head and said.
By pretending to throw a mouse, Cindy quickly shrank back. "Let's clean your brain! I hate animal trainers! I don't even want to be an animal trainer! Hum, go to hell ... "He scattered the mouse on the ground and walked out of their sight with a straw basket on his back.
Cindy's original passion suddenly disappeared without a trace. Who doesn't want to be a great animal trainer in Duocun, Drapp? Wasn't that kid still playing animal control just now? "Purple Sheep, is there anything wrong with Euler?" Looking at the distant figure, Xin Dai was puzzled. "Wow, there are so many mice ..." I don't know when a few gray mice gathered at the feet of New Dai, which scared him to climb on the back of Purple Sheep.
"Alas, Euler is so eccentric that everyone doesn't like him very much." Xin Dai sat opposite Grandpa Euler and listened to him introduce Euler's situation.
It turns out that Euler's parents are long gone, and they were eaten by the spirit beast in Houston in the final of 106 Masters. When his father died, he was made to swear not to be an animal trainer. "Besides, Euler's qualification is not good," grandpa said. "His father once tested him when he was very young, and it turned out that Euler had no spiritual power at all, and spiritual power is very important for animal trainers ..."
Xin Dai was smoking a cigarette and lost in thought. Children of animal masters will inherit spiritual strength from their parents. Euler's parents are masters, and their spiritual strength should be stronger. ...
Just then, Euler pushed open the door and saw Xin Dai sitting there. He clenched his fist. "Why are you in my house? You are not welcome! " He frowned and asked sharply.
"Shit, it's rude. This is teacher Xin Dai ... especially for ... ahem ..."
"Grandpa! They are not good things! " Pulling the rope, Xin Dai was caught and thrown out of the door at once. "Oh my god, this little cha cha is really fast and accurate! Ouch ... "Xin Dai plunged into the soil. "But he hasn't mastered the balance! My head ... is going to blossom ... "
Bang-the door behind him closed tightly. Xin Dai sat up and rubbed his swollen forehead. "Little cha-cha, my purple sheep ..."
"Hum, you don't want it!" Euler also shut the window tightly. "I decided to bake and eat!"
The smoke from the room mixed with the smell of barbecue. "My lovely poor purple sheep!" Xin Dai forgot the pain in his head and rushed to the door. The door suddenly opened, and Xin Dai, who had just rushed in with her head down, suddenly fell in and became a dog eating shit.
"Purple sheep, my purple sheep ..." He searched anxiously.
"Here it is ..." Euler is oiling Jiao Hong's meat roasted on the gallows. He raised his nose, smelled the fragrance, then picked up a knife and prepared to cut the meat. "It must be delicious!"
"You have gone too far!" Xin Dai is the last straw. He took out his animal whip. "Do you know how much effort I spent raising it? There are still 10 days before it can participate in the spirit beast competition! "
"Ha ha, want to hit me?" Rachel cut off a roasted leg and chewed it up. "Animal control masters are best at Smith, but they are all idiots!"
Xin Dai saw him eating mutton bite by bite, as if biting his own heart. He took a step forward and raised the whip angrily. Suddenly, the ground under Xin Dai's feet sank and he fell.
"Wash your brain, my stupid teacher!" With that, Laura unloaded the barbecue from the shelf and threw it down, hitting her new arm right. "Your purple sheep is back to you!" Then cover the cellar door and go away.
"My purple sheep! You have a hard time, and I have a hard time ... "Xin Dai sat in the opaque cellar with a barbecue and wept bitterly.
Finally, Laura's grandfather pulled Cindy up. He urged Cindy to leave while Euler was away, or she would be miserable when she came back. Dusty Xin Dai looked at the gap when he fell, and tears pattered down. "Can you help me pull the purple sheep up? My arm seems to be hurt, so I don't need magic. Although it has become a roast sheep, I can't bear to part with it ... "
"Ha ha, this is a prank. The child didn't roast purple sheep. I seem to see him leading the purple sheep to the ghost forest ... "Grandpa Euler smiled. He is not an animal master, and his resistance is not as obvious as Euler's. He looks amiable.
"This little cha-cha!" When encountering difficult children, Xindai likes to call them Cha Xiao Cha. "I want to train him to be an excellent animal trainer!" He snorted and grabbed a barbecue leg to say goodbye to grandpa.
"Teacher Xin Dai, I hope ..." Euler's grandfather stopped him, and Xin Dai stopped at the door, watching the sunset surrounded by colorful sunset clouds.
"I still hope that Barbara can grow up to be a real master of animal control, as good as his parents …" Grandpa's eyes were fixed on the back of the new Dai. Cindy became warped become warped left corners of the mouth, spit out smoke turn "he will ..."
Break into the ghost forest
Phantom Forest is a special place for hunting animals. Animals needed by owners, sensitive animals needed by normal schools and spiritual animals needed by owners all grow here. But it is full of invariants, that is to say, the forest is not fixed, even a thin grass, such as plants, swamps, magic and waterfalls, is in an unpredictable state and may become another scene at any time and place. The palm tree you are resting on may suddenly turn into a magical monster to eat you, and the water you are drinking will turn into a snake to suck you in. Therefore, not everyone can enter the phantom forest, and only those above the normal school are qualified. And those little teachers who are in urgent need of animals can barely enter if they can compete with the forest protection giants on the edge of the forest, but whether they can come out alive depends on their personal skills.
Xin Dai hurried to the ghost forest. What he is most worried about now is not the purple sheep, but whether Euler has been chopped into a horrible "banana skin". You know, the axe is so sharp that I don't care. He rushed to the edge of the forest, the wonderful wooden house was surrounded by blood, and the air seemed to be full of killed evil spirits. No ... Xin Dai dare not think about it. He twisted his left hand to open the entrance to the Phantom Forest. A big axe was chopped off from the air, and he had to retract his hand quickly. When Xin Dai looked up, her scalp tightened. She stared at him with envious eyes. "What fine weather and blue sky, I just walked around ..." The new generation carried a cigarette and pretended to walk around leisurely. He thought so much that he didn't even go easy on the guru. So is Euler A a good banana or a rotten banana peel now? Knock on the door. Xin Dai accidentally bumped into a coconut tree, and the hard fruit fell off and hit his head like a small hammer. He has been following Xin Dai to prevent him from sneaking into the Woods. Because he was so tall, most of the fruit hit him. Cindy hid beside her knees and escaped a lot of "shelling".
"Well ..." Many bent down and stared at the new Dai. "What the hell do you want to do here?"
"What a big man! Have you ever seen a boy with pale eyes and a purple sheep? " Shindai, to be honest, it's too tiring to play with such a big fool. It's better to ask directly
"You are the first person I met today!" Shake the axe a lot. "Are you here to poach animals?"
"Me? I am like a poacher? " Xin Dai pointed to his nose. Does he give people a bad feeling? "My spirit beast, Purple Sheep, was taken to the Phantom Forest by Euler. I'm here to find them!"
Much more than holding a hatchet, the grinning rhubarb die is the same shape as his hatchet. "I don't want to answer your question. If you want to enter the ghost forest, you must pass me. If you don't want to go in, you can go out at once! "
Xin Dai clenched his fist. "It's killing me! It seems that I have to show you my magic! " He looked at the giant who was over five years old and held out his thumb, middle finger and ring finger to summon his beast. After a long time, a Lopunny appeared, and Xin Dai almost didn't run away. "How could it be you?" This rabbit is only big enough for the giant to plug his teeth. "What about Gulang and tian hu?"
"Oh, today is the day when they take a bath in Diquan!" The rabbit limped in front of new Dai. "I'm the only one at home for illness, so as soon as you call me, I have to come ..." Xin Dai almost fell to the ground in surprise. "What can you do here?"
"At least I can drag you back when you are beaten down!"
No way, Xin Dai had to rely on herself. He threw off his arm and assumed a fighting posture. Too hard, he kept cutting his red beard. Xin Dai can escape in time every time, but she can't help laughing. Before Xin Dai's mouth was closed, the wonderful axe fell down like a mountain. Damn it, I forgot that you can't use magic in the phantom forest at all! Xin Dai had to flicker and stagger, and at the same time hit back with a punch. The punch didn't work, even the soil on his clothes didn't shake off. Cindy took a deep breath. You can't fight like this, or you'll lose!
"I said, Rabbit, are you really not going to help?" Xin Dai was chopped to the left and jumped, while his animal rabbit sat on the ground, chewing radish with relish and watching them fight. "Shall I teach you how to jump higher?" The rabbit chewed and then hid outside.
Xin Dai looked at Xiaoyao Rabbit and lamented that animals are not ancient. Suddenly, he was greatly encouraged. "Jump farther and jump higher, which will save me more effort!" Yes, so he is exhausted ... "Thinking of this, he jumped further. This trick really works, so that you don't care about chopping, don't even turn your head, and soon you are exhausted and panting. Xin Dai took this opportunity to secretly spread the beast bundle and tied many flaws into a big meat dumpling at once.
"Well, you lost! This time it's time to tell me if you saw a boy and a purple sheep ... "
"I really didn't see them!" What a mistake! The joy that Xin Dai just won ran away without a trace. "This is not a white busy? Euler and Ziyang didn't come to the phantom forest? " He bowed his head and thought about it, and decided to go to the ghost forest first.
Xindai has been to the magic forest before, but she still doesn't understand. He almost got stuck in the black swamp several times. Fortunately, the rabbit walked in front to lead the way and walked reluctantly to the depths of the forest. The sight in front of him shocked him: the purple sheep was held high by the arm, and its waist was not in the ice cave, and it was already frozen thick. Seven or eight demons walked up and down the shore, ready to swallow them as soon as the boundary of Purple Sheep Knot was broken. Cinderella let out a cry, and Euler heard someone calling his name. With a wave of his arm, she was a little at a loss. Xin Dai quickly read the exorcism curse, threw out a long animal whip and pulled out the purple sheep. However, Euler froze to death in the cold cave and refused to accept the help of Xindai. The cold around him is still accumulating.
"By the pull, you are quick to come out! Otherwise, you will die ... "Purple sheep cried anxiously on the shore.
"I don't accept the help of the animal owner!" Euler struggled for a while, but got deeper. Cold water didn't reach his chest. If he doesn't go out, his body will freeze.
"Euler, don't embarrass the teacher in the future ..." Shajia jumped on the treetop and flew away in the desert.
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