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2. Xiao Ming lost a leg in a car accident,

Xiao Ming lost another leg in a car accident,

Xiao Ming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiao Ming lost his other leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiao Ming is a dog.

Xiao Ming and Xiao Ming Hong was at the same table. One day, Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hong to borrow a pen.

Xiao Hong said "No"

"Lend it to me and you will die!"

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Then, Xiao Hong said: "Oh, let me lend it to you."

When Xiao Ming returned the pen to Xiao Hong, Xiao Hong was really dead.

Once upon a time there was a little lamb. One day he went out to play and met a big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said: "I'm going to eat you!!!"

Guess what happened?

As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

Chongchong: Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I’m useless.

Chongchong: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I’m so useless!

Chongchong: Alas, you are the 17th person to admit that he is useless

. Devil: God, can I be reincarnated?

God: Yes.

Devil: I don’t want to be a devil anymore. I want to be as white as an angel and have a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Well, then you can be reincarnated as a Hushu Bao

16. A man met God one day

God suddenly became kind and planned to give that person Man has one wish

God asked: Do you have any wish?

The man thought for a while and said: I heard that cats have 9 lives, so please give me 9 lives. Live!

God said: Your wish has come true!

One day, the man was bored,

I wanted to just die, anyway. He has 9 lives

He was lying on the railroad tracks,

but a train passed by,

The man was still dead.

< p>Why is this?

Because that train has 10 carriages.

Xiao Ming owed the underground bank 200,000, and Xiao Ming begged him to give in for a few more days.

The bank’s People say: "You must return it tomorrow, otherwise..., chop off 2 fingers;

The day after tomorrow..., chop 4 fingers; if on the third day..."

Xiao Ming: "Don't you have to pay it back?"

The banker: "NO, then you will become Tinker Bell."

18. One day, the little white rabbit jumped Jumping to the vegetable market.

Ask the stall owner: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

The stall owner replied: Sorry. There are not so many...

So the little white rabbit left dejectedly.

The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the vegetable market again.

Ask the stall owner: Boss, are you there? 100 carrots?

The stall owner replied: Sorry, there are still not that many...

So the little white rabbit left dejectedly.

The third day .The little white rabbit jumped to the vegetable market again.

Ask the stall owner: Boss, do you have 100 carrots?

The stall owner replied: Yes, yes, we have them today. !

So the little white rabbit clapped his hands happily and shouted: Great! I want two!!!

There was a man who had a bad stomach. One day, he came When he was seeing a doctor in a stomach disease hospital, he said to the doctor: "I poop whatever I eat, watermelon and cucumber!" The doctor thought for a while and said to him: "I think you only eat poop!"

< p>Three little animals were chatting in the forest. The little pig said: Nicknames are popular nowadays. From now on, you guys will call me Little Piggy. Little Rabbit said: OK, then I will be called Little Rabbit.

The little chicken looked unhappy and said: I still have something to do, let’s go first

I went to the hospital alone to see a doctor. The doctor said: You need a blood test, a urine test, and a stool test

Passed After a while, he came back and said to the doctor: I also swallowed blood. I also swallowed urine. But I really couldn’t swallow stool.