Excerpts from classic post-90s humorous style copywriting.

Classic post-90s humorous style copywriting (I) 1. What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

2. The boat of life faces rapids, the weak will choose to escape and give up, and the strong will choose to face and challenge.

It's troublesome to like you, but I like making trouble.

Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

Only those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

6. When I treat you as a person, please try to act like a person!

7. The well is not without water, but is not dug deep enough.

8. If you are bright, the world will not be dark. If you have hope, the world will not be completely desperate. What can the world do to you if you don't give in?

9. Tomatoes and eggs are a perfect match! Don't add anything!

10. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

1 1. I will try to be the kind of person you like, and then I will never be with you.

12. Don't envy that we have no homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

13. The only thing I insist on when I grow up is charging my mobile phone every day.

14. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

15. White shirts are prone to yellowing, and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache, so they might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

16. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

17. As long as you work hard, you will win.

18. I have settled down your brother since I met your sister.

19. There are no friends in the workplace, the boss is not your friend, and neither are colleagues.

20. Money can do things well, but no money can do people well. This is life.

The classic post-90s humorous style copy (part two) 2 1. When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me more food. I have enough to kill you.

22. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

23. Look in the mirror more often and you will understand many things.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad. You still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.

25. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

You know I can be happy for your words, but you are too stingy.

27. Talking to the person I like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.

28. Who doesn't have a musical instrument these days? I quit. I played well.

29. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

30. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

32. Since using black toothpaste, teeth have turned white and people have turned black.

33. At first glance, you don't look so good. At second glance, you might as well look evil.

34. Medicine can't cure sick leave, but wine can't solve the problem.

Love is that if there is no better choice, I will accompany you forever.

36. You are nice, but you are a little ugly.

37. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

Only in boiling water can tea give off a rich flavor of life.

39. If I had made my life into a movie, I would have thought of the name of the movie long ago, and it would be called a poor life.

40. Poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the poor person is me; Poor man, I'm not terrible. The terrible thing is that only I am poor.

Humorous and lovely excerpt from homophonic stalk copy

Humorous and lovely homophonic copy (I) 1. I accidentally trampled an ant to death, and the little ant said it was the queen, and then cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.

2. Girls who love to laugh are not bad. Why are they so happy?

3. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

5. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

6. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!

7. I don't know how long I have been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to make tea. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! Oh! It turns out that drinking milk tea is so loud!

8. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said sadly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

9. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking, I sighed. Sour drinks!

10. You don't even want me. What do you want? Miss Shi.

1 1. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and rolled out of the door. It turns out that Bu (not) can get out!

12. One day, Little Bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother Bear said that you kneaded the bear very carefully and said, "I kneaded it."

13. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

14. When the truck met a taxi for the first time, the truck said, "I am a truck." The taxi said, "I'm a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "

15. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

16. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

17. "Why do we have to eat eight pears?" "Because my home is the home of 8 pears."

18. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

19. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are riding together, and there is a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

20. Ugly people have objects, and beautiful women sell air conditioners.

Humorous and lovely homophonic copy (2)1. One day, the duckling was reading a book, and the mother duck said to close the book, close it, close it, do you hear me?

22. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

23. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

24. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes. Go to the fourth one." Then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."

25. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

26. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

27. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

28. If you have a stomachache in the middle of the night, discuss it with your stomach. Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting? Stomach: My name is Chu Xun Yu, not stomach.

29. If you can't find the mixing tool when milking, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there is something to prove it: the key is to milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

30. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

3 1. When I open my eyes, it lights up, and when I close my eyes, it darkens. Can I be a refrigerator?

32. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was too poor.

Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.

34. The steamed bread is too light to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

35. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

36. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

37. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."

38. My mother looked at the menu and made it. This recipe needs to add 3-6 grams of sugar. My mother added 5 grams and is still adding. I asked my mother why she added it. My mother said it would be nice to add (at home)!

39. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

40. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

Humorous and lovely homophonic copy (3) 4 1. I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently just now. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

42. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

43. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

44. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

45. Jason Wu meets a mouse-Jason Wu strikes!

46. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

47. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

48. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!

49. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

50. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

5 1. You want to find Ouyang Xiu.

52. I made a winter vacation plan, because Lan (lazy) finished a P.

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

54. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

55. When I went to the dentist recently, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.

56. Liaoning is the place where China admires ins style most. You can often hear such a conversation: "Do you want ins?" "Immigration and Naturalization Service"

57. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

58. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

59. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

60. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

Humorous and lovely homophonic copy (Chapter 4) 6 1. "A piece of glass ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

62. What song did Yugong sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

63. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

64. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

65. Crispy rice crust, dough and mud are good friends. One day, Mianpi was playing with mud. Mianpi called and asked, Who are you? "I am mud, do you hear? I am you, Dad. "

66. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

67. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

68. On the way home, someone sells spices. I bought a bag for cooking. After eating, my eyes filled with tears. It turns out that this is "expected."

69. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

70. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

7 1. Accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the dishcloth on the table fell off and rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

72. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

73. I said I was reading A Brief History of Time, and you said everywhere that I would pick up shit when I was free?

74. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

75. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

76. Shrimp and clam scored 100. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."

77. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

78. Mr Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

79. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

80. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

Eighty excerpts of ultra-short and super-humorous homophonic copy

The homophonic text is short and humorous (I) 1. Accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that Bu (not) can get out!

2. Liaoning is the place where China admires ins style most. You can often hear such a conversation: "Do you want ins?" "Immigration and Naturalization Service"

3. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the room in horror movies? How many medicine boxes does Qin Gang live in, and how many demons live in them?

4. Yan Zi established Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried after him: "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "

5. Today, I will give you some popular science about mashed fruits, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes and mashed purple potatoes. I miss them very much.

6. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

7. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

8. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

9. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

10. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. It's short. It's called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

1 1. On the way home, someone sells spices. I bought a bag for cooking. After eating, my eyes filled with tears. It turns out that this is "expected."

12. Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.

13. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

14. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let go of snakes.

15. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

16. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?

17. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

18. Cats will be bitten by cats, but dogs won't, because it's okay to suck Wang.

19. Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

20. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

The homophonic text is extremely short and humorous (part two) 2 1. You want to find Ouyang Xiu.

22. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

23. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

24. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

26. The reporter asked Ceng Yi: Can you earn money by singing a few words at a time with so few lyrics? Ceng Yi: If you don't earn much, earn pocket money.

27. The plane doesn't need to honk in the air, so it won't make the sound of flying objects.

28. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

29. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

30. I really don't advise you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.

3 1. Accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the dishcloth on the table fell off and rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

32. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

33. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

34. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

36. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

37. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

38. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

39. 100 yuan, after the operation, it becomes 40 yuan. Perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.

40. One day I found a little dust on me. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't get rid of the dust. I can't go back.

The homophonic text is extremely short and humorous (3) 4 1. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle will the baby wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

42. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

43. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

44. I accidentally stepped on an ant. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.

45. Crispy rice crust, dough and mud are good friends. One day, Mianpi was playing with mud. Mianpi called and asked, Who are you? "I am mud, do you hear? I am you, Dad. "

46. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

47. Xiaoming got lost in the wild at night. On a cold night, he can only hold the tombstone to keep warm. It is a thermal monument.

48. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

49. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

50. I said I couldn't drink, and you said everywhere that I wouldn't live long?

5 1. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said huskily to him, "a bucket of paste ... can post a lot of searches for you."

52. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

53. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

54. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

55. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.

56. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

57. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

58. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

59. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

60. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

The homophonic text is short and humorous (Chapter 4) 6 1. What are the benefits of men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

62. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

63. During the Chinese New Year, Niu Wangmo made a mistake, and Princess Tiefan kept criticizing him. The Monkey King couldn't stand it anymore and said to Princess Tiefan, "Sister-in-law, do you still approve Grandpa Niu?" Princess Iron Fan paused: "Thank you."

64. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, and can use smart phones. I have a bright future.

65. I said I delivered the courier in Beijing, and you said everywhere that I had a piece of land in Beijing?

One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

67. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

68. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

You can cheat my feelings, but you can't cheat my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.

70. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

7 1. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.

72. One day, I died while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

73. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

74. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

75. I said I made ceramics. You said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?

76. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

77. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.

78. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

79. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

80. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

Forty excerpts from humorous copywriting in the sun on the construction site

Humorous copy (I) 1. After half a summer, my skin is tanned, which is easy to be tanned and difficult to recover. Generally speaking, women do a good job of protection, but men don't care too much, whether they are ducks or ducks. African white face is more suitable, not paying much attention to appearance, which may be related to occupation. When they struggle for their lives, it is difficult to take care of their own image.

2. People, don't think that you are crazy about buying clothes when you are thin, and you will experience secondary injuries when you are tanned and fat.

After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.

4. I got a tan in summer, and my skin has started to explode. It's disgusting ~

I really like basking in the sun, warming up and sweating all over! But why tanning and wrinkling?

6. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

7. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

8. When you go to the countryside, you will get a tan.

9. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

10. This summer, it takes 10 minutes to smear and only one second to tan.

1 1. I miss you in spring, so don't destroy the green when you are hiking; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

12. Only we get up early in the morning and risk being tanned to climb the mountain.

13. Recently, the weather has improved and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

14. The weather after beginning of autumn is still very hot. Think about those halter tops and tube tops in the closet that I haven't had time to wear, and look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring. ...

15. Insufficient holiday balance. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. hahaha.

16. Go to the countryside and get a tan more than once.

17. A woman who is too lazy to open an umbrella but doesn't get a tan even if she dies.

18. I'm eight months pregnant, and I'm a little tired from staying at home, so I'll just stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

19. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

It is not easy to take a taxi in such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. They also said that such white skin can't be tanned.

Yesterday, I went to climb the mountain, but I came back halfway, because the sun made me sweat after two steps, and my sunburned skin turned black after a few minutes.

22. Military training is a small sun, and tanning is not negotiable!

23. I got a tan before summer. . . Can't save the black. . . I got up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

24. Wherever jellyfish go, they really need some souvenirs, so that they can live up to their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

25. Today is the day when the number of steps exceeds 10000+ one degree of tanning.

26. Black is the most popular now, and most people can't get this effect in the sun!

27. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

28. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

29. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

30. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.

3 1. Is my body really tanned too easily? My arms and calves are too dark to see in summer. I am very active in sun protection. If my face is not black at all, then my body is rubbing black.

32.' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to get tanned and cool?

33. admit that you got a tan in the summer vacation

34. I wish I had a tan in summer if I didn't want to cover it.

35. Just like the tanned skin that never wears sunscreen or an umbrella, there is no way, but it will come back in vain one day. Even after a long time, I will still say that I am sunburned like that and naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

36. In summer, ultraviolet rays often exceed the normal value, and the skin is extremely vulnerable to severe tests. Light people will be tanned, and heavy people will even get sick. Therefore, in this season, the protection of sun protection must not be ignored.

37. The days of high are numbered … go on road trip will start tomorrow … Ready for tanning … Ready for being scolded … Ready for a start and three nods …

38. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. Clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

39. I can't be white, I'm going to get a tan ... Just because I lost my umbrella, I'm not willing to buy a new one.