202 1 classic network quotations

1, I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

2. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and take money to hold a money field.

Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

4. People who care don't understand, and those who do don't care.

I just want to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to bump into the wall.

6. After all, you have to get hurt yourself before you learn to be smart. ...

7. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just about enough, and don't overdo it.

8. One day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don't need you.

9. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

10, the most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

1 1, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

12, the scenery is beautiful from a distance, and I want to call the police from a close look.

13, some questions have no answer, which is the final answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

14. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

15, some people, death doesn't matter to me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

16, who will wait for you there after time passes?

17, seeing beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

18, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.

19, in the workplace, I should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

20. I did well in this exam. I only failed liberal arts and science.

2 1, in this world, sincerity is scarce and should be saved.

22. There are two me in this world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

23. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

24. Want to come, Wanshui Qian Shan; Once you think about it, things change.

25. How many children who are tone-deaf are proud of a song?

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

27, hug is really a very strange thing, obviously so close, but can't see each other's face.

28. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

29. How far is forever? Get out, boy.

30, a face of false prosperity.

3 1. Some people have a powerful aura, which makes people want to be strangers with them all their lives.

32. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

33. A grain of salt is the sea when you lose your temper.

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

35. After all, happiness is not Cao Cao. How can you say it?

36. Happiness is the same, and there are thousands of kinds of sadness.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

38. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

39, a gentle and graceful gentleman, a lady is good.

40. I have planned how to spend 5 million yuan, but I didn't win the prize.

4 1, I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

42. When I was a child, I lacked calcium, but when I grew up, I lacked love.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

44. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

46. Quit smoking, go to bed early and die well.

47. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

I wish you loneliness and longevity.

50. Shake if you like, or roll if you don't like.

2020 Classic Funny Internet Quotations

20xx Classic Funny Network Quotations

1. Hard life needs no explanation!

Your head and ass are upside down again, right?

You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I don't have it!

5. narcissism plus brain damage, that is self-mutilation!

I can resist anything but temptation.

7. People say that I am naturally inspirational!

8. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

9. Once upon a time, a child said that I wouldn't sleep if I was killed. Then he was killed.

10. Let ghosts and gods know. When we do bad things, we always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

1 1. Sorry to make you laugh.

12. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end.

13. The rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but knew that she would never be with her, so she kissed every inch of land she turned over.

14. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

15. Even if life is just a tragedy, I will be the top-grade blue and white porcelain tragedy in the official kiln.

16. It's time to spend their honeymoons and dreams embracing each other, with Yang watching.

17. The mood of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

18. At that time, my girlfriend and I were looking up information and suddenly a window popped up. It is very yellow and violent. Let's turn off the lights quickly.

19. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

20. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

2 1. I'm sorry. I showed him my best side, but he saw the distant scenery.

22. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

23. A man disguised as a woman is called a shemale, and a woman disguised as a man?

24. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

25. There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and I have to change them every day.

26. I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

27. Boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

28. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

29. A good woman is like gasoline. Once you have it, you have power; A bad woman is like an airbag. Once used, there will be a crisis.

30. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

3 1. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

33. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is: handsome is not obvious.

34. At least it's a man, who sounds like Xiao Shenyang.

From the Big Bang to the collapse of the universe, you can't find anything thicker than you.

36. Our reputation, credit and reputation have always been the first!

37. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

38. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs.

39. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

40. How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

4 1. Three stooges, Zhuge Liang stinks.

42. Opportunities have fallen on me. But I dodged.

43. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

44. Hard life needs no explanation!

45. Life is like a play. One falls in love, the other gets married and has children. This is normal.

46. Left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, right eye jumps, and chrysanthemums bloom.

47. I will definitely be chopped into potato chips.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

49. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

50. Where there is identity, there is identity card.

5 1. You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

52. Bet me that it's not what you want, it's what I have …

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

54. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

55. Is this a turning point? It's obviously the breaking point.

56. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

57. It's not terrible to die, it's terrible to wait and die.

58. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

59. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we have a fight?

60. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming in it, who owns it? Answer: Yes, if.

6 1. Go into the hall, go out of the kitchen, kill the Trojan horse, climb over the fence, drive a car, afford a house, fight for a mistress, and beat hooligans.

62. We are two young people who are standing on the street and are about to fly their ideals.

63. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

64. When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

65. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because sheep sleep and sleep are homophonic, so jiaozi should be counted.

66. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

67. Be as quiet as a virgin and move like a raving rabbit.

It is the duty of every citizen to despise you.

69. Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

70./kloc-7 years old, 48 years old, women's day on March 8, labor day on May 1 day, and children's day on June 1 day. ...

7 1. I'm telling you, it's not a question of winning an Oscar, but ... winning a few!

72. It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly. It may be Li Ning. 23. Ha, I just don't understand movies at first glance. Commitment is a horror story.

73. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.

74. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

202 1 network classic domineering quotations

1, do what you want, otherwise, let pigs talk nonsense.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

3, drunken friends are stupid, only love can understand.

There is a lot of pressure recently, and eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others.

5, always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will feel a little old. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

6, forcing death is only an instant, shameless that is eternal!

7. If something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. If the roots are deep, you can't pull them out even if you want to.

8. There is an attitude that is affectionate and righteous, and a state that is nothing to look for.

9. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

10, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

1 1. Some people are so tender that they come out when they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

12, Yue Lao, did you break my red rope?

13. In the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

14, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

15, there are more and more monsters in this world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Taoists.

16, I didn't know that dinosaurs could appear again until I met you.

17, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

18, most men think with their lower bodies, but I am different. I think all problems are thought with the upper body, although I think with the lower body.

19, most people don't say that I am handsome, but generally only say that I am born domineering.

20. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.

2 1. Vulgar is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work-

22. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

23. Go up if you have difficulties, and make difficulties if you don't have difficulties.

(w) Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

26. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

27. What is a mistress? At best, he is only one person.

28. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, and thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.

29, the heart does not follow love, say a good night.

30. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

3 1, Niu 13 news broadcast means that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a news completely.

32, happiness is good, don't sun, because too much sun will dry sooner or later, so keep a low profile.

33. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.

34. If you have money, you can say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

35. I know you don't treat me like a number. In fact, I have never paid attention to you.

36. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

37. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

38. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.

39. Summer is not good. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind.

40. Don't despise me yet. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise you when it's your time.

202 1 network classic quotations

The latest classic quotations from 20xx.

1, it is better to play cotton at home in love these days.

I love you not because I need you, but because I love you.

If God gives me another chance to be born again, I must choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

If you want to be a good monster now, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

5. If you are destined, you are not afraid, and you will grow old bit by bit.

The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

7. Don't always try to win me by Romeo's means. I am not your Juliet at all.

8. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to close people.

9. When a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.

10, sadness is an accessory of the night, just like love is accompanied by torture.

1 1. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but may also be birdmen.

12, if you don't study for a day, no one will see it. If you don't study for a week, you will be rude from the beginning. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

13, twinkling stars, stars in the sky, all money daydreams.

14, some people say that love without bread will starve to death.

15, those who create opportunities are brave, and those who wait for opportunities are fools.

16, you can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

17, paying does not necessarily lead to results, and persistence may lead to more losses.

18, love is not to find a perfect person, but to learn to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.

19, staying up late, because I didn't have the courage to end the day, staying in bed, because I didn't have the courage to start the day.

20. Examination refers to the behavior that the actor destroys others' body and mind in written form for the purpose of forcing others to study.

2 1, love is really cheap, but money can't buy it

22. Be calm, don't get angry, and don't lose your temper with people who have no quality.

23. A person's longest love history is narcissism.

24. Black people become white when they go to see horror movies.

25. Every love is humble. You don't admit it, but you haven't experienced it yet.

26. When you love someone, you only see their strengths, not their weaknesses, but you don't mind.

27. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

In a world of rising prices, some people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

29. Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

30, students should not be invisible, 50 years later, your head can not shine.

3 1, true friends, don't send text messages on holidays, and don't call at ordinary times. Once something happens, pick up the phone and go straight to the point without even saying "I'm sorry"

32. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a big hole full of money?

33. The wages of employers and employees are like menstruating once a month, and they will be gone in a week.

34, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

35. The apparent indifference is nothing more than an interpretation of the cruelty of reality.

There is no shame in having only one woman in your life.

37. There is a feeling called wishful thinking, a feeling called stubbornness and a feeling called unforgettable.

38. People are not afraid of poison tongue, but they are afraid of poison heart.

39. Some things take a long time to succeed, and it only takes a moment to destroy them.

40. There has never been a feeling in the world. Don't let yourself be in debt.

4 1, men are waste, women are cultural relics.

42. Men hate mistresses and like mistresses.

43. The so-called sense of security also needs the support of money.

44. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I never forgot your bitter gourd face.

45. The main characters-often gentlemen and supporting actors-are often despicable people.

46. In the future, take care of your life and love yourself.

I want to be with you forever.

48. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

49. If someone can rely on, who will want to be independent?

50. Feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness. Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.