Words to make others happy

1. You, the lovely one, have stolen my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What crime should you be sentenced to? After the judge went through all the records and cases, the jury unanimously agreed: You are sentenced to stay with me for life!

2. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you.

3. It’s late at night, the birds are sleeping, and the mosquitoes are coming out. I miss you and look forward to you. I am destined to have insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, the soul is lost, why don’t you return the heart that was stolen from you?

4. Thinking of you is so beautiful, stuffed with Xinjiang’s roasted leg of lamb. Although I miss you, you are fat, but you still have weight in my heart.

5. I am a bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A bit lazy, a bit bad, a bit smart and a rogue! A scoundrel is a scoundrel, a glib man talks about love! If you want to love me, then love me.

6. A certain female classmate was feeling pity for herself one day, and suddenly turned to the person behind her and said: Is my chest hair beautiful? He was startled, and then said: Oh, I wanted to ask if my eyebrows are fierce.

7. The giraffe married the monkey, and a year later the giraffe filed for divorce: I don’t want to live this kind of life anymore! The monkey was furious: Just leave! Who has ever seen someone climb a tree to get a kiss?

8. The ant is lying lazily in the soil with one leg stretched out. Your friend asks you what you are doing? Ant: The elephant will come later, trip him up.

9. The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked: "Uncle, do you want side lighting, backlighting, or full light?" The uncle said shyly: "I don't care, can I give it to you?" Leave some pants on? ”

10. I haven’t heard from you for a long time. I feel bad. I thought about death. I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped over the building with a parachute, and used noodles. I've been hanged, but I didn't die, so just treat me to a meal and hold me to death.

11. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon. The gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it and they fell in love. Others asked how they got together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung!

12. Legend has it that you were so ruthless that you lay down across four seats in the theater. When someone asked you to get up, you just grunted and didn’t move. The security guard came and said: My friend is ruthless enough. , which road? You gritted your teeth and said, "I fell down from the aisle upstairs!"

13. Have you eaten? Please receive text message. The elephant defecated in the middle of the road. An ant happened to be passing by. It looked up at the mist-shrouded peak and couldn't help but sing: Ya La Suo, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

14. I was left to do homework by the teacher. If I didn’t know how to do it, I would copy someone else’s work. Then I went to the office to hand in my homework. When I saw the teacher, I said: “I’ve finished copying!”.

15. When I was a primary school student, I expressed my determination at the school meeting: We must learn the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army who climbed the snowy mountains and climbed the grass. From now on, we will be deprived of the right to speak politically for life!

16. How many times have I told you to go to bed early at night and not go out, but you just don’t listen. No, it came into my dream again last night, making me unwilling to wake up!

17. Have you heard of it? Five hundred times of looking back in the past life are only exchanged for one brush with each other in this life. For close friends like you and me, it seems that we didn’t do anything in our previous lives except to look back!

19. Male: Every time I miss you, the stars will shed a tear. This is how the ocean is formed. Woman: I fart every time I miss you. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

20. A certain person was very nervous on the day he took the driving license test. The examiner gave him a hard time and asked him to stop at a fire hydrant on the side of the road. This guy said nervously: "Report the fire hydrant, there is an examiner on the roadside, parking is not allowed!".

21. There was a teacher who stayed up all night playing mahjong. When he saw that the blackboard was not wiped, he was furious: "Who is playing banker today? The blackboard was not wiped!".

22. Yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

23. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying so that they can see ghosts in daylight.

24. No matter where I am, thousands of miles or thousands of miles away, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I miss you deeply and love you deeply. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe in you, the "new God!"

25. I shoot the little arrow of love into your heart, and you become my prisoner. I decide I sentence you to life imprisonment and you will be locked up in my heart forever without the possibility of bail.

Words to make a woman happy

Words to make a woman happy

If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; if you hate, I will wipe away your tears.... .If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; if you leave me, I will bear it silently.... 34..My love opens for you, like white lightning piercing the sky; my love for you Mercedes-Benz, like red blood filling the body

Regardless of this life or the next life...all I want is you

Although I cannot satisfy your greatest material life...but I I can give you my heart

I love you with the passion of my old sorrows and the loyalty of my childhood

Your words have been locked in my memory. You are the key. Just keep it for me for the rest of my life

No clothing is more suitable than your love; no decoration is more charming than your love

I want to love you so much A short poem is sublimated into a long life prose

To you, I have surrendered unconditionally, so just sign a love contract

In this life... if... I can't have you, I will...hate myself so much

After drinking the wine of love you brewed, if I didn’t refill it, I would rather be thirsty for the rest of my life

I swear ....Fifty years later...I still love you as much as I do now

Your name is written in my heart...just let me love you forever

< p> Without your love...the goal of living will be difficult to regain

I would rather not be free for you

I will love you forever in this life

I have Be prepared to halve your rights and double your obligations

I will only hold your hand in this life...because having you in this life is enough

Only when I know you do I know that there is a kind of mood called Attachment, there is a feeling called - love

It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful, because I love you

I don’t believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more and more day by day.

Since I fell in love with you... I have only known the sweetness of love

Apart from loving you... I can't think of any reason to continue living

< p> I love you.. I love you.. I love you forever

I want to become the wind and gently surround you

You are my bride in this life< /p>

I think that in fifty years I will still love you as much as I do now

I don’t want short-term tenderness, I only want your company for the rest of my life

Just because you are too The beauty makes it impossible for me to confess that I love you

My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it

I hope the last thing I see before going to bed is you

Please be the treasure in my hand

I don’t know if loving you is a considerate reason

I want to grow old slowly with you

Is it funny? It’s so strange not to have you by my side, how about you stay with me for the rest of your life?

I just don’t want to give anyone a chance to be with you

I think I will definitely do it in the future I go to the market with you every day

Since you appeared, I realized how beautiful it is to be loved

In my once confused heart, it was you who led me out of loneliness

< p> My love for you will not change until the end of the world

For you, it will not change no matter whether it is sunny or sunny

Think of watching the sunrise and sunset with me Be happy

I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for your smile like the warm sunshine of early spring

Only you understand my world

I will take you deeply Hidden deep in my heart

I know that love requires freedom to be happy, but I would rather stay by your side, accompany you, and walk with you

I don’t know when it started, I have Learn to rely

Only you know my emotions, and only you can bring me emotions

If we don’t love enough in this life, we will be able to live long in the next life

Because I know I can't live without you, so I will cherish you even more

The earth is still spinning, the world is still fickle, and I will always love you

In every night with you, no longer Too lonely and desolate

I just need a harbor where I can rest

I miss you every day

People will always grow old, hope When the time comes, you will still be by my side

No matter where you are in the world, as long as you need me, I will "fly" back to you

You make my life full of love. , there are still tears

I can’t write love letters, I can only write words that make my wife happy

1. Life tells us not to always want to give up, no matter how much Opportunities will also be lost.

2. It may be a gust of wind, but it is so eternal. You bow your head and say nothing, but I can't calm down. Finally, I can't help but say to you: Say it before you fart!

3 .Sincere affection is silent, deep love is sweet, being in love with someone is happy, thinking about someone is warm, holding her (his) hand is happy, this Valentine's Day, you will Take my hand?

4. If you miss me, just send me a message or call me. Don’t hold it back, I miss you too.

5. Love alone cannot last a lifetime, growing old together requires more things. Husband is not an identity, but a responsibility. Wife is not a nickname, but a kind of protection. Being a couple may only require love, but being a family requires the persistence of two people. What can stay together until old age is not only love, but also responsibility and habits.

6. Love is a feeling, and pain can also feel happy; love is an experience, and heartbreak can also feel sweet; love is an experience, and brokenness can also feel beautiful. You are the one who makes me happy, sweet and beautiful!

7. Search for you in the sub-file library; missing you is the key word, loving you is the core term; once I scan you, I love you The system automatically upgrades; create a link of love and click on the webpage to see you. The memory stick of life is filled with you!

8. I hope we can have a love that lasts forever; I want you to weave a ring out of evergreen branches and propose to me among the flowers, saying that you will never change your vow to me forever; I want the moon to be our moon elder to prove our relationship.

9. Answer: No noisy, no fuss, no publicity, quietly behind you...

10. Apart from loving you... I don’t think so Give me a reason to continue living...

11. I hope that the old man who will be by my side in 50 years will still be you. You are still willing to hold me in your arms, just like now, without abandoning me.

12. I have loved you all the way, and my thoughts have filled every step; your bright eyes have brought me countless joys; I count the passing years, and the sweetness is because of you; hold hands forever, and spend this life together. Loving you is my destiny.

13. Thinking of you is the only thing I can do, and loving you is the only way I can go!

14. I love you because I am loyal to my ideals and my own choice.

15. In the gamble of love, even if I don’t win, I don’t want to admit defeat. I put the biggest bet and all my sincerity on you, because I love you! I love you with all my heart.

16. What I love has always been you and never changes. Even if time changes, even if the years pass, even if the stars change, my deep love for you will only deepen and not diminish. I love you until I grow old!

17. Let us smile with tears in our eyes, shall we? Just as charming and brilliant as the Mona Lisa! Let us gaze at each other silently and affectionately, shall we? Or hold our hands tightly Hold each other's hands in a tight hug. Say treasure and peace to each other, and then, as usual, each other will move forward along their own life tracks, gradually becoming mature and firm!

18. In the Mood for Love is so beautiful and involves us too much The experience of love, although time is a test of our sincerity, but I always believe that you have a gentle charm that I can never let go of, and I love you.

19. I am used to pretending to be strong and facing everything alone. In fact, I cherish the people around me, but the pressure of life makes me good at forgetting and forgetting all those memories.

20. What is on the back of the moon? If you fly high, you will naturally see it. Life is a journey, and life is the process. What is growth? It is a measure of your heart. You can feel your growth, and you know in your heart how you will grow, just like a tree seed, without guidance, it will grow into a tall oak tree. Everyone in the world can grow into the best version of themselves.

21. Ruoqing: How many boyfriends have you had? Coco: Including last week? Ruoqing: Yeah! Coco: Well, to be precise, it should be zero! Ruoqing: Huh? Then you still imagine love to be so beautiful! You have never met Mr. Perfect yourself! Coco: Just because it’s not there doesn’t mean you won’t find it! Ruo Qing: Just with your face like Song Hye Kyo, Yao Yao’s breasts, and Karen Mok’s legs, how many men are waiting in line! Coco: Thank you for the compliment! Ruoqing: I am saying that you are not normal either! Coco: Ruoqing, no matter when we meet that person, we must have confidence in ourselves. Ruoqing: Why can't things be simpler? Why do they have to be so complicated? Coco: Because this is love panic disorder. We are all waiting for a prescription that can cure love.

22. Because of you, I feel very happy. If not the happiest woman in the world, I am also the second happiest woman in the world. Anyway, I am very happy.

23. In a happy place in this happy world, there is a happy me. I use my happy time to send you a very happy text message, and I am very happy to tell you a happier life. Fact: You will be happy all your life!

24. When the sky falls in love with the earth, there will be natural space; when the mouse falls in love with the cat, there will be cartoons of cats and mice; when the wolf falls in love with If you are a sheep, you will have a wolf in sheep's clothing; if I fall in love with you, you will have a wonderful tomorrow!

25. Regardless of this life or the next life, all I want is you. ,,,,

26. We are a happy unity; you can’t despise me when I get old in the future, you must know our promise; even when we get old, we must exercise every day and smile every day.

27. Waiting for you, trusting you, this is our agreement.

28. Faint feelings, slow thoughts, you are the most certain person in my heart. I fell in love with you during meditation. If I can fall in love with you, I will wait for my whole life. To give, to miss, to eternity!

29. If you need me to love you for hundreds of millions of years, I will accompany you until the end of the world! I’m sorry, I love you! Words to make your girlfriend happy

Words to make your girlfriend happy Discourse 1:

1. I hope you will be as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your butt is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and bubbles of happiness. I was so happy that I was so happy.

2. The heart is such a strange thing that can accommodate so much love! I put you in the deepest part of my heart, only to find that the heart is also an extremely fragile little thing: it cannot tolerate deception, it cannot tolerate No separation, no tolerance for you to leave!

3. I wrote your name on the white clouds, and it was taken away by the wind. I wrote your name on the beach and it was taken away by the waves. I wrote your name in my heart and it was taken away by you.

4. Weather forecast: Today I missed you a little during the day, then turned to violent thoughts in the afternoon, and my mood dropped by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

5. There are green mountains and buildings outside the mountains. If you don’t love me, I’ll be worried. There are beauties everywhere in the world, but they are not as gentle as you!

6. If one day you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away, no matter how many years, this Blessings turn into little blue stars, shining in the morning light, shining in the sunset, and shining in every inch of your life.

7. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your furry hand, love makes us walk upright

8. Send her a happy holiday. She will definitely ask you what day today is. You tell her that today is your favorite day and you decide it yourself.

9. Are you busy? It’s okay. I just want to tell you in a way that doesn’t disturb you. I’m thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, your mouth will be smiling, so that everyone around you Friends know that you are happy

10. Give me a second and I will think of you. Give me a minute and I will care about you. Give me a whole day and I will miss you. Give me a lifetime. , I will protect you, give me a text message to talk to, I will say: I miss you!

11. After the wind and rain, I park my heart in the rainbow. In the silent night sky, I park my heart on the moon. In fact, I most want to park my heart in your harbor. The place with you is the other side of my happiness.

12. It takes a day to wait for a sunrise; it takes a month to wait for a full moon; it takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; it takes a lifetime to wait for a lifetime of loving you. I will love you forever.

13. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal happiness for you! I have never cheated anyone, but I want to deceive happiness for you! I have never harmed anyone, but I want to deceive happiness for you. !I have never relied on anyone, but I want to steal peace for you!

14. For sale, a heart that has been tempered for thousands of years is the only one at all times and in all countries! It can be warm, considerate, considerate, and considerate. Down to the smallest detail. Promise free maintenance for life. Welcome to call us to discuss details.

15. Different times, different places, and languages ??all write stories about you in a shallow way. The same feeling, the same smile, and the mood all copy the unchanging love for you. In one sentence Words, love you, two words, forever.

16. I don’t ask for how vigorous our love is, don’t ask for how lingering and pathos our love is, don’t ask for our love to have three lives in the next life, I just hope that our love in this life will be ordinary and we will stay together for the rest of our lives. .

17. No matter whether life is stable or not, I will keep you in my heart, let the deep love impact my heart every day, let the pulse drive all my thoughts, and let the message convey the desire to be with you! < /p>

18. No matter whether life is wandering or wandering, I will keep you in my heart, let the deep love impact my heart every day, let the pulse beat all my thoughts, and let the message convey the hope of loving you forever. .

19. Baby: Don’t rest before you feel tired; don’t eat before you feel hungry; don’t put on clothes before you feel cold; don’t miss me before you feel sleepy.

Take good care of yourself and your body!

20. Baby, don’t forget to cover yourself with a quilt at night, so as not to catch a cold and cry your nose; pay attention to the cold and warmth during the day, as it is uncomfortable to catch a cold and get sick; don’t stay online for too long at night, so as not to wake up late Delayed time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.

21. Bring love and hit it on your feet, even the pain is a kind of happiness; bring love and put it on a chair, calm down and appreciate it slowly; bring love and keep it in your heart until it changes. Old, your place is still there.

22. Love has two times: the end of the world and the end of the world; love has two characters: the you I love and the me you love; love has two places: the end of the world and the end of the world. Love is not two parallel lines, because the world between the two of us will eventually have an end. Let us hold hands tightly and carry our love to the end!

Words to make your girlfriend happy 2:

1. If there is one drop of water falling from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you; if there are two drops of water falling from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I love you; if there are countless drops of water falling from the sky, it is stop thinking about it. It’s raining!

2. It’s absurd to push back the growth of others, and it’s foolhardy to cover one’s ears and steal the bell. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, but burning the cauldron and sinking the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue reading, you are a big fool!

3. Don’t think that wearing dirty clothes can be a tainted witness; don’t think that wearing wooden slippers can be a clogs witness

4. Sauvignon Blanc: The wind is cold in the morning, and the wind is cold in the evening. I go back and forth alone on Valentine's Day, and I feel sad. It's hard to see, hard to think about. I spend a long night sleeping with regret, asking if I have pity for you.

5. I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I buried my wife in the soil in the spring, and I will be shot in the autumn!

6. Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road, fight it bravely, there will be at most three There are two outcomes: first, if you win, you are better than a dog; second, if you lose, you are not even as good as a dog; third, if you draw, you are just like a dog.

7. When I have money, let’s buy 2 lollipops. You can watch me eat one lollipop, and I can eat the other lollipop for you to see.

8. There is love and pain for you. Love is a kind of sweetness, pain is a kind of helplessness. The sum of my love and pain for you is called love. When there is love, there is pain. I am willing to do so!

9. It’s not scary to be almost squeezed into a photo on the bus. What’s scary and disgusting is Men pose for photos.

10. The flowers fall in my arms, the fragrance fills my sleeves, and I feel a little happy and a little sad. I just want to know if you miss me as much as I miss you?

11. In the next life, let us be a pair of little mice, love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle clumsily, and be silly Together, even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, you can still nest in the haystack, hugging and biting your ears.

12. God, the sky is too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work is too annoying! I am destined to be with you! I miss you and have insomnia! Seeing you is too far! Alas, this is terrible What should I do? I miss you so much that I can’t eat with my chopsticks or swallow my bowl!