The more brain teasers about idioms, the better~

1: Blue knife and blue gun - invulnerable (blue)

2: Man in golden clothes - a (Ming) Jin (surprised) ) people

3: The sheep called the eagle - Yang Feng (sheep phone) Yin Bi (Eagle: "Hey!")

4: A dog died after crossing the single-plank bridge. No more barking - a photographic memory (bark).

5: The eleventh book - BOOK 11 is incredible

6: The race between cows, dogs, pigs and sheep... after reaching the finish line ...The cows, dogs and pigs were panting...Only the sheep were not panting - proud (the sheep were not panting)

7: What should I call a woman who has been divorced many times? ——All previous efforts (gong) are abandoned

8: A bee stung on the wall calendar - The wind and sunshine are beautiful (Bee and Calendar)

9: The aunt is the mother-in-law’s 1 /2——Three aunts and six women

10: Three conjoined twins——three heads and six arms

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What will the unicorn become after it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice Unicorn

(Ice Cream)

Who is the fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Because "As soon as you say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come."

Among the numbers 1 to 9, which one is the laziest and which one is the most diligent ?

1 is the laziest, 2 is the most diligent

Do one thing and do the other without stopping

Xiaobai plus Xiaobai =?

Xiaobai Rabbit

(two)

What lines do orangutans dislike the most?

Parallel lines, parallel lines that do not intersect

(Banana) < /p>

Which flower is the weakest?

Jasmine. Such a beautiful jasmine

(Weak)

Why does the cartoon "Cats and Flowers" Are the mice in "Mouse" more powerful than cats?

Answer: This mouse must have eaten spinach.

(Popeye’s five blood-spattered steps...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse.

(The cat splattered five steps with blood...)

What animal can you kill but leave your blood? Answer: Mosquitoes

A pair of healthy ones Why do a couple give birth to an offspring without eyes?

The rooster couple gives birth to eggs haha

What is it that the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs?

Thermometer

Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Only one eye?

Answer: He is aiming

Under what circumstances will a person burst into smoke?

Answer: Cremation

Ice turns into What's the fastest way to get rid of water?

What's the best thing about removing the ice and playing brainteasers?

Answer: To avoid boredom

What clothes are people wearing? Never wash or change?

Answer: Statue of Liberty

Mrs. Wang chatters all day long, but there is a month when she talks the least. Which month is it?

< p> Answer: February

Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words?

Answer: Because it is very convenient to make phone calls, and of course there is no need to bother writing letters< /p>

The Lord of Hell writes a diary (guess an idiom) Answer: a lot of lies

Turtle’s *** (guess an idiom) Answer rules

Turtle stands on his head Answer: Superior Rules

The answer to the turtle somersault: one rule after another

The mouse said to the wild horse: "I went on a date with the cat yesterday!" (Pick up some food)

Light *** Sitting on a bench (guess an idiom) Answer: Having a clear mind

The swan flies away and the bird does not return. The two trees are connected and the heart is connected. The sun goes to the east and the sea returns to the west. The spring and autumn are in the east. In the four seasons, good words have no head and death is urgent. If you don't have the chance to fly separately, Silk Line's family is eleven, and when will the girl return home?

Answer: I want to marry you next year.

01. A bear comes and comes prepared (BEAR comes)

02. The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK11)

03. Which A kind of bat that doesn’t need to rest and is slovenly (Never-ending bat)

04. Xiaoyu said to Xiaoming that her father is impotent and can’t stop (Yu’s father can’t)

05. The sheep stopped breathing and was elated (the sheep didn’t Exhale)

06. Don’t drop your cell phone in the toilet, don’t lose it (wet)

07. The dog will stop barking after crossing the single-plank bridge.

08. The bee stopped on the calendar and the weather was sunny and sunny (Bee and Calendar)

09. A group of people threw eggs at the gun and a hail of bullets (gun rained down with eggs)

< p> 10. Painters like to draw thick ropes but not thin ropes to achieve perfection (thick ropes enter the painting)

11. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks reach the crowd)

12. Two A man sat on a stone killing two birds with one stone

13. There were ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen, and one squatting in the pig pen (one sheep squatted wrongly)

14. The sheep calls the eagle, and the eagle picks up the phone and says "hello", which is a double act (the sheep PHONE the eagle "hello")

15. If the hat is dirty, turn it over and wear it again (wear it with a dirty hat)

16. Ten men watched five women take a colorful shower

17. Whose house doesn’t have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi seamless phone)

18. Who knows the birds best? Frightened Bird (Frightened Bird) Zhiniao

19. Why do male horses run faster than females? Hurry up

20. Why has the teacher told us to cherish the four arrows since childhood? Time flies (four arrows)

21. How to prevent ducks from flying away? Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly with wings)

22. How to make a sparrow quiet? Squeeze it (the bird is silent)

23. Which kind of snake has many mouths? Talkative (snake)

24. Which kind of juice is the most difficult to drink? racking your brains

1. Vixens are best at bewitching men, so what kind of "spirit" can confuse men and women together? Alcohol

2. Why does a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ?Chickens lay eggs

3. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? Go to heaven and get a place

4. When a fat girl is sick, what are you most afraid of when others come to visit her? Take care

5. What climbs higher when the weather gets hotter? Thermometer

6. What animal did you kill but bleed your blood? Mosquitoes

7. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Doctor

8. What kind of photo can’t be seen who is in the photo? X-ray photos

9. Mrs. Wang chatters all day long, but there is a month when she talks the least. Which month is it? February

10. What kind of cloth keeps cutting? Waterfall

11. Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door even with all his strength. What was going on? That door has to be pushed

12. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in exactly the same test papers, but the teacher thought they definitely did not cheat. Why? They all turned in vain

13. What is something that solidifies when heated? Egg

14. Which product has the manufacturing date and expiration date on the same day? Newspaper

15. Which one is more painful to hit the head with coconut or watermelon? Head

16. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? He is brushing his dentures

17. An old lady got on the bus, why didn’t anyone give up her seat? There is room in the car

18. Which one is longer: "water snake", "python" or "green bamboo snake"? Green Bamboo Snake

19. What door can never be closed? Goal

20. Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? Walking there is too slow and tiring

< p> 21. What can you hit effortlessly? Doze off

22. When building a building, which floor should you start from? It starts with the foundation

23. Where to start talking? Want to pay? Call

24. Lover’s card, birthday card, big and small cards, which card should be sent to a woman to win her favor the most? Credit card

25. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person, why can he not blink for more than ten hours? He is sleeping

26. When eating an apple, he ate a worm, which made him feel disgusting. Which bugs are the most disgusting? Half of them

27. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? Remove the two dots next to the word "ice"

28. Put it in a basket Put eggs in the basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket doubles every minute, so that after 12 minutes, the basket is full.

So, when is the basket of eggs half full? 11 minutes

29. What often comes, but never really comes? Tomorrow

30. How can I write red letters with a blue pen? Write the word "red"

31. There is a piece of natural black marble. On September 7th, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River? Sinking to the bottom of the river

32. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? No one dares to break up the fight

33. There is something you can hold with your left hand I can't reach it with my right hand. What is this? Right hand

34. How can you drink the drink at the bottom of a glass full of drinks? Suck with a straw

35. What does it mean when a good horse never turns back to eat grass? There is no grass to eat behind

36. Who is the king of beasts? Zoo Director

37. What is something that can only be done by one person? Dreaming

38. What animal stays up late every day? Panda

39. The beautiful princess stopped hanging the mosquito net after she got married. Why? She married the Frog Prince

40. Every couple has one absolute thing in common in life. What is that? Getting married on the same day

41. What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Open your eyes

42. When can children meet and be side by side? OK

43. What has five heads, but people don’t think it’s weird? Hands and feet

44. Which English alphabet do most people like to hear? CD

< p> 45. The plane was flying in the sky and suddenly ran out of fuel. What fell down first? The pointer of the fuel gauge

46. Where is the narrowest road? Enemies meet on a narrow road

47. When someone knocks on the door, you would never say please come in? When going to the toilet

48. There are two people, one facing south and one facing north. They are not allowed to look back, move around, or look in the mirror. Ask them if they can see each other. face? Can face to face

49. Mr. Lin received an artificial heart after major surgery.

After she recovered from the illness, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why did this happen? She didn’t really love her.

50. If someone asks you for directions, what are you most afraid of hearing? In a sentence? Is this the earth?

51. When you go home in the middle of the night, you find that you forgot to bring the key and there is no one else at home. What is your biggest wish at this time? The door was forgotten

52. What are the benefits of black hair? Not afraid of being blackened

53. Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to people? As long as you don't drink it or touch it

54. There is a thing that people who buy it know, people who sell it know it, but only people who use it don't know it. What is it? Coffin

55. What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? No one knows

56. When does the clock stop running? The clock never moves

57. “Natural” refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is “nurture”? The day after tomorrow is tomorrow’s tomorrow

58. What are the main causes of divorce? Marry

59. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? She can’t sit on it

60. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Afraid of biting my own finger

61. What is the ceremony that the priest cannot preside over anyway? His own funeral

62. The clock strikes thirteen, what should I do now? What? Take it for repair

63. There is a kind of fruit that is green before eating, red after eating, but black when spit out. What kind of fruit is this? Watermelon

64. There was a young man who wanted to cross a river to do something; however, there was no boat or bridge in this river.

So he swam across the river in the morning, and he swam to the other side in just an hour. That afternoon, the width and flow rate of the river did not change, and more importantly, his swimming speed did not change either. , but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river; why do you think? Two and a half hours is an hour

65. A man committed suicide by jumping from a fifty-meter-high building. He fell heavily to the ground, why didn't he fall to death? He was frightened to death in mid-air

66. There was a master who was so good at martial arts that he went out without any rainproof items on rainy days, and his whole body was covered with blood. I got wet, but my hair was not wet at all. What happened? He is a monk and has no hair

67. May 5th is a traditional festival of our people: the Dragon Boat Festival, which is the day when the great poet Qu Yuan threw himself into the river. , then do you know what day May 12th is? The day when Qu Yuan burned the "First Seven"

68.3 people use 3 barrels of water in 3 days, and 9 people use how many barrels of water in 9 days? 9 barrels< /p>

69. What are you being punished for even though you didn’t do it? Do your homework

70. Why does it only take three minutes for a snail to crawl from Xinjiang Autonomous Region to Hainan Province? Climb on the map

71. Xiao Wang needs to socialize a lot because of his work. Although he goes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? He goes home early every morning

72. There are family rules at home and national rules at home, so what rules are there in the zoo? Turtle

1: A glittering man.

(A blockbuster)

2: An old lady asked a lady: "Where is your husband on a business trip?" I saw the lady throwing a bowl of porridge out.

(Africa)

3: What did Beethoven tell everyone? (As long as you memorize it, you will get more marks)

4: If Einstein was still alive, what would happen to the world? (One more person)

5: It takes three minutes to boil one egg, and how many minutes does it take to boil three eggs? (Three minutes, you can cook together)

6: The end of the world is coming soon, what is everyone busy with? (breathing)

1. What do you call a beautiful woman who insists on not having children after marriage in order to maintain her figure?

Answer: Peerless beauty

2. What do you do? Be sure to use both hands

Answer: Shake hands