Cool jokes about the weather

1. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

2. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

3. "Why do people in northern areas have more direct personalities?" "It's freezing cold, who has time to chat with you?"

4. The most direct character in the world? The far distance is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between the bed and the outside in winter.

5. I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn’t want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to ask for leave for any reason. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

6. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

7. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet. ,

8. The weather is cold. People who have boyfriends hug their boyfriends, and those who have girlfriends hug their girlfriends. But I am more awesome: I am not cold! ! !

9. Don’t tell me it’s cold, take care of yourself, wear more clothes, etc. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

10. Cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

Funny words about the cold weather: The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense

11. The weather is getting cold, and more and more people are playing with their mobile phones while walking on the road. Boy, I smiled while touching my hot Xiaomi phone. It is my hand warmer in winter. It's hot at any time, it's continuous, it warms my heart...

12. When a girl is alone and alone, it's actually a hooliganism for a girl to say she's cold.

13. I once threatened in the extremely high temperature that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until today that I was frozen like a dog that I understood that the promise of beauty is too young.

14. Winter Scenery Quotes* In winter, a thin layer of white snow, like a huge soft wool blanket, covers the vast wilderness, shining with cold silver light.

15. Huh-huh-", the strong wind roared, the big trees swayed in the strong wind, and the branches were whipping in the air like wildly dancing whips.

16. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

17. If you want to run naked in the summer, it will feel like running naked no matter how much you wear in the winter.

18. When it gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms.

19. When it gets cold, whenever I stay in bed and don’t want to get up, I It reminds me of Teacher Cang's teaching: "Unless you can make money in bed, don't stay in bed."

20. It's so cold in winter, and I want a warm bed that won't cut off the Internet. Wifi, plus endless snacks, if these don't work, can you give me you.