Funny joke about the sudden cold weather?

Wear more clothes when it is cold, and remember to bring an umbrella when it rains. I brought it for you, I hope you will like it!

1, it is cold.

Funny joke about the sudden cold weather?

Wear more clothes when it is cold, and remember to bring an umbrella when it rains. I brought it for you, I hope you will like it!

1, it is cold. Add one more if you have a lover, and one more if you don't have a lover.

Babies stay up all the time. I will say good night to you. Remember to wear more clothes and drink more hot water when it is cold. Who says it doesn't matter? This is me.

Yes, it's cold. Wear more good night and good morning. Take care of yourself. I told you everything. You didn't tell me anything.

4. I like you. ""Don't be ridiculous! " "It's so cold that I'm going crazy. "

5, it's cold, personality stars should wear more clothes. Don't catch a cold.

6. It's cold. I'll give you a coat: the pocket is warm, the collar is thoughtful, the sleeves are considerate, and the buttons are missing; Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, and be sure to be happy!

7. Autumn passed, and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is far away and the water marks are thin. I tightened my clothes and towels, and I couldn't help thinking of my relatives and friends far away. I wish everyone peace of mind! Alas, it's cold, please keep warm!

8. Wear more clothes when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Don't worry me, okay?

9. When homesick, I always think of my stomach first, and then I hate the autumn semester from my heart. I hardly have any holidays. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, my dysmenorrhea is more serious in winter. The weather in Shanghai is as cold as that in Xi, but there is no heating. I hate those clothes in the south that I think are warm, because they are too wet, so I can't do them. There are books and papers that I can't do, so I am ashamed to cry in the quilt. But I still chose my own path.

10, I can only put it in my pocket when I am single and cold.

It is interesting to describe the cold weather.

1, I really want to hear you say: it's cold and you need to wear more clothes, and there is a big temperature difference in autumn. You should take care of yourself and be responsible for yourself. I am responsible for you. ...

2. beginning of winter is coming, and the cold wind is blowing. I am willing to blow away your troubles and sorrows; When winter comes and the temperature drops, I hope to give you peace and good luck; When winter comes, there will be a short message to give you warm wishes. I wish you cold weather, cold body, cold heart and warm life everywhere!

3. [Hey, it's so cold, give me a hug. ]

4. Read "Smoke less and drink less". This is harmful to your health. Remember to take care of yourself when it's cold, and I will miss you "-to the person I love.

5. It's cold, with a daughter-in-law holding her daughter-in-law and a husband holding her husband. If you have nothing, put on more clothes.

6. Ning Xixi: It's cold. Put on more clothes and don't catch a cold! I'll worry about you. -To the one I love the most.

7. There are always some friends in life who are the most cherished. There are always days in a year that are hard to forget. From autumn to summer, from strangeness to familiarity, although you can't always say hello, always remember: pay attention to adding quilts at night in cold weather and clothes during the day!

8. Idiot, it's cold. Remember to look after yourself. If you have a cold, wait!

Remember to put on clothes and take care of yourself when it's cold. I'm sick and I won't spare you.

10, almost slightly cold. I will give you a coat. Make the fabric with sincerity, take love as thread, embroider blessings on the inner layer, use warm cotton on the interlayer, and finally fasten the care button. Take good care of yourself in cold weather.

Wechat food is funny. Let's talk about Daquan food girl WeChat.

1. My husband is away on business. I show my concern and look around when I have time. The answer is this: it is better to find snacks than to look at the scenery. This is the difference between eating and not eating.

2, it is said that eating food will not fail … because eating food is too heavy will not fail …

3. Go around and miss four years. This time, we won't be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, because everyone has given up the person they like. Good night, I am still a quiet madman, a picky eater, and a heartless lucky dog. ......

4. Journey to the West tells us that procrastination can't eat Tang Yan meat; Snow white told us: if you don't eat food, you won't be poisoned; Cinderella tells us: it is basically difficult for a woman to be recognized after removing makeup; Princess and the pea tells us that only the melodramatic want it. Haha, I just want to tell you: Children's Day is coming, and I am happy if you are happy!

It's so cute to know that you are going to be fat and try your best to eat food.

6. [Her name is beautiful, but she calls me fat, and I call her a foodie, which is not nice, but we are very, very good friends]

7. Do I have cancer? I have never been so eager to have dinner every day. I have a big appetite. I really want to eat all the delicious food. Everything is delicious.

8, since there is no way to be a quiet handsome guy, then I will be a quiet foodie, and you can chat!

9.-Weight loss plan, start over. Alas, I have a heart to lose weight, but I am a natural foodie. Who wants it in the future ~ ......

10, ———————— We are all foodies. Best friend, when I get rich. I will take you to eat all the delicious food.