Seek humorous self-introduction

1, poor and ugly, one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand.

2. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. Good man, 33 years old, literary youth, excellent performance in literacy class. Plus, he can always read and write more than 2000 words of typos. Now he wants to find a young woman with the same hobbies as me, and it's a great pleasure to have an affair together and have friends from afar.

3. Male, 38 years old, 1.69 meters, unmarried, a key undergraduate (only a few points away), with brilliant achievements (he was a monitor in primary school), and now he works in a large multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), with generous treatment (not being late and leaving 800 yuan early), having a house (many people have real estate licenses) and a car (non-motor vehicles).

Ma Zhimin, as the name implies, is an ambitious young man. He is 27 years old. His appearance, figure, thoughts and love are all good, but his education is poor, his economy is average, and he has never done anything important. The only thing commendable is that he hates the Japanese. He surfed the Internet twice a week, ate hot pot last Sunday, looking for good health, financial strength and bachelor degree or above. He also hates Japanese purebred China women as his wife.

5, Jiangnan gentleman, 38 years old, college degree, widowed. I am an elegant person, and it would be great to be proficient in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy! Love literature, write articles for magazines, live in three rooms, kitchen and bathroom. Business is not predestined. Under 30 years old, gentle and lovely, virgins are preferred, and letters will be answered.

6. A 24-year-old man loved China's classical literature since he was a child, especially the classic Dream of Red Mansions. Once a book fell into the toilet, and I was sad for several days. According to my mother's memory, I was born with something in my mouth, probably psychic Baoyu, which is said to have been taken away by my wet nurse. I have always had a wish to marry Lin Daiyu instead of Jia Baoyu, so as not to make her sad again. In order to continue this beautiful love story, so now I want to find a feminine woman who feels like Lin's sister and bury her flowers under the tree. It's better to have Lin's disease. I swear by Cao Xueqin's personality that I will never abandon it.

7. A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now find a wife who looks like Liang Yongqi and is over 65,438 +0.70 meters tall (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never.