The class teacher transferred the boys to a table and the girls to a table to prevent puppy love.

1. In the past, I had no money, but I was happy every day. It's different now. Not only do I have no money, but I am also unhappy. What's more, some people say that I definitely can't afford to go out to play on May Day. I sat at home laughing and thinking all morning ... who let the cat out of the bag!

2. When I was a child, I lived near chengdu-kunming railway and often played around with my friends. Whenever the train comes, we run after it. Sometimes the train will spray water and fog, so we are happy to open our mouths to pick it up as soon as we have time. Later, when I knew what it was, every time I remembered it, my childhood memories were instantly destroyed.

3, a sister paper for various reasons, 30 years old, not married, her father: "girls can't get married!" " Her mother: "Why don't you become a monk, Emei or Shaolin Temple?" Her father said, "Shaolin Temple, there are many men!" "

4, advice when most needed is least heeded! 1. If you are a man, please don't have a dog. If you have a dog, don't have a dog that can jump into bed. If your dog can jump on the bed, you shouldn't sleep naked. If you really like sleeping naked, don't feed sausages to dogs.

Xiaoming is a junior, but he still doesn't have a girlfriend. Egged on by his dormitory buddies, he decided to go after a girl he had long admired. One day, he saw the girl walking alone on the playground and followed her. Xiao Ming is very anxious because he doesn't know how to speak. Seeing the girl getting farther and farther away from him, he had to pick up something from the ground and catch up and say, "Miss, did you drop this brick?"

6. It's funny to say that the weather is fine today, suitable for fighting and more suitable for kissing and hugging. The class teacher transferred the boys to a table and the girls to a table to prevent puppy love. In fact, he didn't realize the more serious problem.

7. Going shopping with three classmates, a salesman at the counter kept watching us laugh, making our hearts tremble, so he went up to him and asked, "What are you laughing at?" The salesman said, "A thief just took out your mobile phone, looked at it and probably thought it was too old. He shook his head and put it back in your pocket! " "

8. Once, the class teacher asked for a long vacation, and the substitute teacher said that the class teacher was hit by a car and broke his bone. So the monitor asked the whole class to pay for a wheelchair for the teacher. I don't have enough money. I seem to have bought a used car. Several class cadres carried wheelchairs to the teacher's house, knocked at the door, and then came out to open the door with plaster in their hands. ...

9. My deskmate argued with me, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted, "You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid!" " Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.