Traditional Culture Encyclopedia - Weather inquiry - Talk about my views on the recent weather and put forward my own ideas.

Talk about my views on the recent weather and put forward my own ideas.

There is a "weather mother" at home

As the saying goes: "There is weather at home, Mom-there are natural disasters at home!" " This is my own famous saying. The weather in my home is controlled by my great mother all the year round! Good name.-weather, mom. I am my mother's loyal weather announcer. I am conscientious and not afraid of hardship. But sometimes, it is inevitable to be rewarded by "weather mother"-"lightning"+"thunder"! "Okay, okay, get down to business!" A flash of lightning flashed across—

Weather forecast: In the morning, the sky is not good, maybe God (my mother) is in a bad mood. Please pay attention to the safety of passers-by and take an umbrella to prevent them from becoming a drowned rat in the street!

Early in the morning, I was still visiting the Duke of Zhou, and nameless transparent liquid flowed out of my mouth. Suddenly, there was a thunder: "Sisi Lee, get up quickly, you will be late!" " "Mother's lightning struck first. Unfortunately, I got an electric shock and barely got up. Look, my mother's face is covered with dark clouds. Seeing that the situation was not good, I grabbed a steamed bun and ran away.

"Hey, why is it raining?" Just when I was wondering, my mother's "burly" posture suddenly stood in front of me. Mother frowned and rested her hands on her hips. This rainstorm+lightning and thunder, I had to go home to "hide from the rain".

Summary: Hey, I knew I had an umbrella, and my face was full of "saliva" and I was cut n times. I must learn a lesson today!

Weather forecast: Today in Wan Li, the sky is clear, the sky is light and the sun is shining ... The weather is fine, suitable for traveling ... Mom seems to have won some prize today, and her face is full of sunshine and beautiful spring. How can I let go of this sunny time? It seems that the opportunity has come! I crept downstairs and gently opened the door. A thief smiled all over his face ... Suddenly, a "bolt from the blue" came at me: "Bold Sisi Lee! Where are you going? " The thunder was deafening. I was numb all over and kept a stiff S-shaped running posture. "Oh, it's over! There must be' lightning'! " "Crash-"The family once again "thundered" and "thundered". Poor thing, I have a "Wuzhishan" on my ass!

Conclusion: it's all the weather forecast of this S, and the obvious contrast is so big, huh! (voiceover: Didn't you broadcast the weather yourself? )

Weather forecast: (After a burst of crazy shooting of watermelon skin, rotten eggs and rotten bananas, our great host finally started broadcasting. Today's temperature has dropped, from the initial rain in Mao Mao to the current heavy rain. After investigation, it is very likely that God (my mother) did not tighten the switch of the reservoir, resulting in tears leaking out.

"My God!" Finally, I got the homework of "Hill" and broke my fingers to count how many of my brain cells died. Suddenly I feel that today's "lightning and thunder" miraculously disappeared, which is a bit uncomfortable. It turns out that mom is watching a hit Korean drama downstairs. "Blare ..." It's raining intermittently in Mao Mao, which is really a rare spectacle! Just as I was enjoying the rain in Mao Mao to help me wash my face, it started to rain cats and dogs. "wow ... ah" the huge "soybean" came at me, and I was at a loss. In order to prevent me from becoming a "mutant drowned rat" from thoroughbred, I rushed downstairs and tightened the switch of "Tears Dam". "ouch! Oh, my God! " My mother watched TV, tears streaming down her face, crying while smoking paper towels. Seeing it, a pack of full paper towels disappeared in an instant. On TV, the heroine suffered from some kind of cancer and lay dying in her hospital bed. The hero holds her hand and they will never be apart. Gradually, I was moved by this touching story. "Wow-la-la-"Another downpour. My mother and I were in tears, and the rain gradually flooded us-ouch! Oh, come and fight the flood!

Conclusion: My mother and I cried without grace, which led to a flood of water at home, which was very spectacular. ...

Weather forecast: Due to unsatisfactory career and excessive fatigue, it is expected that God's mood will plummet in recent days, thunder will roar and the storm will continue for many days. There may be hurricanes and tsunamis. ...

Me: "Oh, my God! I am dead! Then, I ran away ...