Ask for some jokes and some funny sentences

A professor often sees two turtles shrinking their heads by the river. One day, he couldn't help being curious and asked a farmer, "What are these two turtles doing?" Farmer: "In PK!" Professor: "I didn't move, P what K? ! "Farmer:" Who lives longer? " Professor: "But the one with Oracle Bone Inscriptions on the shell is long dead!" " "At this moment, the other one suddenly poked his head out and scolded," Shit, you didn't say anything when you died ... "

When a man was tired of raising pigs, he threw them away, but the pig man failed many times on his way home. One day, the man abandoned the pig while driving. That night, the man called his wife and asked, "Do pigs belong?" His wife said, "Go home." The man was very angry; Shouting, "put it on the phone, I'm lost!" " "

Monday, February 30th is fine.

It's not good to have no sun today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad.

Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I have never met February 30th in my life! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen a goldfish that will drown! ! !

Parental Comments: Our parents are so disappointed! In this strange world, there are such ignorant teachers, how to teach children knowledge! !

1 exam, ready to write on paper: Baidu, you will know. I am very angry with the marking teacher. The method of counting sheep comes from abroad. The pronunciation of "sheep" in English is sheep, which is very close to sleeping in. Reading too much will have psychological hints. But how do China people use psychological cues in English? I have a new set that is more direct and effective-jiaozi. Jiaozi-Sleep, this is the psychological hint of China people!