Give my company a name.

First, when I was a child, I ate dishonestly. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me, "Sixty years of hard work. I have no food to eat. I never throw my booger. " .

Second, there is a rich man looking for a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands, and the rich man sent them away, only.

One washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied:

"I brought toilet paper today ..."

A man saw a big sale in a shop and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have regulations, you must

Prove that you have a dog. ""where is such a rule? " "This is the case with goods on sale. "The man with the salesman grinding along while, the salesman still don't agree.

There was no way to sell it to him. The man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two.

A box of cat food. ""We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat. "or the clerk, the man dawdled with her along while, still want to.

I bought cat food when I brought the cat home. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole and found the salesman.

"What do you want?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two volumes.

Toilet paper. "

A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and put them away.

Finished eating. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma replied, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth

After that, I can only suck the chocolate on their outer layers. Old, cough. . .

Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the food was sold out.

Yes "Is it really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter is back.

Answer. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. This gentleman has eaten almost all his meals, but it is "spicy"

The vermicelli pot is still full The man felt that a gentleman had wasted delicious food, so he went to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot", which was delicious.

Ask politely, "Do you want more, sir?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. wind

After a while, he was halfway down. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. Then a burst of nausea

I vomited all the fans I ate back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said:

"It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like this ... "

6. On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent it away.

After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? Give him one, too.

Gone, not too old, came another beggar. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late."

One step, the first two beggars ate everything they could, and now there is only soup left. Can you give me a straw?

Seven, boss, the second flight, the second airsickness, vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was

I am vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half of it and throw up."

Yes "

If you haven't spit it out, I have to admit that you are a master, so I will do my best-

8 Nirvana-

One day, Big Brother and Second Brother went to the theater again, and when they saw that they were in the middle of an argument about the plot development, they made a bet. The boss pointed to the front.

A row of spittoons says, "The loser should have a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown. Then two people.

Bet on the following plot, this time, the second child lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and swallow fifteen mouthfuls in one gulp. Big brother was shocked and admired.

He threw himself on the ground and said to the second child, "You are amazing, you can drink fifteen mouthfuls in a row!" " "

The second one shook his head. "I don't want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! " "