Toure's extramarital affairs

? Text/Pang Gaobu

Toure is an idiot in Heshui village.

We have a stable population, and people with mental retardation are called idiots. Toure is an idiot, and his dead parents left him only an old tile house. A bachelor in his forties, a person is full, but the whole family is not hungry. Usually, Toure relies on "helping" nearby farmers: whoever says hello farts, does something plain and makes a living. Toure works hard and eats a lot. One meal, three bowls of rice, plus an attractive bottle of bread. When you are full, find a place to fall asleep and snore like thunder. If you meet a wedding, Toure will mix with a group of blind people to beg for food and ask the host family for some "lucky money". Five yuan and ten yuan, people who meet the atmosphere, can also be tens of yuan, or have a hearty meal.

Heshui village is the urban-rural junction of Chongzhou, and it takes half an hour to walk to the county seat. In recent years, the county has been expanding to the periphery, and the land of Heshui Village has been requisitioned. The government compensates according to the population, and those with large population get tens of thousands at a time. When people in Heshui Village are rich, men can work at home to earn money. Women, doing nothing, play mahjong every day for entertainment.

On this day, several tables of mahjong were playing under the big locust tree at the entrance of the river village. Dursi Xi leaned in, ogling at a woman's face and chest, constantly swallowing saliva, like a cat smelling fishy smell.

Toure, what are you doing here? Go, go, go and bury my cellar with dung. Big column daughter-in-law Chunhua said.

All right, all right! So you, how do you ... repay ... me? Toure stammered "repayment".

Chunhua will sleep with you tonight. The women giggled.

See if I don't rip your mouth off, Chunhua scolded. Play cards quickly!

That, that ... good! Toure believed it and happily ran to Dazhu's house. Dazhu's family is empty, the children go to kindergarten, Dazhu works on the construction site and won't come back until evening.

When Dazhu came back, Toure not only finished carrying a cellar dung, but also threw a pile of firewood ash into Dazhu's garden.

Brother Du, you are tired (hard). Come to my house for dinner tonight. Chunhua is very satisfied

Toure was so happy that no one ever called me brother!

At dinner, Dazhu toasted Toure. Toure eyes fixedly staring at Li Chunhua two pursed ass eggs. In the meantime, be careful with the wine.

After dinner, Toure sat on the threshold of Dazhu's house.

Toure, why don't you go back? Dazhu, get rid of him.

Toure mumbled something, your ... daughter-in-law also ... promised ... my business! Big column staring at Li Chunhua.

Chunhua's face turned red when she brushed the floor. Those bitches joked about letting me rest with him. Toure, you stupid bastard, are you serious?

Hearing this, Dazhu caught fire and picked up a pole to hit Toure. Du eryi jumped three feet away and ran away. Scold while running, you ... wait ... look!

The next spring, I don't know whose cow ate all the seedlings in a long field in Dazhu's house ... Chunhua gnashed her teeth and scolded for a few days.

Chongzhou has developed rapidly in recent years, and many high-rise buildings have sprung up. What Galaxy Building, Jinyang Building, Governor International Hotel, Blue Sky Hotel, Dafuhao Hotel ... are magnificent and breathtaking, and also promote the vigorous development of all walks of life. In the Times Square of the county seat, when night falls, the lights are brightly lit. A group of scantily clad and coquettish women leaned against the railing and winked at every passing man. Needless to say, many men have fallen into this gentle trap.

Toure paced back and forth in Times Square. Wearing an old suit given to him by others, with a bag picked up under his arm, is quite a bit of a "contractor". A very sexy woman stopped him.

Boss, why don't you play?

……? Toure froze, and some people called him the boss.

Boss, go and play! The woman whispered, holding Toure's hand and leaning over her soft body, a strong fragrance rushed to Toure's nostrils. Toure's bones are brittle and he has no strength. Let the woman pull him to a room with pink lights.

Three times five divided by two, women take off their clothes. A pair of bulging breasts are exposed, and the snow-white body emits light waves of lust under the light. See Toure leng, the woman came and took off her clothes. Toure is stupid, but he is not stupid enough to do it. As soon as she jumped up, she screamed like a hungry wolf. The woman kept screaming. For more than 40 years, Toure has finally become a man with confidence and happiness like a fairy. ...

Afterwards, the woman said while buttoning her bra, sixty dollars.

……? Toure don't understand, shook his head.

Sixty dollars, the woman said again.

I have no money. Duerzhi, huh

No money? Want to eat my overlord meal? Women are on fire.

The woman dialed a number with her mobile phone. After a while, the innkeeper came with a very tall "thug". The boss looked intently and recognized Toure. Toure wandered around the county all day like a wandering soul. Who among the residents in this area doesn't know him? Women in other counties certainly don't know who Toure is.

The boss said that this is Ba Du II, an idiot in Heshui Village. He is an empty egg. Where did he get the money?

The woman cried. Why am I so unlucky? ...

The boss blinked when he saw the woman crying. The "thug" grabbed Toure and suddenly became a fist and a foot. Beat Toure to tears, dad shouted, mom, damn it, damn it.

The next day, the city police station suddenly went to the police, sealed up more than 20 hotels near Times Square and seized dozens of "bosses, ladies and customers" ...

The public security organ will reward Dü rr with RMB 1000 yuan for reporting meritorious service.

Afterwards, someone said: Who said Toure was stupid? I don't think he is stupid at all!