Anime funny lines

Classic quotations of silver soul ....

1. A Miao nationality; I made a new dish-soup omelet!

(There is an unknown object in the lunch box)

Shen Le (Ben): I went out to buy drinks. . . .

A Yin (Ben): I'll just go! ! !

You sit here! ! !

Miao: This is a convenience store. Too many drinks are going bad.

They were forced to sit down and wipe their tears. . . )

2.(。 . . . . . . . . . . Collect rent. . . . . . . . . . )

Yin: Don't move. Hold your breath.

Be integrated with nature,

You become a part of the universe,

The universe becomes a part of you. . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . Grandma's shop. . . . . . . . . . . .

Silver age; Here you are.

Mother-in-law; What is this?

The model of the weather forecast anchor, my baby,

You can pay the rent for a month or two.

(Mother-in-law is angry and kicks Ayin out)

2. Holy joy; Last month's salary was just vinegar kelp,

Is there such a sour salary? !

3. New Eight; You don't know how important people who spit in this world are! !

4.。 . . . . . . . . . . Summer has arrived. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Earthwork: It's so hot. . . Why is the uniform of the selection team so thick?

Tian Chong; Since you feel hot, I'll make you a summer uniform!

(Tian Zhong's hand is raised and lowered)

Earthwork; Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. . . . .

Ikeda (serious): It's dangerous. Do not move.

You'll get hurt.

Earthwork; You are in danger! ! What are you doing? !

Tian Chong; I just want to make your uniform sleeveless.

Earthwork; That's bullshit！ ! You want to cut off my hand! ! !

Tian Chong; Actually, I am selling summer uniforms,

Do you want one?

Earthwork; At first glance, it is a spoof. Who will wear it? !

. . . . . . . Kondo got dressed and came. . . . . . . . . . . . .

5. (God took the princess and jumped on the roof)

Tian Chong (barrel ready)

Kondo: Hello! ! Why did you take that thing out! ! !

Tian Chong; That girl had a problem with me when she was enjoying the flowers.

Kondo; Wait! ! ! ! Can you afford the princess? ! ! !

Tian Chong; It won't go wrong! My nickname used to be sniper!

Kondo; That's just your wish, right? !

Tian Chong; People who chase their dreams can exert their strength more than those who catch them!

6. Ham: My father said that you saved me once when I was taking drugs.

Yin Shi: Taking drugs? ! No memory? Ah! ! That thing!

When you are treated as a hot pot?

Ham; What a nuisance you talk! !

How is that possible? !

Yin Shi: That's right. . . The shabu-shabu pots are all made of beef.

What is that? Pork balls? !

Are you content to make a pork ball? !

New eight; What are you talking about? !

It's the girl who takes drugs!

Silver age; Oh! ! That ham! ! !

Ham: Do you have to hurt people so much? !

7. Yin Shi: (Handsome) Then we must fight our way out! !

Ham; Actually, you can do it if you want to! !

Shit! ? I am in love with him!

Silver time (black line); Really bad! ! ! Stop it! ! !

8. ham; Don't worry about me! ! !

Run! ! !

Running is a great help. . . . . .

Ham; Damn it! ! You really ran away? !

Still running so fast? !

9. Sakamoto; Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Aren't you a stone? !

Silver age; When my name is Yin! If I were Kim,

You have to jump around, asshole!

10. (The spaceship crashed on a strange desert planet)

Shinhachi: Are you all right?

Shenle: I'm fine. I have an umbrella! Come on, Ding Chun, let's go to the river for a drink.

There is no water there! In silvertime, Miss Schindler was hallucinating!

Shenle: Dad, don't pull me. I want to drink water. ...

Yin Shi: I can't help you. Forget it. I'll take you to the river for a drink.

One: Why do you hallucinate? !

1 1. (In order to catch the pervert who stole underwear, everyone is ready to fight)

. . . . . . There was a loud noise. . . . . . . . .

a； Mr. Kondo stepped on a mine.

Is it because the weather is too hot?

c； How is that possible? ! Step on the mine you buried? !

What an idiot! ! !

d； Wait! ! Everyone has forgotten where the mines are buried, right? !

. . . . . . . . . Silence. . . . . . . . .

A Miao nationality; That's terrible! ! The uncle who delivers the newspaper tomorrow will definitely step on it!

New eight; Now is not the time to talk about this! ! !

12. (Festival, uncle Hasegawa who works in shooting games)

God is happy; Can I take anything as long as I hit it?

Hasegawa: Of course! You must aim well. . .

. . . (pa, uncle's eyes are bleeding). . . . .

Shenle: I took sunglasses.

Hasegawa (cold): You misunderstood. . . Aim that way. . .

. . . (pa, uncle's wrist is bleeding). . . . .

Ikeda: I hit my watch.

Hasegawa (afraid): Wait, wait, wait! ! !

I'll give everything except my things! !

Hello? ! Did you listen? !

. . . . . Okita is hostile to ING. . . . .

. . . Bang. . I took a beard. . . . . .

. . . Bang. . I shot my coat. . . . . .

. . . Bang. . I shot him in the chest. . . . . .

(Poor Uncle Hasegawa. . . . . . )

13. (A Yin and his party came to the seaside to act as warriors of the sea, and sea monsters appeared)

Yin Shi (wearing a swimming ring): Ah, beep, beep. . . .

It can't accelerate at all. . . .

(New Eight Crazy Tour)

Yin Shi: Wait for me! ! Shinhachi! !

How do you swim? Swish! ! !

Nothing like you? !

14. (A Yin and his party raced with Du Yuesheng for friends of First Bus)

Silver age; Sorry, we only have one car.

Lend us another one, asshole.

Thug: Are you really thugs? !

Yin Shi: Of course! ! ! We are environmental thugs who are kind to the earth! !

PS: Ain's underworld looks so stylish! ! !

15. (Ayin Agui was locked up in a shemale hotel to work and danced with a paper fan. )

Stage name: small paper wig

Gui: Twist your waist a little more! !

A Yin: You have been here too long to return to society. . .

Gui: Are you kidding? I have a mission to save the country.

How can you stay here forever!

Yin: The country doesn't want you to dance here.

Who is still dancing so hard to save! ! !

PS； Small paper is so cute! ! ! What a beautiful wig! ! !

16. (A Yin and his party posing as psychics were hung upside down)

Yin Shi: Hey! ! Is this good? !

Is this cartoon coming to an end? !

Tian Chong (serious); The next episode begins with "The Blood Record of the True Selection Group".

Everyone must watch it!

A collection of early lines

1. (Who will save Miao from Yinshi and Xinba)

Yin Shi (handsome): Let's go, Shinichi!

Noba: it's Noba! !

(Silver fights alone)

(A Yin Xin Ba Tou slightly moves)

Yin Shi (running for his life): Run! ! !

Nhachi: Why can't you hold a page!

Yin Shi: Asshole! One page is too long for comics!

2. Deng Shi: Should you pay the rent? !

Silver age; Didn't I help you repair the TV set?

We are even! !

Deng Shi: Then I still didn't watch the reruns of the TV series! ! !

Even if you sell the baby and kidney, you have to pay the rent! ! !

(Ain is thrown down the stairs by her mother-in-law)

. . . . . . . . We'll talk about it later. . . . . . . . . .

Silver time (consideration); Isn't it too much to have two kidneys?

. . . . . The doorbell rang. . . . . .

Yin Shi (turning around and breaking the door): "I told you, I have no money.

You dead old woman! ! ! "

(One kick was Hasegawa, the shogunate who came to the door, facing the face.

He really looks like Du Yuan)

Yin Shi: "Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. I will start again. "

3. Shogun (pulls out his gun): Come with us.

Yin Shi: Mom says you can't go with strangers.

4. (Facing the giant octopus-the pet of the stupid prince)

Yin Shi: Simba, go to buy soy sauce and eat octopus sashimi today.

No, let's eat octopus balls.

(The new eight on the next page was swept by octopus)

Silver age; Shinhachi! Hold on! !

New eight:. . . . . . .

(Poor Shinhachi struggles between octopus's mouths)

5. (Ayin and First Bus feel very troublesome when they meet God's joy, and they are ready to leave)

Yin Shi (preparing to take Simba back): Huh? Nohachi, why are you suddenly?

Has it become so heavy?

God is happy to turn off the motorcycle. . . . . . . )

God is happy; I have never seen an adult treat a girl who was chased by hooligans from the ruins!

Yin Shi: Our hearts are still as young as teenagers! Moreover, in this country, it is not girls who can tow a car with one hand, but wild orangutans.

6. (Good people, First Bus and Shenle, huddled in the trash can to listen to her reminiscence)

Shenle: I didn't feel anything at first. But the recent struggle is getting more and more exciting.

New Eight: It's reinforcement! !

Shenle: He also asked me to get the names of those people. . .

Not a name! ! This is life! !

7. (A Yin rescues two children squeezed in the trash can from the speeding tram)

New eight; Shouldn't you have come earlier?

Silver age; I didn't care much before I bought JUMP. . .

Nhachi (sad): Is my life worth 220 yen?

8. (Deng Shi Store)

Shenle: I want another bowl!

Deng Shi: What the hell? ! Is it the fifth bowl already? !

Noba (Gunter): The fifth bowl? But this is really just the beginning. .

Yin Shi (Gunter): Only sugar and salt are left at home. . .

. . . . God is happy to eat ING with a rice cooker. . . .

9. (Catherine hijacked the cash register, accompanied by an ecstasy and a Yin's car)

God is dressed in silver, happy and angry. . . . .

Go after it in the guest's car. . .

New eight; Calm down, it's just a car and an umbrella. . .

Yin Shi: I still have the video I borrowed yesterday in my car.

If you don't, you will have to pay a late fee! ! !

New eight; What you have to consider is your future! ! !

Shenle: Never mind, don't worry about late fees.

The money in the cash register will be available soon!

Where did you hide that dirty heart? !

Anyway, do you have any photos?

Although it's quite normal. . .

Shenle: What photos do you need to hit someone with a car?

(On the next page, Shen Le drove into the hutong, pitying the residents on both sides. . . )

10. (In the end, Ayin took care of Catherine. )

The agreement between Yin Shi and her mother-in-law

Silver age; From now on, I will guard you instead of him (the dead old man)!

(How touching, moved to harm the small view.

But why does it feel a little awkward to wear it on these two people? )

Mother-in-law (in good mood); I'm sorry to bother you again today,

Let's waive this month's rent.

Yin Shi: Really? ! Thank you very much Grandma!

I will definitely pay the rent for next month!

Deng Shi (angrily): What! ? So I skipped next month as if nothing had happened! ?

1 1. Yin Shi (seriously): All the chocolates I bought and hid are gone.

If people who are eating now honestly raise their hands and admit it,

I forgave him for only beating him three quarters to death.

Nba: Isn't 3/4 dead? Besides, if you don't pay attention,

You will really get diabetes! !

(A wisp of nosebleed slowly flows out from under Shen Le's nose)

Yin Shi (angry): Don't pretend to be happy with a nosebleed.

Is my chocolate delicious?

A nosebleed is disgusting. . .

(God likes innocence)

Silver age; Don't play dumb. . . You can smell the rich sugar fragrance from the nosebleed.

Shenle: Nonsense. I just dug too deep. . .

Silver age; How can a girl of this age dig so deep? !

Are you a retired policeman? !

12. (A postman ran into her mother-in-law's shop)

Mother-in-law (the veins stood out): You bastard! ! What did you do to someone else's shop? !

Do you already have the consciousness of death?

Someone (afraid): Sorry. . . I haven't slept much since yesterday . . .

Mother-in-law: Good! ! Let you sleep forever! ! !

New Eight (Good Man); Ah. The injury is very serious,

Call an ambulance! !

Shen Le (shouting at heaven): Help! Guard! Cars!

Silver age; Who told you to use such a primitive method?

13. (A Yin and his party were suspected to be terrorists, and everyone ran away)

Simba was caught by heaven and man, so he caught Ayin.

Therefore, Ayin once again seized the joy of God. . . . . . . . . .

Yin Shi: Noba, what are you doing? !

Nhachi: no! I don't want to be arrested alone! !

Silver age; Won't you say something like "Leave me alone and run"? !

New eight; Leave me alone and go to hell! ! !

Yin Shi: Are you kidding? !

I'll drag you to death! ! !

14. (Agui saved Ayin and his party)

Yin Shi (surprised): You are. . . . . . Wig Kotaro? !

A Gui (straight fist): It's not a wig, it's laurel! ! !

Yin Shi: You. . . You guys. . .

You shouldn't use "up stroke" for friends you haven't seen for a long time, should you? !

Pell: How many times have I told you not to call me that name! ! !

15. (Ikeda House)

A Gui: Fight again!

Yin Shi: Our battle is over. Always nagging about this.

Nagging, are you a woman in Kyoto? !

A Gui: You idiot! ! Not just Kyoto, but all women.

Nagging! Because there is no such all-encompassing measure,

You don't like ladies! !

Yin Shi: You bastard! ! If I wasn't born with curly hair,

It will be very popular. . . . . Probably. . . .

A Gui: Everything is pushed to natural curly hair. . .

You are such a pathetic person. . .

Noba (crashes): What are you talking about? !

16. (Selection team goes on stage and earthwork rushes into Ikeda House)

Yin Shi: Hello. . . . . . Are you really a civil servant?

How did you pass the interview?

What a big pupil! ! !

Earthwork: How dare you talk about others! ?

Aren't you a pair of dead fish eyes yourself? !

Yin Shi: It doesn't matter to me.

It will become intense when it is needed!

17. Okita (picks up the barrel): Mr. Earthwork, it's dangerous.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . The cannon fodder has dispersed. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

(A Yin becomes an explosive head)

Okita: Oh? Mr. Earthwork, are you still alive?

Earthwork; Hey, you, asshole! I almost died! !

Okita (disappointed): Cut! ! This is a mistake! !

18. Okita: Mr. Earthwork, the TV series was replayed last night.

It's about to start!

Earthwork: Not good! ! Forgot the regular video! !

Earthwork (urgent); Get it done quickly!

I don't know why, it seems that everyone in Silver Soul cares about the replay of TV series.

1. Yin Shi: If there is no spit, this cartoon will be untenable. . . . . . .

2. Child: Welcome to the live concert of shit! ! The first song; How many old mothers do you have? . . . . . . .

3.Noba: Louder over there!

Team member: Yes! Captain!

Yin Shi: When did you become the captain?

New eight; I was born Captain Sineitai!

4. Team member: Captain! Team 49 is crazy!

One: Is he also a member? I thought he was a mascot. . . . . .

If you can eat Big Mac Lamian Noodles within 3 minutes, you can get free treatment. )

Boss: There are 30 seconds left.

(god eats ING crazily. . . )

Silver age; Good, final sprint. Swallow it quickly. Stop biting. It's all up to you. I don't have any money with me.

6. (Before the duel between Kondo and Yin Shi)

Kondo: It's too slow! Large?

Silver age; How can the hero go to the tuba? Eating sugar, of course!

Kondo: I've never heard of heroes with diabetes. . . . . .

7. Earthwork: What noise?

Passerby: Someone is fighting for a girl!

Earthwork; Stop! Which idiot? . . . Ah. . . Director kondo. . .

8. (Kondo was defeated by Yin, and the members of the True Electoral College were angry. . . )

Earthwork: How can the secretary lose? Someone must be making a rumor!

Team member: It's Captain Okuda! He said it over the loudspeaker!

Okita: I also heard from Mr. Earthwork.

Earthwork (sweat); How could I be stupid enough to tell him? . .

Player: What the hell! ? So you spread it!

Earthwork (anger); It's too noisy, everyone whispering at the meeting should cut their bellies! Let me do it! Yamazaki, let's start with you!

Yamazaki: What? ! I didn't say anything. !

Everyone: I thought you said it now!

9. (Kondo is defeated by Yin Shi, and the members of True Choice Group continue to be angry. . . )

The white-haired bushido:

You smelly boy! Go to the selection office immediately!

Or I'll kill your family!

Real selection group

10. Yin Shi (short-term construction worker in Ying Ji): Hello. . . This big brother is in danger. . .

(Huge weight suddenly falls)

Earthwork (cold): Woo hoo. . . . . . (flashing)

What a close call!

Yin Shi: That's why I said danger.

Earthwork: Then your tone should be higher!

Yin Shi: But no one has ever taught me how to watch my tone.

1 1. Earthwork: I've been curious about you since that incident.

Silver time: (speechless)

Earthwork: No one in the selection group will be as spoof as you.

12. (When the earthwork is silvered, it will be split. . . Silver wound)

Yin Shi: Call the police!

Earthwork; I'm a policeman!

Silver age; Ah, yes. . . This society is really hopeless. . .

13. (Shenle picks up a huge dog creature)

God is happy; Isn't it cute?

Yin Shi: Can you pick some animals that know their names?

Shenle: Ding Chun!

I just took it! It's just named!

Yin Shi: Throw it away!

God is happy; It will freeze to death! ! !

Silver age; Rest assured! Your spring will continue alone.

New eight; You know Ding Chun?

(Be nice to Ding Chunyou): You should understand, Ding.

(bitten by Ding)

(。 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After a while. . . . . . . . . . .

Yin Shi Simba was bitten and covered with bandages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . )

14. (Yin Shi finally agreed that Shenle would adopt Dingchun)

Yin Shi: Its feed fee will be deducted from your salary!

Shenle: Thank you, Yin, although I have never been paid anything.

15. Yin Shi (looking back): Love? Dream? What young people need is not that kind of childish thing.

Yin Shi (in charge): That's right! ! . . . . . . It's calcium! As long as you take more calcium, everything will go smoothly.

Yin Shi (Introduction): Taking the entrance exam, arguing with parents, and the girl you like, as long as she takes calcium, all this is all. . . . . .

New Eight (Tucao): How can it go smoothly? !

16. (Looking for Ling Nai's first lover for his dying uncle,

The result came to the Deng Shi Hotel)

Yin Shi+Shen Le: (Laughter): How can she be Ling Nai?

Mother-in-law Deng Shi: Why do you know my real name?

Silver time+sacred joy:. . . . . . . . . .

17. (Looking for the missing daughter for the client)

Customer; It's not my dad's compliment. . .

(photo: super black and super fat Shibuya)

She is so beautiful. . . . . . . .

Yin Shi: I think she may be involved in the movie Frog at the Well. . .

Customer: Could she be involved in something?

Silver age; Events? ! Ham incident? !

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Silver age; I can't do this anymore. Buy a ham and go home to scare the uncle.

How many times do I have to say ham? ?

18. new eight; Hey! Don't waste space on temporary flower arrangement!

19. the silver age (hangover. . . ): I will never drink again. . .

Who should I swear to? . . . . Swear to the big sister who broadcasts the weather.

20. (Outdoor, behind the atrium)

Bald Dad: Tomoko! . . . . . . And wigs! . . .

I can't live without you. . . . . . .

Where are you? . . . . . . . . .

My wig. . . . . . . . . .

Tomoko (kicking): So you only care about wigs!