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Jiuyun oral liquid

The instructions for the wine came out! Great

Original name: wine.

Nickname: dizzy oral liquid.

Nickname: unstable walking.

Main treatments: dealing with affairs, building relationships, boredom, excitement, emptiness, loneliness, sadness and anger.

Applicable people: suitable for all ages.

Description: You can take it once or more every 24 hours, each time 1 ~ n bottles, even 1 course of treatment.

Since drinking this dizzy oral liquid, my waist has been sore, my legs have stopped hurting, and I have slept soundly. Sleeping in the afternoon is not a problem. Oral liquid, I'm dizzy. It's a big brand and trustworthy.

Side effects: crying, making noise, screaming, bragging, tossing, causing trouble, etc. , are normal reactions.

The adverse reactions after people use it are:

100% automatically starts bragging mode.

I was from China before drinking.

After drinking, the earth will be mine.

Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it is haunted. Slip your legs when you talk and walk. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning. It's nice to have a cup at noon!

Drinking is a special war without smoke in peacetime. This kind of war is mainly carried out between relatives and friends, and directly attacks each other's vital parts such as liver, kidney and stomach in laughter.

In the wine war, the two warring sides take "deep feelings and a stuffy mouth" as the guiding principle. Taking "I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than let my feelings crack" as the breakthrough point, "If you don't drink, my feelings will decline" as the focus point, "If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, and no one sleeps in the business hotel" as the support point, we use powerful public opinion offensives such as "Wine style is like style, wine quality is like character, and alcohol consumption is like courage" to paralyze the central nervous system and destroy the will to resist. The deeper the feelings, the heavier the damage!

This kind of war originated in ancient times and flourished today. It is the most humane form of war at all times and in all countries. Often, it is often defeated and fought, and it is never tired!

-This article is dedicated to comrades who often fight for work, business, future, friendship rather than health at the wine table!