Ding kou ding dang

1. Men: Pentium at the age of 20, Hitachi at the age of 30, Panasonic at the age of 40, Microsoft at the age of 50 and Lenovo at the age of 60.

2, the goat goes up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat horn; Buffalo enters the water, and the water has no buffalo waist; Pigs enter the pigsty and the pig arches the pig trough; The donkey carries grass, and the grass presses the donkey's waist.

3. There are forty-four stone lions in front of Shishi Temple, and forty-four astringent persimmons are planted on the trees in front of the temple; Forty-four stone lions do not eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons do not eat forty-four stone lions.

4. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white and big stone pagoda.

5, I wish you smile often, smile anyway; I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; Back home, without a trace; I wish you a prosperous business and getting poorer and poorer; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere; I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; I wish you a pleasant journey and fall halfway; I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, and your steps are swaying; Have a good life, you are often abnormal.

6. Socializing like a gentleman and fighting like a fighter. Drink like a soldier, like a drunken martyr. Make money like a soldier and spend money like a counselor. Look after the house like a guard and go out to play like a knight. My wife is like a nurse, and I am a Taoist.

7. There is a vine on the high mountain. There are two bells hanging on the vine. When the wind blows the vine, the bell will move. When the wind died down, the vines stopped.

8. It can't be called Cheng or Chen. It's Cheng, and Erdong is Chen. If you don't distinguish between Chen and Cheng, you will mistake one for another.

9. The earliest love poem: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

10, the ugly man turned around and scared a cow by the river; The ugly man turned around and Daqing Oilfield did not produce oil; The ugly man turned three times and Jordan played table tennis instead. The ugly man turns around, and the monk washes his hair softly.

1 1, a bottle on the wall, a basin under the wall, the bottle fell and broke the bottom of the basin, and the basin turned over and broke the bottle mouth, so the bottle should be compensated.

12, Cowherd loves six niang every year, and six niang misses Cowherd again and again.

13, you are a crow flying in the sky, I am a dog chasing on the ground, you are my flashlight in the dark, I am a fire tube you use to make a fire, you are the moon, I am a tooth, without you, I will commit suicide.

14, eight don't understand: toast without drinking, walk by car, talk long-winded, take a shower and talk nonsense, eat and turn over the table, listen to cards and touch yourself.

15, four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. Ten can't be called four, and four can't be called ten. If you make a mistake, you can destroy the ship.

16, Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang killed Jiang Jiayang, the Yang family wanted the Jiang family to pay for the wall, and the Jiang family wanted the Yang family to pay for the sheep.

17, always pay attention to the situation and current affairs, report everything, never be inaccurate, write an epic with major historical facts and seek truth from facts.

18, dear husband, I have arrived in Guangdong, and it is easy to find a job. It only takes a few minutes to get hundreds of dollars at a time. If you are willing to get rich immediately, if you are not willing to change husbands immediately.

19, if you can stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu. You can't stew my frozen tofu. Don't stew my frozen tofu

20. There is a vine on the high mountain with two bells hanging on its head. The wind blows the vine, two bells move, the wind is quiet and the vine stops.

2 1, when there is no money, raise pigs; When you have money, get a dog. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

22, there must be principles, but there are walkers, ugly faces are covered, just people in the sky, look at its geometry,

23, go to work earlier than the chicken, work more than the donkey, get off work later than the "miss", look better than anyone else.

24. A camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. A camel carried an eggplant to a woman, and the woman dragged the camel off the mule and asked the camel to compensate the woman for an eggplant.

On the 25th, Shen Shen went to Jin, Chen and Shen went together, but their peers disagreed. They wanted to take it all down, and Shen had a heart. Don't you know that it takes one heart to find gold, and it is difficult to find gold when you are distracted? Stark Chan and Shen Shen went home empty-handed.

26. Women in their twenties are like olives, which are chased and robbed by individuals. Women are like blue balls in their twenties, chasing each other. A woman in her twenties is like table tennis. Two people call each other. Women in their twenties are like golf. The farther they play, the better.

27. Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes.

28. There are 44 stone lions in Shishi Temple, and 44 stone lions eat 44 wet purple persimmons.

29, the pole is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the pole, and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not let the pole tie to the bench.

30. Shi Yong, Shi Yong, studies clocks and watches. After ten winters of hard work, I finally succeeded. Trial, very practical, "The Brave of the Lion" entered the bell, and loved to use it.

3 1, I live in the depths of an Internet cafe and don't know the way back. Sleeping in class by mistake, snoring, woke up all the students.

32. In the end, it will be stormy, and if it isn't, it can't escape. They are still like dead branches and leaves, unable to regenerate!

33. Chatting online is boring in real life. It's the same sex. Why report an error? Just tell the other person to be happy.

34, eight hundred pacesetters ran north slope, artillery ran side by side north slope; The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery gun.

35. The monk carries the soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk cooks soup at the top of the tower, and the soup is cooked in the soup sliding tower.

36. One-day life: stress righteousness in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength at night.

37. Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes.

38. Very strange, very strange. Strangely, the cricket trampled the old hen's balloon and damaged the big machine. This earthworm is 17 feet long.