Two interesting riddle stories

First, Li Bai reprimanded the county magistrate.

One day, Li Bai, a great poet in the Tang Dynasty, rode a little donkey. It was summer, and the scorching sun made Li Bai thirsty and his throat almost smoked. Li Bai thought it would be nice to have a hotel where I could have a good drink. Suddenly, he found a family not far ahead, picked a small flag and put it in front of the door. Li Bai was so happy that he drove the donkey directly to the small shop. When I got to the front, I saw that the flag said "good vinegar" instead of "wine"! Li Bai suddenly became cold. It turned out to be a vinegar shop. On second thought, it doesn't matter. A few sips of tea is better than thirst. So go ahead. When I entered the store, I saw a county magistrate sitting at the table in the room to have a rest. Li Bai said to the shopkeeper, "One person bites one person, and there is no monk in the bamboo forest. A woman with a son in her arms was born on 2 1? " The shopkeeper is a very clever man. He heard that Li Bai was asking him a poem riddle, and he was very moved. He replied, "What good vinegar is this?" ? To tell you the truth, this is the famous Shanxi mature vinegar, which tastes excellent. You can try it. Li Bai said, "I can buy a pot of vinegar, but I am too thirsty, so I trouble the shopkeeper to make a pot of tea." Then he took out the silver and handed it to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper happily made tea for Li Bai and chose an altar of vinegar. Li Bai picked up the teapot and gulped it down, then said to the shopkeeper, "There are no birds in the goose mountain, and everyone loves women in the west." A big mouth swallows a small mouth, and three points of water are less than. " The shopkeeper nodded and replied, "You mean' I want to go back'. Thank you for coming to our shop, sir. " Li Bai was just about to step out of the vinegar altar when the county magistrate stood up and shouted, "You are so shallow, how dare you chew words in front of this official!" " Li Bai glanced at him and said word for word: "The beans are at the foot of the mountain, the moon is hanging in the air, and the firewood is not seen. Wang Li is a family!" Say, go out, get on the donkey, and walk away with a whip. Li Bai said, "How dare you!" But the stupid magistrate didn't know the meaning, but after listening to it, he laughed to himself. I think, yes, I am like the bright moon, and he is the bean at the foot of the mountain; My surname is Wang and my wife is Li. We are a family!

Second, Wang Anshi's crossword puzzle recruited extremely talented people.

Wang Anshi intended to have another person who was extremely well-read, but after reading a few books, he didn't like it. On this day, the family found another extremely, and invited Wang Daren to have a look.

Wang Anshi asked him a few questions, and the little guy answered well. Wang Anshi didn't say anything when he saw that he was clever. He wrote a few lines on a piece of paper and gave them to his family: January and January, half of February; Above is cultivated land, below is a long-flowing river; There are six people in a family, and the two families don't get together. The family looked at it, pondered for a while, and finally understood the meaning of the master, leaving the little guy behind.

Readers, Wang Anshi wrote a crossword puzzle, and the answer is one word. Can you guess what it is? It is a word "use"

Third, Liang Shanbo asked for directions.

One day, Liang Shanbo went to Zhujiazhuang to visit his old friend Zhu Yingtai. Colorful and picturesque along the way. While enjoying the beautiful scenery, Liang Shanbo came to a fork in the road. Therefore, Liang Shanbo doesn't know which way to go. Suddenly, he found an old man resting under a big stone at a nearby intersection. So he stepped forward, bowed respectfully to the old man and asked, "Excuse me, old man, how can I get to Zhujiazhuang?" When the old man saw that he was a scholar, he didn't answer, but he went around behind the big stone, put his head out to look at Liang Shanbo and smiled. Then, the old man patted the dirt on his body and walked to the road where Liang Shanbo had just come.

This can fool Liang Shanbo. The old man didn't give directions or answer, but went around behind the stone, leaned out and looked at me with a straight smile. It's really annoying But Liang Shanbo thought, there must be an article in it. He pondered the scene carefully and blurted out, "So that's it!"

So he walked to Zhujiazhuang according to the direction pointed out by the old man.

Can you guess which way Liang Shanbo took?

It turned out that the old man set a riddle for Liang Shanbo to guess, and the answer was exactly the way Liang Shanbo wanted to ask. The old man went around behind the stone and stuck his head out, which means "stone". Isn't it right to stand out again? So, Liang Shanbo chose the right road and went straight to Zhujiazhuang.

Fourth, a cash cow

Once upon a time, there was a man who was lazy when he was a child. When he grew up, he still kept his bad habits, eating, drinking and having fun all day. Later, he destroyed all his father's inheritance and couldn't even eat. In this way, he would rather be hungry than go to work.

One day, he heard that there was a kind of cash cow. As long as he finds this tree and shakes it with his hand, the money will fall. The lazy man thought: I must find a cash cow. If I find it, I will have endless prosperity in my life.

So he asked everyone: "Where is the cash cow? Do you have a cash cow here? " People were asked inexplicably, thinking that they had met a psychopath and no one paid attention to him. In this way, he asked for ninety-nine days and didn't get a result. Although he was exhausted, he still didn't give up.

On the hundredth day, he saw an energetic old farmer working in the field and asked, "Grandpa, do you know where there is a cash cow?" The old man looked him up and down, then smiled and said to him, "The cash cows you are looking for are everywhere." Hearing this, the lazy man quickly said, "Grandpa, please take me to find one." The old man waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'll tell you what the cash cow looks like. Find it yourself." Listen: "cash cow, two branches, two branches, ten buds, shake it, blossom golden flowers, and rely on it for daily necessities." The lazy man wakes up like a dream and thanks the old man again and again. Since then, he has become rich day by day according to the advice of the old man. Tell me, what is the cash cow that the old man said? Why can lazy people live a good life in the future? Yes, the "cash cow" that the old man said is "hand".

Verb (abbreviation for verb) borrows clothes.

One year on New Year's Eve, the couple discussed going to visit their parents-in-law on the first day of the first month. However, the uncle was born in a poor family and didn't even have a decent dress. So shabby, how dare he visit his father-in-law? He frowned and planned to borrow clothes from the Liu family next door. It happened that Sanliu was not at home, only Sanliu's wife was at home. So the poor uncle said to Liu Sansao, "Sister-in-law, I'm going to visit my father-in-law with my wife tomorrow, but I'm too poor to fill my stomach, let alone have a decent dress." Please be kind enough to lend me the dress for one day. "Say that finish, he pointed to the gown on the table. Mrs. Liu Sansao said with a smile, "One gown, there is no first day in the first month. What year do you worship? " Hearing this, the poor son-in-law felt cold in his heart. Obviously, the first month has the first day. How can she say there is no first day? Obviously unwilling to lend it to me.

So, the poor uncle angrily walked out of the door of Sanliu, muttering: "Hum, there is no first month, there is no first month." Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he suddenly realized that he had just visible and walked back to Liu Sangu. He thanked Liu Sansao, picked up the gown on the table and went home happily.

Friends, how did the poor uncle find out that Liu Sansao agreed to lend him his gown?

It turns out that Liu Sansao's words are crossword puzzles. "There is no first day in the first month" is a riddle. Type a word. The answer is Ken. Here, the method of increasing loss clutch is used, and it is synthesized in the first month. If there is no first day, remove the word "one" and it will become "Ken". Do you think Mrs. Liu Sansao is clever? And this poor uncle is really smart enough!

Six, the farmer clever reasoning drama scholar

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who was full of vinegar and showed off his "knowledge" everywhere. He thinks he is good at guessing riddles, so he often makes riddles for others to guess. But every time he can't beat others, others win at a guess.

One day, he got bored and went out for a stroll. Unconsciously, I went to the suburbs and saw an old farmer bowing his head and hoeing in the field. The scholar thought, this is the opportunity. What can the old farmer learn by playing with shovels and hoes all day? How about I test him with a riddle and show him my knowledge? So the scholar went up to the farmer and said, "Farmer, I have a little riddle. I wonder if you can guess? " The old farmer replied, "Go." The scholar said, "Jiro, a long-legged boy, buzzed into the bridal chamber and wanted to drink cinnabar wine when he saw the king of hell." The old farmer couldn't help laughing and immediately said, "I have a riddle here, too." Please guess: "As soon as the signal rings, the matchmaker gets on the runway, and after a lap, the matchmaker disappears. "

Hearing this, the scholar froze, scratched his head and couldn't remember for a long time. Seeing his embarrassment, the old farmer smiled and said, "Tell you the truth, your answer ran away when you saw mine." The scholar was ashamed and ran away. It turns out that the scholar's answer is "mosquito" and the old farmer's answer is "mosquito-repellent incense". Mosquitoes don't escape when they see mosquito-repellent incense.

Seven, sell paintings for free.

At the end of the Qing dynasty, there was a Taoist priest who traveled around. This Taoist priest is knowledgeable, can draw good pictures, and especially loves guessing riddles.

One day, he came to Beijing. I think people say that Kyoto is full of talents, so I want to see it with my own eyes. So he drew a picture carefully. It's a black-haired poodle. This dog is vividly painted, especially its shiny black fur, which makes people full of praise. When the Taoist priest came to the downtown area, he hung the painting on the side of the road, which immediately attracted many pedestrians to watch. Someone bought this painting. The Taoist priest smiled and said, "I don't want to sell this painting, and I don't want to sell it at any price." There is a word hidden in this painting. If anyone guesses, I'll give it to him for free. "When you listen, there are such cheap things in the world, and all the good photos you get for nothing are scrambled to guess. But after guessing for a long time, no one guessed right.

At this moment, I saw an old man. He separated everyone, stepped forward, picked up the painting, rolled it up, picked it up, and left without saying anything. Everyone was shocked, and the Taoist priest came forward and asked, "Old man, didn't you guess?" Why did you take my painting? "The old man remained silent and went out. Everyone also shouted noisily, "Hey, don't take the painting yet. What is the answer? " The old man seems to be deaf, but he didn't say a word, just kept talking. When the Taoist saw this, he couldn't help laughing: "Bingo! Guess! "

Why do you think the old man guessed right?

It turns out that Taoist priest is a riddle. The "black dog" in the painting means "black dog". "Black" and "dog" together, is the word "silent". So the old man was silent from beginning to end. No wonder the Taoist priest said he was right.

Eight, Qiao Lian is safe

There is a classmate named Anning. He studies hard and likes reading books when he is free. But several other students in the college are different. After school, they throw away their schoolbags, play cards or chat, and often break into Anning's house to make trouble, making it restless all day.

I am tired of peace, and it is not easy to drive them away in public. Later, he finally came up with an idea and posted a pair of couplets on both sides of his door: the city of ancient Vietnam; It is said that the green hills go up the mountain.

Those who made trouble saw this couplet and thought about it. We became unwelcome people, so we were embarrassed to disturb the peace again.

Can you guess the meaning of couplets?

This couplet puzzle adopts separation method. "Ancient" and "Moon" synthesize "Hu" and "City" in "Gate" synthesize "Noisy". The answer in the first part is Noisy. "Yan" and "Qing" synthesize "please", "mountain" means "out", and the answer at the bottom is "please". Join together: nonsense please come out!

Criticize those students skillfully in the form of couplets to win a quiet learning environment for themselves. The idea of Anning students is very clever.