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Take a vegetarian bath

The dinner on this day is always rich!

After dinner, the leader of the inspection team burped and asked the person in charge of a certain unit stiffly, er ... er ... and then ... er ... how do we ... arrange ... how do we arrange?

The supreme leader caters to the commanding leader, bows down and answers, and is a vegetarian.

Um ... um ... good ... good ... so ... vegetarian bath?

Mm-hmm.

In less than ten minutes, a group of six people filed into the top floor bath center.

The top leader handed five room cards in five luxury boxes and five envelopes containing 1000 yuan in cash to five people in the inspection team respectively, and told them the random password of each room card. Later, the hostess wearing cheongsam blocked the door of the luxury box.

This way, please hold out your right hand and point to a passage at the corner.

The person in charge nodded and responded with a smile. He knew that at the end of that passage, it was an ordinary bath.

Although it is an ordinary bath, there are people who are ready to wait, but that person is not only a young heterosexual who is in charge of a box, but a young gay who is in charge of dozens of bunks in the hall.

With the click of the security door closing at the end of the passage, the soft music permeating the passage came to an abrupt end.

The ordinary bath is divided into three areas, and ground glass stands between each area to block the line of sight. Above the frosted glass, there is a long LCD screen showing their respective water temperatures: room temperature, water temperature 38 degrees; In the middle temperature zone, the water temperature is 43 degrees; High temperature area, water temperature 48 degrees.

First, the top leaders soak in the normal temperature zone for about five minutes, and then enter the middle temperature zone. As for the high temperature area, he is afraid to enter. Although he is only fifty years old, he knows his health best and must not do whatever he wants.

In the hazy mist, the first hand stretched out its limbs and put on a big font. After a while, he took a deep breath, dived into the water and held his heart for 60 times. Then, he put his head out and floated his body on the water.

In this pool of nearly sixty or seventy square meters, he is alone, so no matter what posture he changes, he doesn't have to take into account other people's opinions.

After soaking in hot water, the strength of the wine quickly came up. After a while, the boss was a little sleepy.

Confused, the top leaders remembered the recent hectic days. After receiving the notice that the inspection team was coming, he began to deal with the preparations for the inspection, reporting materials, field visits, the sudden appearance of the masses, the general content of on-site questions, the screening of hotels, and the detailed arrangements for every minute, all of which were formulated in the implementation plan, and the executors and supervisors were clearly defined, which were watertight, orderly, tight inside and loose outside, and tense and orderly.

He personally received the hostess. She is about 30 years old, with a bachelor's degree, looks, figure, speech, etc. , and must be close to the Xiaojiabiyu type, especially the height, must not exceed 1.65 meters, because the height of the team leader is 1.72 meters.

He also personally counted the five opposite sex masseurs in the luxury box of the bath center. Among them, the group leader's masseur must not be over twenty years old and must have never given birth. The rest of the masseurs must also have no children, and their age can be relaxed to around thirty. Service ability must be omnipotent.

Drinking is forbidden at lunch every day. Worrying about the bad influence is only one aspect, and worrying about the influence on the inspection results is the most important. Every time you have a dinner, you should arrange drinking and control the amount of alcohol at a just right level. If you drink less, you won't enjoy yourself, but if you drink too much, it will affect the effect of after-dinner activities.

The inspection time is three days. This is the last day. Before dinner, the team leader whispered the grading results. After breakfast tomorrow, the staff will submit formal written materials.

Well, there must be something wrong. How can there be no problem? No problem found, then the inspection team is here to make a living. Don't you think so? Hmm?

Right, right, right, right The top leaders quickly echoed.

The team leader patted the shoulder and went straight to the bathroom without saying a word.

The top leaders understand the meaning of clapping, which means that if the activity after dinner is satisfactory, the score will be high tomorrow morning, otherwise it will be lower. Every time the scores are checked, there is a gap between several districts and counties, sometimes it is 0.0 1, sometimes it is 0. 15, and sometimes it is 0.00 1. Grandpa, who doesn't know the invention or discovery of the decimal point, will be angry if he knows that the decimal point is used in this way.

Hello, boss. Excuse me, would you please wipe your back? There are still few people at this time?

Immersed in the atmosphere of stream of consciousness, the supreme leader suddenly raised his head and followed the sound. Beyond the mist, he saw a man in his forties, wearing briefs, standing with his hands hanging down and his eyes begging for his perfect nude.

Well, he replied, leaving the water.

While the person in charge obediently lies on the back scrubbing bed and gives his body to the back scrubbing master, he releases his thoughts and thoughts, fantasizes about the scenes in five luxury boxes, and can't help but feel excited physically and mentally.

The cleaner in the back asked enthusiastically, do you want me to help you arrange it?

Oh ... no, no,no. You do your thing. You do your thing.

In order to divert attention and relieve his high excitement, the top leader talked with the cleaners behind him. Hey, what, it's a meat bath, but it's a vegetarian bath? What kind of bath is a real vegetarian bath?

The cleaner behind smiled, his mouth full of neat teeth, dazzling white. This is jargon! It's the other way around.

So, what is a real vegetarian bath? The boss asked again.

Okay ... you're taking a real vegetarian bath. Can't you see that people who take a shower, wipe their backs and run errands all carry handles?

The colonel instantly understood, grinned and smiled.

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Less than seven o'clock the next morning, the top leaders arrived at the hotel. On the sofa in front of the restaurant, they brushed their mobile phones while waiting for the inspection team.

Breakfast in the restaurant is from 7: 30 to 9: 00. Just after 8: 30, the team leader walked to the head of the team himself, with light steps. The colonel stood up quickly, with a smile on his face and looked at the leader.

The team leader grabbed the shoulder of the first hand and put his lips on the ear of the first hand, unable to restrain his excitement and whispered, in a word, cool! Two words, very cool! Three words, very cool!

A smell of My Sweetie toothpaste poured into the boss's nose, along the respiratory tract, and filled the boss's whole lungs.

This year's inspection results, the top leader's unit, won the first place in the city for the first time. When the supreme leader stood on the podium, holding the first medal in his hand and smiling at the audience and the camera, I don't know why, suddenly there was a smell of toothpaste from My Sweetie in his lungs, mixed with sour water, and the spring water entered his mouth, making him turn around instinctively. At the same time, he quickly vacated a hand, reached into his trouser pocket and took out a spare paper towel. ...