Ask for a sketch script [urgently]

As a revolutionary literary fighter, A must always go deep into the masses of workers, peasants and soldiers.

Second, learn from and serve the broad masses of workers, peasants and soldiers.

A I get a lot every time I go out.

B Oh, where have you been recently?

A I went abroad.

B Oh, foreign cross talk?

Can foreign countries understand cross talk?

B it doesn't matter if you don't understand, there is an interpreter.

A: Oh, there is an interpreter standing next to the actor. What about the translation?

B that would be great.

Now let's start a cross talk.

B winobigan, uh, Klosterstock.

Crosstalk is a folk art in China.

E- Cross established Keye Sefuke in yinchana.

A lively and aggressive.

Yi tai lai si Li fu an Mi Le Teng te

The form of a is that shoes don't have thorns-really (needles) are good; Dogs drive ducks away.

B it's ...

One turns over!

B I can't translate it How can I translate so many witticisms?

A So cross talk abroad is limited by language.

B Then why did you go abroad?

I have another assignment.

B why are you going?

Following the instructions of the great leader Chairman Mao, I honorably fulfilled my internationalist obligations and went abroad to help build railways.

B Well, you went to Tanzania and Zambia.

A Yes, do you know that place?

B Isn't that Africa?

Yes, that place is far from us!

B how far is it?

I calculated that it is more than 20 kilometers.

More than 20 kilometers That's not Africa, that's Tongzhou!

What are you doing in Tongzhou?

B didn't you say more than twenty kilometers?

A Yes, it's more than 20 kilometers.

How much is b?

More than ten thousand kilometers!

Wow! You left a big number? ! How have you got there so far?

We are on the ocean liner Friendship.

oh

A starts from Guangzhou, goes out of the Pearl River Estuary, passes through Wanshan Islands, Xisha Islands and Nansha Islands in the South China Sea, then passes through Indonesia's Zengmu shoal, Singapore and Sumatra, passes through the Straits of Malacca, enters the Indian Ocean, passes through Gan Island and Seychelles, reaches Victoria, and then goes 1808 to reach Tanzania.

B that's a long way.

A: Although China, Tanzania and Zambia are separated from Wan Li, the hearts of the three peoples are linked together.

B is right!

Our ship has been sailing at sea for fourteen days and nights. In the morning, I stood on the deck, holding the railing of the ship and looking at the east.

what are you reading?

A red sun rises in Ran Ran, and the sun shines brightly, illuminating the tranquil sea. Bright five-star red flags are flying in the blue sky. "Friendship" braved the wind and waves, full of the deep friendship of the people of China.

B it's really poetic.

Then the horn sounded: "Attention, passengers!" ! The front will reach Dar es Salaam, the capital of Tanzania! Tanzania is a beautiful country with vast fertile land, hardworking and brave people, dense virgin forests and rich underground treasures. The African people with a tradition of struggle broke away from the shackles of old and new colonialism and won today's independence. The African people are awakening and Tanzania is moving forward! "

B African people stand up!

"Comrades, the Tanzanian and Zambian people have always supported the revolutionary cause of the people of China. In order to restore China's legitimate seat in the United Nations, they fought with dozens of countries until they won the final victory. When building the Tanzania-Zambia Railway, survey

The team members contribute their strength to the friendship between the Chinese and African people! "

B great!

A When our foreign aid soldiers heard this broadcast, they excitedly crowded onto the deck, all dressed neatly, wearing Chairman Mao's badge on their chests, full of energy, smiling and staring at the front.

B what's in front?

A beautiful Africa unfolds before us: fields, coconut groves, rows of trees and rows of people. There were men and women, old and young, talking and laughing, singing and dancing in the crowd, and everyone shouted in unison: Calibuni, Calibuni!

What does this mean?

This is Swahili: welcome, welcome!

Oh, African friends warmly welcome you.

A: Yes, our foreign aid fighters also warmly waved their thanks to our African friends.

B: That's right.

As soon as I saw this scene, I climbed to the height of the ship in three steps.

What are you doing climbing so high?

A climbs high and can see clearly.

B yes.

I climbed to a very high place and waved to my African friends. Oh, dear! Why is it so hot?

Hmm? No, that place has a maritime climate, and the highest temperature is thirty or forty degrees.

It's thirty or forty degrees hot.

B fifty or sixty degrees?

Have a fever!

B 80-90 degrees?

Have a fever!

B don't heat it, or the pot will boil if it is heated again!

A it's hotter than boiling!

B Why is it so hot?

An African friend is full of enthusiasm for us, so excited that we are all hot together!

B it's hot enough.

A waited for the boat to dock, stepped off the deck, bid farewell to the welcoming crowd, got on the bus, left the dock, crossed the bustling capital and came to our survey team station.

B Which hotel are you staying at?

A: We didn't come as guests. We didn't stay in a hotel.

B Which hotel are you staying at?

We will start our own business instead of going to a restaurant.

Which guest house are you staying at?

A We study here. We don't need entertainment.

What about you ... you have to find a place to live anyway!

A Sure, we live in a great place, with our back to the mountains and facing the sea. This room has a big roof, a soft carpet and a big garden around it, with butterflies and flowers everywhere.

Oh, I see, you live in a villa!

No, there are no trees in that place except coconut grove!

B what? I mean the villa you live in!

This is the residence of our surveyor.

B Where is the room with a big roof?

A tent with a top, a big bottom and a big roof.

That soft carpet?

A is a meadow.

B is surrounded by a big garden?

A That place has beautiful scenery and pleasant climate, just like a big garden.

B Butterflies are flying and flowers are in full bloom?

A There are four seasons like spring in that place, and all kinds of vegetables are growing all year round. Cabbage withered and radish blossomed; Rape flowers have withered and spinach has blossomed; Cucumber blossoms, pepper blossoms; The leek was planted and the eggplant blossomed. ...

B Hey, why are there leeks and eggplant here?

This is our vegetable field!

B Oh, grow your own vegetables!

We were warmly welcomed by African friends at the gate of the station. As soon as the workers of the two countries met, they talked and laughed like old friends they had not seen for years. An old African worker squeezed into the crowd, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Rafik, Vaccina, Rafik, Vaccina!" " "

What does "Wachner" mean?

A From China.

How about "Rafik"?

A friend

B Oh, my friend from China.

A, I have to say something when people talk to me.

Of course.

I said, "Thank you, China is Rafik ... Tanzania is Rafik, Zambia is Rafik, and the people of China, Tanzania and Zambia are Rafik together!"

B cough! Who can understand you when you say that?

A It seems that the language barrier really affects the emotional communication with African friends.

B what should we do?

A Xue! Determined to study, we must break through the language barrier and contribute to the friendship between the people of China, Tanzania and Zambia.

B: Yes!

After a period of hard work and enthusiastic teaching from African friends, I can say a few common words.

Let me ask you something. What do you think of this job?

A Kufania Qazi.

B where to study?

A learning name is: Kuji Wind Miscellaneous.

B Learn from Tan Hezan's friends?

Gakujifeng Zakwamalafik.

Say hello to friends?

Gakujifeng Zakwamalafik.

B Salute your friends?

Gakujifeng Zakwamalafik.

Thank you, friend?

Party a and party b Kujifeng Zakua Malafik.

B Why do you always study?

A It's right to always study. Let me ask you, is the revolutionary spirit of African people's consistent anti-imperialism and anti-colonialism worth learning?

B it's worth learning.

Is the revolutionary spirit of African people's hard work and courage to struggle worth learning?

B it's worth learning.

A: So study, study and study again.

B it seems that you are learning well!

Answer yes! Because we have convenient conditions, we get along with our African friends day and night.

B contact African friends every day?

Let's fight side by side, draw pictures together, survey together, wear dense forests together, mow grass together, climb mountains together and cross rivers together. ...

B are all together?

Hey! Through this, we can deepen our understanding and enhance our friendship.

B Yes, so that we can learn from our African friends better.

Once, our African friends led us to do field work together, crossing the wasteland full of tall grass, wading through the rushing river and climbing the undulating mountains. Just as we were preparing for the survey, there was a sudden thunderbolt and it began to rain! At that time, I risked my life

The rain kept falling. ...

B wait a minute. It's called downpour. What do you think of tanks?

My jar is bigger than the washbasin.

B Oh, that's not true.

Yes, we fought in the pouring rain. Mardin, an African friend who measured with us, came running in a raincoat. "Hey, Rafik, put it on for you!" I said, "no, no, otherwise, you can wear it!" Otherwise, Lao Zhao will wear it! Otherwise, Mu Xin will wear it for you, or ... none of us will wear it! "

What's the matter?

A is soaked!

B Yes, it seems that the conditions of field work are still very difficult.

Although the conditions in A are difficult, everyone said heroically, "Brawly is vast and intertwined, with rivers and seas covering the sky. The sons and daughters of Africa have many ambitions, so it will be called a railway crossing the river. "

Expressed the lofty sentiments and aspirations of the African people.

A friend said, "The downpour will never stop, just like a natural bath. Wipe it with a piece of soap and all the mud will be washed away. "

B what revolutionary optimism!

A friend also said, "We must build this railway to contribute to the prosperity of the motherland."

This is the common aspiration of the revolutionary people.

A In order to find out this railway quickly and economically, friends will fight with us!

B go over mountains and mountains and cut through thorns.

Fight with water!

Second, go through thick and thin, and fight bad waves.

Fight with people together!

Expose all the plots of the enemy.

Fight with cows!

B wants to fight with cows ... well, what is the bullfight for?

Do you know what kind of cow it is?

What cow?

A is a kind of bison in the virgin forest of Africa!

B bison? What is it like?

This kind of cow, A, is very big. Each cow weighs a ton.

B yes!

Nothing else, bull's-eye. ...

B how big is it?

A it's so big Niuti ...

B how big is it?

A it's so big head of a cow ...

B how big is it?

A it's so big A cowardly temper ...

B how big is it?

Is there an "A" theory for stubbornness? Anyway, he is so grumpy that even lions and elephants dare not provoke him.

B Why are there all kinds of animals here?

The area around A is called "Nature Zoo".

B then be sure to pay attention!

That day, when we were surveying in the virgin forest, we heard a bison come out with a "moo". That cow jumps, jumps, barks and barks!

Oh, no!

It's okay, just hold your horses. At this time, an African friend ran head-on to shoot bison. I said, "Martin, no, get out of the way! Musinga, get behind me! Don't worry, Lao Zhao, I'm here! "

B and you?

I'll hide.

B, hide?

I hid in favorable terrain, picked up a shotgun, "pa! Bang! Hey! " It was three shots.

B killed bison?

I am afraid of it.

B are you sure you don't want to fight?

Wild animals are the precious wealth of African people, and they cannot be easily harmed unless absolutely necessary.

Yes, take care of everything in Africa.

The bison flew into a rage when he heard the gunshot. He rushed at me. What do you think I should do in the face of this monster?

B, get out of the way

I dodged. What if I hurt my African friends?

Go back and call someone!

One, it is too late.

B Then you can spell it!

A Isn't that beautiful?

B what can we do?

At this critical moment, A heard gunshots across the street and an African friend appeared. The bison turned around after hearing the gunshot. "Ah! I rushed at him.

Oh, you are out of danger! What about that African friend?

After a while, African friends also ran back.

B: What's the matter?

This is an African hunting policeman. In order to protect the safety of workers in China, he introduced bison into the virgin forest regardless of his personal safety.

How touching!

A: That's right. I am so excited that I don't know what to say. I held his hand and said, "friend, you are really ... good!" "

B what?

When A gets excited, I forget all the words I have learned.

B you should thank others!

A: Yes, I said, "Rafik, Assange, Sana 'a!" "

B African friends have given us a lot of help.

There are many ways to say that African friends have helped us. Once, our car brought an urgent patient, and on the way, the water tank was used up!

So what should we do?

After a local villager in Zambia found it, he put a bucket on his head and sent water from the foot of the mountain. What do you suggest I do?

B thank you! "Rafik, Assange, Sana 'a!"

A: Yes! Another time, our car got stuck in a mud pond, and the local villagers jumped into knee-deep water, pushed and pulled, and dragged the car up.

B you should thank others! "Rafik, Assange, Sana 'a!"

A what?

B friend, thank you!

A I ran over a chicken in my hometown.

Rafik, Assange ... Oh, no. ..

What do you think I should do?

B apologize and pay the price.

Answer yes! Grandpa said, "You killed a chicken and gave it back to me?"

This is our three major disciplines and eight points for attention!

A "Once, a foreign boss killed a cow. Not only did he not pay me back, but he also slapped me twice and punished me for working for him for half a day!"

B why doesn't he pay?

A said my cow was in his way.

B why did you hit someone?

A "said my cow had caused him trouble."

Why do you want to work for him?

A "said my cow stained his car."

B it's really unreasonable.

Uncle Jia Gongya held my hand with tears in his eyes, and he was speechless for a long time. When he heard the news that we were going back to China, it was really inseparable. He came from fifty miles away and brought two banana saplings.

What does this mean?

A He said: "One tree represents the people of China, and the other tree represents us to treat each other honestly, praise the people, let it thrive, and let our friendship last forever like Mount Kilimanjaro!"

B is serious!

An old lady went on to say, "Thank you for your help." I said, "Aunt, I can't thank you. This is the duty of our internationalism. We can't help either. We support each other and help each other. If you say thank you,

First of all, we want to thank the African people for their consistent support and help. "

B that's right!

A: "This is a banner that I gave to my friend on behalf of all the members of the investigation team."

What's written on B?

A: "The Chinese and African people are heart to heart, hand in hand and marching side by side. Tanzania and Zambia have forged friendship with the railway, all loves."

B ok!

At this time, our car will start soon. You see: African friends who bid farewell enthusiastically shouted, "Kwahelini! Like Isababy! "

What does "Lini" mean?

Bye, bye.

B (gesturing) What about this action?

A man's "goodbye"

B what about this action?

A girl's "goodbye"

oh

A We were still shouting in the car: "Praise Lini!" "

B "praise Lini!"

A "Lini!"

B "praise Lini!"

A ..

Why is there no sound?

A car turned the corner. (End)

Warm sketch-friendship lasts forever?

Both girls and girls' good friends like a boy.

The friend who was originally a girl liked him first, and called the girl to express her confession, but the boy didn't like it.

She, the girl's friend Luo U, wrote for a long time, but she still likes him silently, hoping that he will change his mind one day.

One day, the girl found herself in love with the boy her good friend liked. She didn't know how to tell her good friend. She was very sad.

It has been a long time. She found a free-flowing physical education class and told her frankly.

The girl's good friend said happily after listening

"How nice! We have similar interests again. 」

Since then, the girl and her good friend have been sending instant messages together, and when he goes online, they are excited about a photo of him.

For a long time, I cursed him because he was not online, saying that the girl standing next to him in the photo was not beautiful, so I took pictures together.

Smile together and cheer together.

Gradually, they found their friendship, because he, like wrought iron with impurities removed, didn't feel messy.

Love is mixed among them, not jealous or jealous, but full of blessings.

Time flies, 10 years have passed, and the girls are dressed up to be bridesmaids of good friends and brides of boyfriends.

Under the witness of the priest, two couples, the boys they all loved at the beginning, happily participated in the honeymoon for four.

Happy pregnancy together, happy feeling together, the first taste of the joy of motherhood, and the first feeling together.

What they said at the same time after they confessed their failure.

Auld Lang Syne (end)

Old classmates (funny campus sketches)

Actor: Xiao Dan, a small stone and an old cadre with eight miscellaneous noodles.

Xiao Dan: Well, it's been more than ten years since I graduated from college. It's hard for my classmates to meet each other in those years. Some of them have money, others have no money. The poor did not escape from the rich, and both the rich and the poor were speechless. Students' feelings can't be wasted, so today's class reunion is just to exchange feelings, whether drunk or not, hehe. (cleaning the house)

Noodles: Xiao Dan, why are you still busy? Cook quickly. Old classmates are coming soon. Hey, I still have to say something to you: it's not too late today. Remember that Zhao Weifeng is the focus of today's party. He is now the manager of Xin enterprise, and he is 100% rich. If we make him happy today, then we will keep the golden rice bowl, hahahaha!

Xiao Dan: Why are you so greedy? Do classmates also want to talk about money?

Noodles: Xiao Dan, why are you so ignorant? Classmates, classmates are all the same, but their studies are different. If he doesn't study hard, he won't be angry with us if he is poor. If he studies hard, his money proves that he works hard. You're like xin jing Water. This is hard to predict. You took part in many activities, but you didn't study hard. I heard that you lost your job after graduation. Now you farm at home. Why do you think this is?

Xiao Dan: Xin is also a classmate. You can't favour one over the other.

Noodles: Ah, yes, you once had an affair with the new water mirror. No wonder you have been defending him. Don't have sex in front of me, and don't blame me for making him stop eating!

Dan: You! Hum! (Angry) (Noodles sit down and read the newspaper)

Si Tong: (answers the phone) Outside! I am Zhao Weifeng. Oh, manager Xin, don't worry about coming to the chop suey's house for reunion. I'll make it clear. Goodbye!

Open the door!

Noodles: Here we are. Hello. Who are you?

Stone: I'm Zhao Weifeng!

Big miscellaneous noodles: Feng Wei, alas! (Hugging) I miss you so much. We have not seen each other for ten years. I miss you so much! How is your mother?

Si Tong: Not bad!

Noodles: How is your father?

Si Tong: Not bad!

Noodles: Is everything all right at home?

Si Tong: Not bad!

(Xiao Dan comes out)

Xiao Dan: Oh, dear! Small stone!

Si Tong: Huh? Who are you?

Bedding face: small stone? Hey? This is manager Zhao Weifeng. How could you? ...

Xiao Dan: Ah, it's Manager Zhao. Sit down and talk!

(Zhao Weifeng's cell phone rings, answer the phone)

Stone: Outside, Manager Xin! What? Ok, I'll be right there!

Old classmate, my company has something to leave at once, okay? Let's get together again sometime!

(Zhao Weifeng)

Mixed noodles: it's over, it's over, he's gone, what else is there in this reunion? Jiaozi, come and have tea!

(Go ahead, knock at the door)

Xiao Dan: Who is it?

Laoganba: Me!

Xiao Dan: Old Gamba?

Old Gamba: Dan? Be in favor of

Xiao Dan: Yes!

Noodles: Who is Xiao Dan?

Xiao Dan: Come in, old chap! Yan Jun, look who's here.

Noodles: Ah, send the gas tank and put it inside!

Xiao Dan: He looks like an old classmate of ours.

Big noodles: old dry bar? Which old guy?

Old Gamba: Don't you know me? Noodles? You forgot me, I remember you!

Noodles: My name is Zhang Junyan, not noodles. Sit in it (disdainfully).

Xiao Dan: (holding the hand of the old dry bar) What are you doing now, old dry bar? I haven't seen you for a long time.

Laoganba: Ah, mine. ...

Noodles: Cough! Xiao Dan, you go and boil some water!

Laoganba: Big noodles! No, Zhang Junyan, what are you doing now?

Noodles: Ah, nothing! Just a few small projects!

Old Gamba: What event?

Bedding face: Ah, nothing, just heating the Polaris, shallowing the Pacific Ocean, cloning a North Korea, and then filling the black hole.

Laoganba: Eh! Then you are quite busy!

Noodles: Hehe, just so-so! What are you writing, old classmate?

Laoganba: Compared with you, I am far from encouraging crops all day.

Face: (proud) Nothing, I can handle one or two thousand a year!

Laoganba: No, it's only eight or nine hundred-ten thousand a year!

Noodles: Ah, eight or nine hundred? Wan? I'm not saying you're an old man. What are you bragging about with me? Ah, we were all from the countryside. Who doesn't know how much money we earn a year, huh? Do you have any difficulties to come to me? What are you pretending? Not that I can't help you. I have hundreds of thousands of family businesses now, and there are several bicycles alone. The' 89 can be pushed later. It's okay. Don't always get tired of walking. Ride it!

Old Gamba: Well, I'm not leaving!

Noodles: Riding a donkey? That thing is more tired and painful, and it is not as good as a bicycle!

Laoganba: No. ...

(Xiao Dan)

Xiao Dan: What are you talking about? Come and drink water!

Noodles: Xiao Dan, take some of our rags to the old bar. It is too expensive to buy clothes.

Xiao Dan: Hey!

(Xiao Dan takes out a dress)

Noodles: Are you taking my clothes?

Xiao Dan: Then you won't tell the veteran cadres, will you?

Noodles: I'm talking about those you stuffed in the heating hole!

Dan: Can I still wear it?

Noodles: Can he still think of us, old Gamba?

Laoganba: Nothing, old classmates, always old classmates!

Xiao Dan: Fuck, haven't you eaten yet?

Noodles: Yes! Why don't people eat when they are old and shriveled? Besides, the vegetable oil in our house is too big. Can the old dry bus get used to it? What should I do if I have diarrhea in the future? Pack some steamed buns for the old Ganba to take away. Maybe the old Ganba is in a hurry!

Xiao Dan: Zhang Junyan, are you going a little too far?

Go ahead: Well, that's all right, Xiao Dan. Yan Jun, you are busy. I'll go first!

(Zhao Weifeng knocks at the door)

Noodles: Who is this? Stop.

(Open the door)

Noodles: Hey! Feng Wei! Oh, you miss me so much. That's great. Xiao Dan does it quickly. Don't go today. Stay here!

Stone: No, our director is here, isn't he?

Bedding face: director? Don't!

Old Gamba: (Come here) Stone, is everything done?

Stone: Brother Xin, it's done. Foreign direct funding of 20 million!

Laoganba: OK, let's go!

Noodles: Brother Xin! Oh, I miss you so much! Great, Xiao Dan, let's buy seafood. Brother Xin, don't go today. I will book you a hotel! Hey, make Longjing for Brother Xin. What are you doing with this rag? Brother Xin, sit down!

Old Gamba: Military vocabulary …

Noodles: Brother Xin, please call me Noodles Sample!

Old Gamba: Do you remember when you used to order noodles? Do you remember how your name came from?

Big mixed noodles: of course, my family was poor when I was a child. I take cornmeal to school every day. My classmates call me Da Mian, but no one looks down on me. They all came to help me!

Laogan Dad: At that time, I took a sugar steamed bun to school every day, and it was used to make your mixed noodles every time. It's not that I like to eat miscellaneous noodles, but I want you to know that there are feelings besides money in the world! Jun Yan, can you treat President Xin to seafood, stay in a hotel, and not even stay for a while? Old classmates, old classmates, even if we have more money, we can't forget our old classmates!

Bedding face: Go ahead! Whoo-

(Music begins)