Are there any humorous stories?

I have a teacher. I really admire him and want to invite him to visit my city. He is in another city. He's not coming. But I really want him to come and sit in front of him happily, and let him tell me stories of a hundred schools of thought, Buddhism and some great western philosophers. His family has more than 100,000 yuan of books. He is a scholar.

No matter how I invite him, he won't come.

That day, I asked him on the phone again, but he still couldn't speak. I said, "Teacher, you're here. I promise to make you happy."

"How to make a happy you come before the law?"

"I got two mouths to kiss your whole body. Flying together ensures that you are very comfortable. "

"Two mouths? Really? "

"Really."

"Is it beautiful?"

"I promise that every mouth is beautiful and sexy, and I will take the initiative when I kiss you."

"I like the initiative. Well, let me experience it. "

"Teacher, but I have one condition. You must obey me. " I said.

"Don't worry about the money, I'll pay."

"Of course, I will pay. I mean, I hope you don't come out for half an hour, so as not to hurt the passion of two mouths. "

"okay. I am willing to spend an hour. "

I smiled in my heart.

On Saturday morning, the teacher drove over early in the morning. I want to attend his lecture. He said, "Let's talk about it tonight. There is plenty of time in the evening. Now get down to business. "

Of course I know what he is talking about. So I invited my teacher to a hotel 60 miles away from the county seat. In a warm pool, I paid the teacher to enjoy the kiss of those two mouths.

The teacher lay comfortably in the pool. After more than a minute, he began to wake up.

The voice was so loud that no one had ever been so excited and howled.

After five minutes, he couldn't stand it any longer and had to run away. I said, "You promised not to hurt these lovely mouths."

The teacher said, "The problem is that only two mouths are used." There may be more than a thousand mouths here, which I can't stand. "The teacher said, and began to terrible bed.

I said, "But you promised. I paid for half an hour. "

He howled inside and said, "Too many mouths, too fierce!" " "

Hmm. You may know. I got the teacher into a fish therapy pool at the Xiaqimingxing Hot Spring Hotel in Luofu Mountain, our county. The last time I sat in it for only a few minutes, I was bitten by thousands of small mouths living in warm water. My howling in the pool became more and more tragic. Half an hour, I really don't know if the teacher can live. Don't!