How stingy are the meanest people you have ever seen?

Speaking of picking, I think of a blind date I met the other day. Originally, blind date was very exclusive, but my uncle introduced me and promised to meet. We contacted WeChat for a few days and met next to his community around 7 pm (both my aunts live in that community). After meeting, I walked all the way to the supermarket. I remembered that there was no gel cream, so I said to go to the supermarket to buy one. We went together, strolling from the first floor to the second and third floors, accompanied by michel platini, without asking me what I wanted to drink or eat. Finally, I took a bottle of gel cream to check out. I went to the cashier first, and I didn't want him to pay the bill, just over 20 yuan! He still didn't even mention a kind word after him. Let me pay the bill! When he came out, he said he didn't eat. He went to eat on the fourth floor of the supermarket and asked me politely if I had eaten. Well, ask me if I want to drink water this time. I said whatever. I ordered a cup of milk tea. Is it 5 yuan or 7 yuan? It slipped my mind. He asked for a bowl of porridge, some fried dumplings and a chopped green onion cake. Ten dollars at most! Over and over again. Eat it. I said I'm not hungry. Come back and walk all the way back! Well, it's gone back and forth for more than ten miles! I was asked to meet again the next day, and I refused. I don't want to go. I hurt my foot. I made an appointment again the next day, but I couldn't resist the urging of my family and went to see it again. I walked more than ten miles, and this time there was not even a bottle of water! I only said all the way that I was satisfied with him and had a good impression on him. If I marry him, I will be well treated and so on. He also boasted that he had a house and now he could afford a car of around100000. I said to myself, I have a car, although it is average, but it is also 150 thousand. I can't afford to buy100000 again. My house will be demolished, and I will have a house! There is nothing to show off! You just have some money, but if you keep digging like this, I'm afraid I'll really be with you, not only to support myself, but also to post it upside down! When I was at work, I chatted with my friends. My friend joked that I would scatter rice even if I wanted to catch birds! If you want to marry a daughter-in-law, you can bring a car and a house without spending money.

Ah! I will ignore him when I come back. Wechat told him that he thought he was a good man, but we were not suitable. He now asks me on WeChat SMS every day, "Why is it inappropriate? When I think he is not suitable, I must make it clear! Why can't you touch me ... "There are a lot of words on WeChat every day. Yesterday, I sent a text message asking me why I was so heartless! Oh, I said to myself, can I say that you are too picky? Besides, we were just kissing each other, so it was like we were in love, and then I dumped you! Too much drama is also a disease!

A friend of my husband's, both husband and wife are very stingy, once invited us to his house on the second day of the Lunar New Year. We went to pay New Year's greetings with gifts and arrived at two o'clock in the afternoon. We always sit in the living room and chat, just a few cups of tea and keep adding water. There are many snacks and dried fruits under the coffee table, but they are all covered. We are embarrassed to eat them. By six o'clock, we were not going to cook. We said we would go home and wouldn't let them go back. We had a good talk. Why don't you eat so late? Later, we invited their family, and I cooked a table of dishes. My husband said to show them what hospitality is! The second time, he invited us to his house for dinner and said that he had prepared a meal. There are three families and nine people, and one * * * only has four dishes, fried radish, broccoli, Chinese cabbage and cucumber slices. The plate is still small, saying that everyone usually eats too greasy, so we are going to eat lightly. I went, and we didn't have enough to eat at all, okay? Come to our house to eat braised beef ribs, and eat more than anyone else. Why not say greasy?

I had a boyfriend, too When he first started dating, he always suggested going to places like coffee on the island. Every time I check out, I don't think too much at first. I usually go out with boys once, and you invite me once, not because I don't want to take advantage of others. Until he went to the island once, he ordered a bunch of things. When I checked out, I deliberately said I wouldn't check out today. He said I had no money, but I said I didn't bring it. He really crossed me to get my bag. He sent me a message afterwards saying that all the money he earned was given to his parents, and his mother gave him 100 pocket money a month. Once his bike broke down and he had no money to repair it, so he walked home with a trolley for more than an hour! I didn't reply to him, he may think he has difficulties, but in my opinion, you don't have the money to go to McDonald's, there is no need to pretend to be X to go to a coffee shop! And I can't accept that family. Not just any family. I regret wasting my time for a month.

My colleague, female, drives a BMW. Nima has seen the most expensive goods in her life. Once, the department head and I were going to an exhibition and needed photos badly. The leader arranged for her to wash it. When the photo was developed, she received 24 yuan from the other party. It is normal for things to come here. Curiously, my photo is a ghost. Exhibitors can't scan it, so they need to hand it in at night. Our leader and I can't get her to lead the way to find the photo to be developed. At first she didn't want to and couldn't hold back. The leader said that she didn't do it well, so she had to bite the bullet and go to the photo studio. Because of the delay, our leader casually told the studio owner that the photo was haunted. You are really dark, and you received 24. Outside, as long as 5 yuan 1 board ... had not finished, the boss said, "How dare you say that? Because of the heavy washing, there is no charge for the photos of the two ... At that time, 10,000 grass mud horses rushed by, knowing that we were in such a hurry, Nima lost face all over the floor for dozens of dollars. This incident is still disgusting in recent years. "

My husband's colleague is also my cousin's uncle and aunt, who is really stingy. Once he asked me to help him buy a pressure cooker online. I bought it and spent 229 yuan. When I gave him money, I thought he would give me 230 yuan, and then I gave him another one. Give me my 229, there are nine pieces in it, and then tell me to keep the change! I didn't react at that time, and then I thought, how can I find the right money? Don't look for it next time. I bought him shoes, too. Don't give enough money, and then say, keep the change. Later, as soon as the money was not enough, I stopped looking. Speechless, they are relatives of my uncle's family. My little uncle runs a small factory. We live in the factory and look around. The two men work in their brother-in-law's factory, eat three meals a day in the factory, and then go back to their rented house to sleep. In order to save electricity for themselves, they boil hot water in the factory and take it away in a thermos. We used to invite them to dinner, but later we decided that these two people really couldn't do it, so we didn't invite them to dinner Too stingy. Go ahead if it's cheap. I don't want to lose anything! I'm really speechless

A friend of mine, we often eat together, but he never pays the bill and takes his wife and children with him every time he eats. After eating and drinking, he had to pack the rest and said that he would go back to feed the dog. As a result, a brother once went to his house and found him eating packed food. On one occasion, the two brothers discussed asking him to come out for dinner. In the private room, he arrived with his family as promised. We almost had a look. Those who go to the toilet go to the toilet, and those who rush to pay the bill rush to pay the bill. Only the three of them are indifferent and still eating. Let's go out and tell the cashier to go in and check out. We almost cried when he paid. There is also a friend who usually smokes three yuan for cigarettes and eats the cheapest. Clothes and shoes are all cheap. Every time he goes out to eat, he makes an excuse not to go. Later, I bought a house of 100 square meters and paid it in one lump sum. The key is the Wenchuan earthquake in 2008. This product donated 3000 yuan. My friends and I were shocked and never laughed at others for being stingy again.

I met a great colleague the year before last. Twenty-three years old, female. I don't want to say that she is a young girl. Because she is married and because she doesn't dress herself up, it seems that it has nothing to do with the word "young woman". Although she is young, she has a lot of flowers and intestines.

Go to work regardless of meals, eat breakfast, and tacitly implement AA system. Everyone takes turns to buy breakfast, which is nothing more than bean paste cake, steamed bread and mustard tuber. The fragrance of one yuan is fluttering, and the total is no more than ten yuan.

At first, we also bought her shares. She never wants to buy things for us. When she saw that we were going shopping, she waved in front of her, which meant not to forget her share. We had a hard time, so we bought her something.

After a month like this, some people don't want to whisper that she is so stingy. Why should we buy her something? I didn't buy it for her that morning. She came over and said solemnly, "I didn't have time to eat this morning and I was hungry." A colleague gave her mustard tuber and half a cake.

I went back to work after lunch. I guess she didn't eat and kept shouting "Hungry". I asked her if she didn't have lunch. She said that she ate a steamed bun and drank water. In order to save money, I don't eat lunch.

She can't dress herself up. I often wear a semi-new but not old red wool coat, which was popular in the 1990s. A pair of round-headed fart shoes. A long, thick braid hung low behind his head.

She and I hated each other in September. When several of our colleagues were chatting, she suddenly said, "What are you talking about?" Anyway, everything I said was refuted by her. I couldn't bear it that day, so I retorted, "People talk, but dogs don't talk." "When you eat melon seeds, you knock out a bug." From then on, we don't interfere with each other and don't talk.

There is a stingy person in my wife's village. But his frugality generally does not affect others, but is an extremely economical habit. He will sacrifice his health and try not to consume his property in order to make a fortune invisibly.

It has been five or six years. I remember that year when my father-in-law had a bumper harvest of torreya grandis. In order to get a good price, my father-in-law decided to transport 80 Jin of dried torreya grandis to Qi Lin Town for frying and bagging. This "glorious" task falls on me.

There were no cars at that time, only motorcycles. I tied red torreya to the back shelf of the car and set off with my wife. My wife's next-door neighbor knows that we will go with us when we go to Qilin. It turned out that he still had dozens of pounds of red torreya to fry. In this way, tandem, we all the way forward, arrived in Qi Lin town fried mountain products factory near noon.

After we unloaded the car and talked with the boss about the taste and salary of frying, I took my wife to the street to eat. According to local rules, farmers who fry mountain products can eat in the roasted seeds and nuts factory. I saw that the boss and the proprietress were busy and didn't mean to invite us to lunch. So, I took my wife to the streets. Before I left, I specially invited her next-door neighbor to have dinner with us. He said to me: Are you stupid? There is food here, and it costs money! Not go. I thought he was eloquent, so I didn't make him pull him. Forget it, wait for dinner if you want!

I took my wife to the snack bar on the street and had a bowl of noodle soup. To tell the truth, the dishes cooked in rural towns are still relatively economical, and spending a little money to eat is our farmers' consumption concept. After eating noodles, we wandered in the street and then went back to the roasted seeds and nuts factory.

We saw my wife's next-door neighbor still watching the boss stir-fry pecans by the machine. I walked over and handed him a cigarette. By the way, did you eat? He said, no! He took the cigarette and asked me for a light. I hate such people who give cigarettes without lights. So I rummaged in my pocket, ah! Put the gun down. Put down the lighter. He waited for a while, then slowly took out a lighter from his mobile phone pocket around his waist, turned the switch to the minimum state, and it lit with a bang. I saw him put the cigarette on the small flame and smoked it carefully. At that time, as long as a breeze blew, the fire could be blown out ... and finally lit.

I saw him smoking slowly, but I didn't see him spit out a cigarette. I just smoked a little, threw up casually, and I could hardly see the smoke. Without smoking a few mouthfuls, he put out his cigarette, ground it on a concrete post and put it in a small bag next to his mobile phone bag. I said, don't catch fire, burn the bag, and he said no, hey! I sighed and took out a cigarette for him, which made him put it in one ear. I really convinced him.

It was already 1: 30 in the afternoon, and the boss never invited him to dinner. They are too busy to eat. The boss drank some water, picked up the biscuits on the side and chewed them. Maybe this is his lunch! I saw that it was not our turn to cook, so I asked my wife to go out to play together. Before we leave, let's call her neighbor. Do you want to go around the street? He said, there are so many red torrents here that no one looks at them. What if someone eats them? Hey! I really admire that I have lived such a life. Stay. We can't stay too fast, it's hot and it smells strange fried. It's really hard to breathe when people stand there for a long time. We walked out.

After playing in the street until three o'clock in the afternoon, we went to the roasted seeds and nuts factory and saw my wife's neighbor still standing there. It's just our turn to blow up the plane. I said, you go first, and you can go home early after the fire. If we are late, it doesn't matter. I'm not afraid of the dark at night with my wife as my companion.

He didn't agree. We have to blow it up first, okay! Let you still be melodramatic, then don't blame us for not making out. So, according to the boss's request, I steamed it first, then soaked it, and finally fried it in a pot. After a series of back and forth, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon. At that time, his wife asked his neighbor if he had eaten, but he still didn't. I didn't see him go out to buy food. He worked there.

In the meantime, I saw him take out the cigarette from his mobile phone bag and eat it twice until the filter was almost burned out. The one on the ear is still there. I took out another cigarette and handed it to him. This time, he even put the one on his ear in his mobile phone bag. Boy! A cigarette can smoke for half a day. How talented! And you don't eat, and you don't feel hungry at all. If my blood sugar was so low, I would have turned over long ago.

It's too late for us to fry red torreya. No packaging, just put it in a big bag and set off for home. Wife, neighbors are still dragging their feet over there. I asked my wife, what happened to your neighbor? Don't worry. His wife said he was a "soft persimmon".

Later, I met him. When did you eat that day? He said 9: 30 in the evening.

I gave him a thumbs-up, and I said, "You're great, you're an asshole.

He said, good food, four bowls of rice and two bottles of beer.

I gave him a thumbs-up again. You're amazing! Dare to ride a motorcycle home after drinking.

He said, what happened? There are no traffic policemen on country roads at night. Eat some wine, and the frying fee will be 10 cents a catty cheaper.

Although I have lived for 22 years, I still see some misers. Let me tell you one that impressed me deeply.

Once, this classmate needed everyone's help and invited us to dinner. At first, we thought that if there was something between classmates, we could help them. There is no need to treat them. But the man insisted, and we couldn't keep refusing, so we accepted.

On the day of eating, there were only four dishes for six people, but he said, "There are several dishes, but his family adds meals for free, so everyone should eat more." My mother, everyone was silent. I wanted to know what help he needed and see if I could help. This time he finished, and the atmosphere was super embarrassing. He told us about it at dinner, and we agreed. Thinking that he would finish the bill, he felt in his pocket and said that he had forgotten his wallet. We can't help it. We have to pay. But this * * * more than one hundred pieces, also embarrassed to ask him. After that, I didn't get in touch with him much.

Although it is possible to forget your wallet, it is too insincere to ask for help.

I had a girlfriend before, and someone introduced me. The first time I went to my house, I bought less than 30 yuan of fruit. As a result, my mother gave her 2000 hot red envelopes, and it cost more than 800 to go to the hotel for dinner at night. From the beginning, we talked about going out to eat and watch movies together for eight or nine times, that is, once she paid for the meal, and sometimes she found a group purchase from the US group to show me and let me use my mobile phone group. The first time I went to her house, I brought two bottles of 53-degree Moutai, a box of moon cakes from a five-star hotel, a box of several hundred pieces of green tea, jiaozi for dinner, her father, her mother, her sister, her grandparents and me, and a group of people gathered around jiaozi, who was eating leeks and eggs. There was not even a pickle, and leeks were too old to bite. I never said a good word when I went to her house, and I didn't let her get anything back when I left. A 26-year-old girl has a handbag in her bag. When she goes to the supermarket, she can leave her money in a convenient bag. She personally said that her father went to the square dance, and he would not go if he received 3 yuan a month for organizing fees, and then he went. After listening to the decisive breakup, dare to ask, is there anything more exciting than me?