Funny jokes

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.

The devil: [You can scream until your throat breaks...no one will come to save you...]

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Princess: [Broken throat..Broken throat..]

No one: "Princess..I'm here to save you..."

Devil King: " Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..."

Cao Cao: "Devil King...what did you ask me to do..."

Devil King: "Wow... I saw a ghost"

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Ghost: "Damn! I've been found..."

Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Devil: "Oh , MyGod!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one calls you..."

No one: "I Where are you? You're just pretending!"

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "Are you talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't... Hey, there are so many people here."

Many people: "I just Come on. Who are you?"

Which one: "I am not who."

Who: "He is not me."

Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."

The fun: "What's so good about me?" "?"

God: "It's none of my business, let's go first."

Devil King: "You answer one question before leaving. Why are so many people saving the princess? I How can I continue to play this Demon King?"

Go on: "If you don't want to play the Demon King, what will you do with me?"

Princess: "If no one plays the Demon King, I can leave. "

No one said: "If I played the devil, how could I let you go..."

How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun. ."

Lively: "What are you watching me do?"

What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"

You actually: " How can I?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"

The Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy..."

Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..."

Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me: "I don't know anything." !"

I didn't know anything: "I didn't know!"

I didn't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Someone: "It's unfair... I didn't... "

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare."

Forgive you: " Who said I dare not!?"

Who said: "Please...I didn't say anything"

I didn't say anything: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "Copy... .My name is so long...I will be called..."

Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible"

Right and wrong : "So this is my territory..."

I don't do anything amp; no: "Don't make any noise, we are talking..."

Don't make any noise We: "I'm not talking..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking!..."

I'm not saying anything: "-_-\ \\\\\"...Let's go...let's go outside and chat..."

Go: "I'm sorry...(Niggle

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I have nothing: "None of your business... Flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

It's none of your business: " Woo...why did you drive me away..."

Why: "I didn't drive you away...be good...don't cry"

I didn't: " Oh...it's none of my business again."

It's none of my business: "What? Does anyone want to call me?"

Someone: "Who wants to call you... ”

Who: “I really have to leave...T.T”

Leave: “I’m really sorry...*V.V*”

None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"

None of my business: "...Cousin...Long time no see..."

For a long time: "I'm not here..."

Devil King: "Are you done?"

Ended: "He doesn't have me"

You: "I don't have him"

I: "Who said that?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

You: "You actually want to fuck me?"

You: "I don't know how to fuck him"

I: "Who said I can't?"

Who: "Unjustly accused! I didn't say anything."

Said: "Why did you ask me to do it?"

Who said: "You two are so shameless!"

Both of you: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it"

Devil King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase someone else away."

People: "Drive me out? Looking for K"

K: "Who is looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!"

He: "Don't kill me"

Me: "Who wants to kill me?"

Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him..."

One: "Don't catch me"

Me: "Me too Enough is enough. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

Me: "Look My Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"

Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms: "What's good about me?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "What's good about me?"

What's cool: "Brother, I finally found you!"

What's cool: "Brother, let's go out and talk."

Devil King: " Damn...this is a marriage recognition meeting..."

It is said that the devil has suffered from schizophrenia since then

Do you think the joke ends like this? In fact, this is about people being lazy, and this has an end! I will tell you the ending now, so please don’t be moved to tears by this!

Ending:

It is said that after the devil's schizophrenia healed, he captured the princess again.

This time, in order to prevent others from running out to disrupt the situation, the Demon King decided to go straight to the point and cut the story short...

The Demon King: "Stop struggling! Listen to me. , marry me!"

Princess: "Okay!"

So "I" happily held the princess's hand and walked into the wedding hall, accepting everyone's blessings. Only the devil with his mouth open like a hippopotamus and his body dumbfounded remained where he was...