How to surprise your girlfriend?

Some people say: "Women's festivals are men's' robbery days'." It's true. When the festival comes, the hard-earned money accumulated by men will suffer "catastrophe" in the name of "love" ...

Diamond rings and mine warfare

Zhang used to be the vice president of Xuanzhong Creative Studio. After leaving the studio, he never had any contact with Xuanzhong again. I don't know why, but he suddenly came to me today. Xuanzhong was very happy to see his former colleagues, and quickly stepped forward to say hello: "Manager Zhang, how are you?"

"Nothing, nothing."

"Do you have a regular girlfriend?"

"Yes, yes," Zhang said. "This is the reason why I came to see you. It was more troublesome to have no girlfriend before, and now it is more troublesome to have a girlfriend. "

"What's the problem with that?"

Zhang said that his current girlfriend likes festivals, such as Valentine's Day, March 8th Women's Day, May 1st Labor Day, May 4th Youth Day, National Day, Mid-Autumn Festival, Lantern Festival, Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day and Halloween ... No matter in China or the West, every festival should be celebrated, even Mother's Day, Children's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Xuan Zhongxiao asked, "Why does she like festivals so much?"

"Well, it's my fault. When I first met her, I bought her a holiday gift. Later, she collapsed with such a problem. She is looking forward to the holiday and must buy a gift for it, otherwise she will be unhappy and say that I don't care about her. Now, it is ok to buy gifts, but it is impossible not to buy gifts. I am afraid of the second half of the year, and I don't know why there are so many festivals in the second half of this year, one after another. "

Zhang Song breathed a sigh of relief and then said, "Actually, I don't care about spending money, but what bothers me is that you spent money and bought her a gift, but it didn't achieve the desired effect. At first, it was ok. She was quite happy when she saw the gift, but now, even if you bought her an expensive gift, it is hard to see a smile on her face. "

Xuanzhong explained that this is normal, just like in the past, ordinary people could only eat a meal of jiaozi during the New Year, so it goes without saying how happy they were to eat jiaozi. But now, they can eat jiaozi every day, and no one is excited about eating jiaozi.

"She doesn't like to eat jiaozi in this state, it's a bit like taking white flour, and it's still in the later stage. She doesn't feel anything when she smokes, and she feels uncomfortable when she doesn't smoke. " Zhang said when you are sad, "it's not, and it's almost August 1st Army Day. This year marks the 80th anniversary of the founding of the army. I'm worried about what gift to buy for her to satisfy her. Have you studied female psychology? "

"I don't know much about them, but I think women may be like customers. What they want is not a product but a feeling. Now, the idea of satisfying customers is out of date. You should try to make customers remember you forever and keep their long-term loyalty to you. It is not enough to satisfy customers. You must surprise them! "

Xuanzhong paused here, and then cited a foreign example: a reporter from a travel publication stayed in a hotel, and when he took a shower, he found that the water pipe in the bathtub was broken, so he called the hotel for repair. A few minutes later, the repairman came. After the repair, the guest was about to take a bath. The hotel manager came and told him that the hotel had not done the inspection in advance and apologized for the inconvenience caused to the guest. The guests were overjoyed, and everyone will praise this hotel in the future, which will bring a lot of business to this hotel invisibly. Surprise customers, this is the true meaning of service industry!

Zhang scratched his head and asked doubtfully, "How can I surprise my girlfriend?"

Xuanzhong asked him what to send. Zhang said that he wanted to give his girlfriend a diamond ring. In fact, he has given two diamond rings, but he can't find a more expensive gift. Xuanzhong told Zhang that sending a diamond ring was far from surprising his girlfriend: "Manager Zhang, we all know that if we want to make our guests happy, the value provided must exceed her expectations. It is impossible to improve the value of the gift now, so we have to lower her expectations first.

Zhang asked, "How?"

Xuanzhong smiled and asked Zhang if he had seen the movie "Mine War" when he was a child. There is a scene in the movie where the devil digs a mine: a devil finds a mine and digs it carefully. In fact, this is a fake mine. Under it, a real mine is connected with wires. How does the devil know all this? When the fake mine was dug up, it was triumphant, but I didn't expect the real mine to explode.

Xuan Zhong said: "We can learn from the practice of mine warfare. You prepare a jewelry box with two layers, hide your diamond ring in the bottom layer, put the thimble used by your grandmother or the anklet worn on the pigeon's leg on the top layer, and connect it with wires in the middle. When you handed the jewelry box to your girlfriend, she excitedly took it, opened it and found that it was an anklet for tying pigeons, which was sure to be disappointed and greatly reduced her expectations. Just when she was furious and ready to smash the anklet on your head, she didn't expect to pull out the diamond ring below, which will definitely turn her anger into joy, and this joy index is far greater than the joy of putting the diamond ring directly in front of her. "

Reng Zhang was skeptical: "Really?"

"Of course, the same thing, different feelings!"

"Well, I'll try." After Zhang left.

Cricket cage and first lover

After a month, Zhang came again. When Xuanzhong saw it, he asked, "What's the matter? What about my idea of giving you a fake mine with a real mine? "

"Well, well! Fortunately, when I saw that she was going to change her face, I quickly shouted,' There are more below! There's more below. Later, whether it was fake thunder or real thunder, it would fly over and hit me on the head. "Zhang went on to say," old xuan, you see the Double Ninth Festival is coming soon, so we have to start planning again. "

"Has the Double Ninth Festival passed?"

"Didn't tell you? Every festival is a must. Well, we have bought everything we need. I really don't know what to buy this time to make her happy. "

"Manager Zhang, don't forget, what customers want is not something, but a feeling. Do you have to buy this thing? "

"Then steal?"

Xuanzhong didn't mean that. He said that gifts are things to express feelings. You don't have to buy these things, you can make them yourself. Gifts made by yourself can better reflect sincerity and make your girlfriend happy. Zhang was dumbfounded: "but I learned to weave cricket cages when I was a child, and I can't do anything else!" "

"It doesn't matter. Double Ninth Festival pays attention to' planting dogwood everywhere'. You can make a pair of cricket cage earrings from Cornus officinalis and let her wear them on her ears. Absolutely cool! "

Mr. Zhang smiled: "This is really creative!"

"If you put a cricket in a cage again, it will be more emotional. You see, under the tree of Liu Yin on the Double Ninth Festival, you two are preparing to be very much in love. Suddenly, cricket sounds like an idyllic painting! "

"It doesn't matter if I don't want poetry and painting, but it saves money. Thank you, Lao Xuan. I really regret not learning more skills when I was young. " Zhang said, and walked happily to find Cornus officinalis, who can weave cricket cages.

Xuanzhong thinks that Zhang will definitely come again before the next festival. Unexpectedly, after several festivals, Zhang still didn't show up. It was not until winter that he entered Xuanzhong's company.

"Manager Zhang, how did you spend these festivals?"

"Well, I made several cages for her, one for mobile phone case and the other for chicken as clothes basket. It will be her birthday soon. This time, she declared in advance that she absolutely didn't want any cages, so she had to discuss with you again to see what to buy for her birthday. "

"Manager Zhang, it's the same old saying-what customers want is not something, but feeling. Does it make her feel that she must buy a gift? "

"But I really can't do anything, I can only weave cages."

"That's not what I mean. I mean, it doesn't have to be in kind to surprise her. We can surprise her through intangible cultural things, such as having a birthday party. "

Zhang thought it was a new idea, so Xuanzhong asked his girlfriend if she had said anything that made her particularly moved and missed. Zhang thought for a moment and said, "She often mentioned her first love and always said that I was better than the old one, this one was not good and that one was not good."

"Who was her first love?"

"I don't know."

Xuanzhong immediately had an idea: "Manager Zhang, do you think this is good? Everyone's life has such a knot, hoping to see the first love again. Let's invite her first lover on her birthday, and we will definitely give her a surprise! "

Zhang was a little worried: "Is this good? Will it lead the wolf into the room? "

"No, they have been stealing contact for a long time. In doing so, they have broken their hearts. Think about it, you know her old friend, how dare she contact privately! "

"Well, that's settled." Zhang asked again, "Where can I find her first lover?"

Xuanzhong said, "It's easy. I will take care of it. I'll go to a private investigator. Really can't. Human flesh search will do. Now that the network is so developed, it is really difficult for people to hide. " "Then please, 65438+February 9 is her birthday, and the birthday will be at my house at 7 pm."

"Yes, no problem!"

Past and present

At 6 o'clock on February 9, 65438, Xuanzhong arrived at the Zhang family on time. Manager Zhang quickly pointed to a beautiful woman around him and said, "This is my girlfriend MengMeng."

Xuanzhong greeted politely: "Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! "

After a while, Zhang pulled Xuanzhong aside and eagerly asked, "What's the matter? Did you find it? "

"Yes, I have!" Xuanzhong wanted to say something else, but MengMeng came over and interrupted them: "What are you two whispering about?"

Xuanzhong and Zhang had to stop making noise.

After 7: 01, the doorbell rang, Zhang opened the door, and a dozen people came in at once. Everyone affectionately called "MengMeng" when they entered the door. MengMeng suddenly saw such a group of deja vu people, and he stood there in shock at a loss.

Zhang is also a little dumbfounded. He quickly pulled Xuanzhong aside and asked, "How can there be so many?"

Xuanzhong said with a wry smile: "According to the investigation of private detectives, Meng Meng had a history of love with each of them, and every time she fell in love, she told people that this was the first time, so each of them thought that she was Meng Meng's first love. I couldn't say it, so I had to bring them all."

At that time, people in the room seemed to understand the relationship, and the same attributes as * * * *, so the room immediately became lively, and people were talking about their feelings at that time, and some even comforted each other. What these people say is very interesting-

"At that time, she made me very miserable. I haven't paid off the debt she owed."

"You are a bit like the Montreal Olympics. More than 20 years have passed since the Olympic Games, and citizens are still repaying the debts owed by the Olympic Games! "

"What about you?"

"I'm fine. It will be over in three months. I didn't suffer much. "

"I'm finished. Is that you? "

"No, there are three in the middle."

"How old are you?"

"I ranked seventh."

"Then you should be the eldest brother, and I am behind you."

"You are old, you should call you big brother."

"No, no, no matter how big or small, it's just a matter of priorities."

Someone asked Xuan Zhong, "What is your best?"

Xuanzhong said, "I didn't get involved in your business."

"It doesn't matter."

At this time, someone in the crowd asked, "Who is the incumbent?" "Who is the incumbent?"

Zhang had to in front of everyone, embarrassed and said, "I am the incumbent, I am the incumbent. I invite everyone today to give Meng Meng a unique birthday and let her find the feeling of the queen. "

Everyone cheered and paid tribute to Zhang: "Your mind is too broad. If you can tolerate her, you will become a big deal! " "Manager zhang, thank you very much. I said she didn't bother me for two years. So you took over. May you be together forever. Don't break up! "

Meng Meng looked at the scene before him, wondering what it was like. It's too unexpected for her anyway. She snuggled up to Zhang and said affectionately, "Look at them, I know you are the best for me ..."