How much can the best drinker you have ever met drink in a meal?

An anecdote about a colleague drinking has been circulating in the circle for many years. Share it with everyone here and see if it's awesome.

Speaking of which, he and I are not colleagues. That year, I was a freshman in high school, and I went to their factory to do odd jobs during the summer vacation to earn tuition. He is an old worker. At that time, he was in his thirties, wooden and taciturn. He went to work at two o'clock every day and didn't interact with his colleagues very much. In this way, ordinary people are stunted.

We have to start with his marriage. His wife's family lives in a village three miles behind the factory. The story happened when she just got married. At that time, there was little money and life was simple. After the wedding, the father-in-law heard that the son-in-law was a heavy drinker and didn't drink once. This "good" is a dialect, which means satisfaction. I have never drunk it right. I want my silly son-in-law to satisfy once and get addicted. So one day, I killed an old chicken that I had raised for several years and stewed a big casserole. "Sand pot" is the most used stew pot in the past, ranging from five liters to eight liters. I played a barrel of wine in the village's trough, five liters and ten kilograms, which was over forty degrees. We call it "millet wine". In fact, it is brewed with rice, and the name "Xiao" is also a dialect. It describes that the white wine brewed at home is not as big as the wine brewed in the county winery, and it calls itself millet wine, not millet wine.

At noon, the son-in-law went home, with few words and no vegetable basin. The broth pot was served directly to the table, and a five-liter plastic hip flask was placed next to the table. There are two bowls in front of the son-in-law, one for food, one for wine, and a pair of chopsticks. In this way, the old father-in-law fell down when he saw that the wine bowl was empty, and the son-in-law was honest and worked hard. From beginning to end, they didn't say a word, nor did they say their feelings. Just like an hour, a can of soup with meat and a pot of wine give him a complete cleaning. Calculate, the capacity is almost the same, five liters and ten kilograms. Look at the son-in-law, his face is not red, his heart is beating, as usual, he wipes his mouth and gets up to leave, but there is still no word. I made the old man so boring: I haven't let my son-in-law drink well yet!

I work in a hotel. During my working time, I met three people, which can be called a huge number of people. The way these three people drink and the waiters in our store are mostly worried, so I quickly told the management of our hotel.

After all, something happened after drinking too much in our hotel, which has a little impact on our hotel. Let me talk about the drinking methods of these three people first.

The first person's drinking method:

This is a gathering of comrades-in-arms, which has been held in our store for five years. Before the banquet began, a person who seemed to be the organizer told the waiter to bring five cases of beer first, then unpack all five cases of beer and put them on the wine table.

When the cold dishes were served, I heard the waiter say that they had drunk all five cases of beer 20 minutes ago. Think about this case of beer, it needs 12 bottles, while five cases need 60 bottles. In less than 20 minutes, they will be completely drunk. The point is that there are only 10 people, even if one person needs 6 bottles on average.

The second person's drinking method:

This is a group of people gathered in a company. It seems that the contract was signed, and then the people from the company's project department drank in our hotel to celebrate, but this group of people drank a little high-end, with a lot of high-end red wine and white wine. There seems to be someone from another company in this group.

According to the waiter, this man is a bit fierce. Whether it's red wine or white wine, most of them are welcome. Finally, drinking rose, and even on the other hand, I took the initiative to find people in this company to drink. Finally, most of the people in this company are dry except one who is in charge of sales, and he is not a little drunk.

The third person's drinking method:

This is amazing. A female friend. She was in charge of blocking the bride's wine at her friend's wedding. At that time, several people on the groom's side seemed to want to see her jokes. Every time they propose a toast to the bride, it is always full of a large glass, but she always takes it and drinks it off, her face is not red and her heart is not jumping.

In the end, it seems to be forced. She directly took the whole bottle of white wine to fight with the people on the groom's side. Finally, everyone on the groom's side did it, and she still had nothing to do. Finally, she realized that she was on their side and began to drink since she was a child. That's Brewmaster, a famous local beauty.

Tell a true story! In fact, there are quite a few such things. I think this is more convincing. Let's write this. I hope not to be seen by the parties, I have no face!

It should be around 1994. Our place is relatively marginal (unless there is a typo, it is marginal). At that time, the bus to the city was very tight, and it was very difficult for everyone to go to the city. The leaders of our factory will arrange to take everyone to the city to play in the big sedan chair of the factory every Sunday. There are many people in the factory and there are queues in the workshop.

Our workshop went to more than twenty places, and the bus started earlier, leaving at six o'clock and arriving in the city at about half past seven. Shopping places in the city, such as Quanyechang and Binjiang Commercial Building, all open at 9: 00 in the morning, and everyone uses this time to have breakfast in the alley behind Quanyechang (now that alley is long gone, I miss it very much). Red bean porridge, fried cake with pierced ears, etc., authentic Tianjin snacks.

Where do ordinary people in Lamian Noodles prefer to eat? This time is no exception. There are more than a dozen people in the shop, which is half full. Lamian Noodles is simple and affordable, without much stress. But one of our colleagues here said nothing. His nickname is "donkey". You can guess from his nickname. He has a stubborn temper and likes to contradict others. He belongs to Shunlv.

He ate Lamian Noodles and sat opposite a man. They shared a table. The man is very thin, and I can see that he is not too short. He had a bowl of Lamian Noodles, a mug (white wine was popular at that time, and a mug was divided into two and a half), and he was very quiet when eating and drinking. We have a name for this kind of person here called "wine putty", which means that you have to drink it three times a day when you open your eyes. It's not derogatory, it's just a title, because it's so impressive that I remember it deeply.

Donkeys like to chat (naturally invited). After a few words, they chatted happily. Lamian Noodles also wants a mug to drink with others. After several times, others were still too slow to drink, and the other party sipped. He drank half a cup in one gulp. He insisted that others take a big drink when they were naturally ripe, but that person took a big drink.

We all finished eating, and my colleague wanted to wait for him for a while and advised him to eat quickly. Either say donkey, regardless of good words, a few words down, we all left, leaving him there to enjoy himself.

We have a rule that we should meet in changchun road at noon 1: 30 and go home at 2: 00 on time. We must check the number of people at the beginning. As a result, one is missing. who is it? donkey

Ask who didn't see who. A few people thought about it and hit luck! I trotted off to eat in Lamian Noodles's restaurant in the morning. Sure enough, the donkey is here, but it is lying down and drunk. How much have you had to drink？ We counted the cups on the table, seventeen and a half.

How did you get out? In the hands of the man who had a drink with him in the morning, he didn't eat half of his bowl of Lamian Noodles, and it was all ruined. What are you doing there? When you see us coming, put down the glass and tell us that your brother can drink. After three glasses of wine, he has been lying and sleeping all morning, and he can't leave himself here, just drinking wine and waiting for us to find him! Then they checked out and left.

A few of us couldn't drag the donkey at all. We were all hooligans, and then we got drunk and died. Arrange a person to go back for help and ask the owner of the shop about it. As soon as the boss introduced us, we all took it. The boss said that this man is their celebrity. No matter how many people drink, how much wine and what wine, I have never seen him drunk.

Calculate, a bowl of Lamian Noodles wine, oneself drank fourteen and a half, two and a half, equal to more than three catties of wine, still so calm and sober.

On the way back, the donkey lay in the last row of seats and vomited all the way, never waking up at home.

Later, I woke up, but I was still unconvinced! I took it, too!

It is said that Xu is drinking with his colleagues or subordinates. He is not allowed to leave the table until he is drunk. People who can't drink enough drink so much. If they don't drink, they will swear and even hit people. When he found out, he had a drink with Xu. Zhou Enlai said, Commander Xu, if you drink one bottle today, I will drink two. Whoever says no loses. Xu thinks that no one can match his drinking capacity, but he also knows that he can drink, but he won't be half as drunk as me. So I agreed, and the two of them have been (good Maotai, of course). When Xu finished drinking twelve bottles (a kilo), he was already drunk, but he still said, I don't drink, I lost. Zhou Enlai said, I heard that Commander Xu drank, but people didn't drink as much as you did, so they called names and hit people. Is it true?/You don't say. Xu Dui said, Prime Minister, I will never dare again. Since then, Xu has never forced people to drink. This is really: the strong are always strong, and the wicked have to be helped by good people.

But all their deaths were related to alcohol. Drinking too much will be misunderstood!

First, I don't want you to report unrealistic drinking. Take Xu and Premier Zhou for example, there are many versions, and it is even said that they took twelve bottles. This is so unreal. The reason is this: Xu was then the commander of the Nanjing Military Region.

Show it to the soldiers.

The subordinates who come to work have dinner with him, and he wants to drink happily, while some civilian cadres have a small amount of alcohol, so they can't do anything without drinking happily with him. Later, this incident reached Chairman Mao, and Premier Zhou, who happened to be present, wrote it down.

Premier Zhou served Xu skillfully.

Seeing Xu take the initiative to ask him for a drink, according to the staff present, they each drank two bottles, but Xu was already unable to drink enough.

Xu Tomb in Henan Province (next to its mother's tomb)

When Premier Zhou opened the fifth bottle and drank a glass, Xu drank it all. Premier Zhou taught him to drink less when he went to work, and not to drink other people's wine according to his ability. Since then, Xu has kept this in mind.

Civilized drinking

Zhao Benshan once said in an interview that he and a boss won a car by drinking. At that time, two people drank three bottles of wine each, and the boss got drunk in the hospital, so he came to Zhao Benshan and drank three bottles of wine.

My neighbor told me that a young man in their factory drank two pounds of wine and went to the night shift, only to find him dead the next day. People's ability to sober up is constantly changing, and the amount of alcohol consumed by different people varies greatly. Generally speaking, after drinking half a catty, there will be drunken troubles, casualties or death due to drunkenness, especially after drinking a catty of wine, which is very dangerous, so I hope everyone will not persuade wine!

I have to talk about Wang Cuihua in our village.

Wang Cuihua is about 40 years old, slightly fat, with big eyes, a high nose and a straight face. Because she does manual labor all the year round, the marks she should leave and the marks she shouldn't leave. Her calm expression shows that she has experienced many ups and downs in her life, at least countless wineries.

It looks like this (I really can't find her photo, but I found a similar one online)

Because it is located in the Miao township, the Miao people are addicted to alcohol, and the drinking style is prevalent, and the folk customs are tough. At the same time, there are no rules on the dining table in the city. It's normal for women to drink. When relatives and friends visit, it is normal for women to accompany guests to the table.

In Wang Cuihua's hometown, most people drink from bowls. Everyone has to pour a big bowl first every time. If there are no relatives or friends around, everyone will drink slowly. It's okay to pour the bowl slowly by yourself. If there are relatives and friends, everyone will shout "Fuck" and kill them all at once. It is disrespectful to the master not to kill them. In this picture, you can see the movie "Eighteen Cave Villages in Xiangxi", in which Teacher Wang Xueyin drinks.

I remember once, Wang Cuihua's distant cousin came to visit relatives, because this relative really lives far away and hasn't come around for a long time. Wang Cuihua's family was very moved. It killed chickens and fish that day, and the food was very rich. Of course, wine is indispensable. That day, they adopted a very bold way of drinking to welcome their old cousin who came from afar-binge drinking! Use a bowl of wine!

After three pots of wine, my cousin was a little at a loss. When drinking and clinking glasses, he deliberately sprinkled a little wine to relieve stress. At this time, Wang Cuihua was quick of eye and quick of hand, and immediately handed the basin under the basin of the old watch, patting the shoulder of the old watch and saying, "Watch, the wine is leaking!" !

The result of drinking like this can be imagined. Of course it's a mess, a trip. That day, five people drank half the wine in a 50-catty plastic bucket. As the host, Wang Cuihua must have drunk the most, and the story soon spread all over that small place. From then on, neighbors from far and near gave her a nickname: five catties pot!

Of course, in the later years, I never saw Wang Cuihua drunk again.

In my hometown of Ningxia, there is a place near Qianqi, Inner Mongolia. At that time, the marked army was defeated by horse bandits. A soldier was caught by horse bandits and tied to a post. He cut the whole body of the soldier with a sabre, basked in the sun, and flies laid eggs in the wound. When the troops were rescued, they were already dying. They gestured to the rescued soldiers to put themselves in a wine jar not far away and drink heavily for three days in a row. When they woke up, they drank heavily, which was full of maggots. Finally, my father is the director of the county hostel. I was lucky enough to meet this hero at the meeting. A special message came from the military area command. In that era when everything was important, I forgot how many bottles of wine the special forces drank every day. I thought it was a story, and it was true.

I come from Xi 'an. In the 1970s, a man went to the factory to buy transformers for the production brigade. At that time, our country had few machines, slow production and short supply. In order to sell the transformer to buy back as soon as possible, he found that the factory director loves to drink, so he bought two boxes (xifeng liquor, the village party secretary said that as long as he could buy back the transformer) and gave them to the factory director. When the factory director saw that he was too sincere, he said that you love drinking. He said yes, the factory director said you could fill it (at that time, it was a bottle of 12), he said you should keep your word, and the factory director said (a word spoken by a gentleman cannot be recalled)

At the full moon banquet of classmates and children, I once saw two classmates arguing for wine. Two and a half glasses filled with ten glasses of white wine, and two people didn't eat food. After drinking five cups in succession, no one meant to give up. They continued to pour wine, but were stopped by their classmates for fear that something would happen if they drank too much. It is said that after the banquet broke up, they went out for a barbecue and drank more than three o'clock, but the next day.

I see that the best drinker is an old man in the same village, who usually drinks two kilograms of wine four times a day. One day, his son moved the whole village to look for grandpa everywhere. Everyone asks what's going on. It turned out that grandpa had guests at noon. Both of them drank 60 degrees, 10 kg of white wine. The guest said that he drank about four pounds and rode home after drinking. Grandpa said he would go out to see me off. He hasn't come back for a long time, so let everyone look for it. Nobody found out later. I asked about it when I saw my grandfather. My grandfather was very embarrassed and said that he drank about six pounds of white wine that day and sent the guests away. He slept in the straw all night and went home the next morning.

Grandpa is almost ninety years old, so maybe he can't drink that much. Now he still drinks a kilo a day. In his own words, he just can't get up without drinking. But he never drinks beer. He said it tastes like water, and besides, it can't afford it. Yes, he can't drink two cases of beer at a time.

You can't live without wine. When it comes to who can drink the most, I only serve my sister-in-law. Let's just say that she can drink as much wine as you can. Whoever is not convinced will have a competition. She drinks Erguotou with the highest accuracy. If you drink water, make sure you drink it under the table.

My sister-in-law's name is Neil, which is our nickname for her. Neil is a heavy drinker, but she is not interested in wine. She usually doesn't drink easily, sits on the wine table, drinks water and eats vegetables quietly, and never says much. When she really wants to drink, she is also drunk, and everyone calls her an alcoholic.

The first time I saw Neil drinking was the year after she joined the work, when she was temporarily living in my house. That day, I went to a hotel in our city to attend the wedding banquet of my classmate's son. We have a violent drinking atmosphere here, and I had a headache and a fever the night before. My wife worried that I was drunk and safe on my way home, so she asked Ernie to accompany me.

My sister-in-law gives me a drink. It's no big deal. The most surprising thing is that Neil, who looks weak and quiet, even whispered to the whole table that since everyone wants to drink, let's enjoy it. I will respect you for my brother-in-law's company. Everyone was shocked when Ernie said this. No one expected that a naive and gentle little girl would challenge men to drink.

All the students at the table were stupefied when Ernie called the waiter, little sister, took some bigger cups and opened some bottles of wine. When everyone was surprised, Neil poured two glasses of white wine, each with four ounces. After a pause, facing the most enthusiastic classmate who just advised me to drink, I smiled and said respectfully, eldest brother, I'll have a drink first and then propose a toast to you. I used the tone of asking for instructions and discussing, and I firmly did not expect a reply.

Before the classmate said anything, Neil took the glass and drank it gracefully, as if it were not a large glass of white wine, but a glass of nectar. Then, she still smiled at her classmate's eldest brother. Other students also rolled their eyes in turn, watching that classmate helplessly drinking wine. Neil asked the classmate, Big Brother, how about a second cup? My classmate shook his head and waved his hand and said, sister, don't drink, don't drink.

Among the students who drink here, Li, who is tall and fat, is the best drinker. He can drink a lot of wine. He doesn't get drunk after drinking 200% baijiu, and he doesn't need to help him go home after drinking one and a half kilos of baijiu. Dali was surprised to see Xiaocui dare to drink. Men are like this. Having a beautiful girl to accompany them to drink can arouse their interest in drinking. He loudly suggested a drink with Xiaocui. Neil is very humble and tries his best to avoid war and rejection. Big Li Ge, stop drinking. Look at the least of you. You all drank six or seven ounces of wine. If you drink any more, you will get drunk.

The most important thing for Li to drink is that he can't be told that he is afraid of getting drunk. That is to look down on him and embarrass him. Suddenly, he inspired pride and insisted on drinking with Ernie. Another classmate, who is also a heavy drinker, joined the heckling and repeatedly persuaded Ernie to accompany her. Ernie reluctantly replied, well, if we like, let's each have three more drinks! If the two brothers dare not, don't drink.

When Dali heard this, his heart was mixed with entanglement and disdain. Although it is difficult for everyone to drink three more cups, after all, he has already drunk almost seven or eight ounces of wine just now. But he also thinks Neil is talking big. She just finished drinking almost half a catty of white wine, one big and one small. It would be terrible to drink it again, so she proposed to drink three cups of bluff to make people quit without a fight. As soon as this idea came out, Li was more emboldened and patted the table and promised to drink three cups.

Ask the waiter to arrange nine cups side by side and fill them with wine. Three people each put three cups in front of them. Neil drinks first, casually finishes the first cup, puts the empty cup on the wine table, and silently watches them timidly finish the first cup.

Then, Ernie calmly picked up the second glass of wine. After another sip, the other two looked at the glasses in front of them with a straight face, then looked up at the crowd, and finally looked at Ernie. Men's self-esteem forced them to drink the second cup, and their expressions were helpless and painful.

After Ernie finished his third glass of wine, they said vaguely, I really can't drink it, so I won't drink it. Neil still smiles gently, but it doesn't matter if the two brothers don't drink. Then pour the wine on your head like you men drink. Of course, a man can't lose this. How can he behave after things get out? Finally, he drank it.

Finally, Li got drunk and lay prone on the wine table. No one shouted at most, that is, with a snort. The other one was drunk, too. He fell from his seat and threw up. Ernie drank four large glasses and a small glass of white wine before and after, as if he had nothing to drink. It was amazing and shocked the whole table.

From then on, I knew that Neil was a sister-in-law who could drink a lot. Later, I asked her why she could drink so much and how she could practice alcohol. She told me flatly that she didn't know how much wine she could drink, and she didn't practice drinking, let alone getting drunk. I feel that drinking is similar to drinking cold water. The slight difference is that the wine is a little spicy. After drinking half a catty, the spicy taste disappeared. At a reunion of college students, a male classmate did not believe in evil and had a competition with her. She drank wine and the boys drank warm water. Finally, the male students vomited and felt dizzy after drinking several bowls of warm water, and finally begged for mercy.

Again, in terms of drinking ability and gentle drinking style, it is my sister-in-law who impressed me the most, which is different from the common shouting and yelling when drinking. I can't help it I said others can drink again. I haven't seen it anyway.

Excessive drinking is harmful to health. I never advocate drinking more, getting together with friends and relatives, entertaining with wine and acting according to one's ability. For yourself, for your family, don't drink too much, drink bad health, only regret.