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Ouyang Xiu wrote in "Guessing Boxing Poetry"

The wall was wet with heavy rain, and Zhuge had no intention of looking for Sean.

Guan Yu fled the Red Rabbit Horse, and Liu Bei went to the battlefield with a knife.

This poem is Ouyang Xiu's vomit about the food in a restaurant, but all his thoughts are hidden in this poem. Generally speaking, the food is short of oil, salt, ginger and garlic, and he is not satisfied.