If a man takes money from someone in the dormitory because he lost his wallet and has no money, can such a man be forgiven?

1 Examiner: What academic qualifications?

Candidate: Didn’t graduate from elementary school.

Examiner: Have you ever had a fight?

Candidate: It’s commonplace.

Examiner: Do you have a criminal record?

Candidate: Just came out.

Examiner: What about physical fitness?

Candidate: It’s okay. You can knock over the vendor’s tricycle with one kick.

Examiner: Do you dare to take other people’s things?

Candidate: This is my strength, just like taking my own things.

Examiner: Do you dare to hit me, old man?

Candidate: Xiaocai, my father made me disabled.

Examiner: You passed the exam. What our urban management department needs is talents like you!

Examiner: Let me ask again, what should I do if something goes wrong?

Candidate: Just say I am a temporary worker.

Examiner: I will go to work tonight

2. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided due to crowding. .

The fashionable girl turned around and asked, "Are you sick?"

The man felt confused and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

Car The Master snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly: "Can you cure it?"

The whole car People are laughing!

The bus driver stopped and leaned on the steering wheel laughing!

Two things:

The bus was overcrowded and there was a woman standing at the door.

A GG squeezed in from behind the car and wanted to get out of the car. He said to the woman: "Make way and get out of the car."

The woman did not move.

GG stepped on her when he squeezed past.

It turned out that the woman was very powerful. She kept scolding: "You are crazy! You are crazy!" She was so loud that the whole car was watching.

GG didn't speak the whole time and couldn't stop getting off the car. He turned around and said to the woman: "Repeater!"

There were a few funny children behind, who kept pretending In the scene just now,

A said: "You are crazy, you!..." B said: "You are a repeater, you..."

Everyone in the car was violent Laugh~!

Later, a little girl also wanted to get out of the car. She squeezed past and said timidly: "I~I~I want to go, I am not crazy~!"

Everyone in the car Laughing again~!

The woman did not speak, but a word floated from the side: "Are you out of battery?"

Everyone in the car burst into laughter~!

3. Confucius said: Use bricks to shout when fighting, it will not lead to chaos! Take a photo! Never die again!

Buddha said; nonsense! My Buddha is compassionate! Don't play too much! A brick is almost dead! ! !

4. On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but the 1 yuan for the ride. Sitting from the starting station to the final station, I felt calm all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "Isn't it a shame for an adult to go out without taking anything with him? -- "

On Tuesday, I carried a broken wallet , containing 1 cent. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession.--"

On Wednesday, I still broke my wallet. There was a piece of counterfeit money inside. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "It is illegal to hide large denominations privately, please go to the relevant department and hand it in. -- "

Thursday , I took an envelope with a stack of expired Straits Talent Newspaper in it.

After arriving at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there. I took out the newspaper and looked at it. The newspaper had been replaced by the latest Straits Talent News. I took a note with me: "Now is the time. Only by updating information in a timely manner can we seize opportunities and win success!" -- ”

On Friday, I put a toy in my pocket. After arriving at the terminal, there was still another note: "Please don't make this joke and affect my normal work. --"

On Saturday, I took a toy and stuck it on my waist. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the gun was missing and a note was stuffed in the waistband of my trousers: "I hate you robbers the most. You have no technical skills at all! Confiscated crime tools! --"

On Sunday, I I was about to get on the bus, but there were too many people and I couldn’t squeeze in. While I was waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket and found an extra 20 bucks and a note: "Brother, it's not easy for people in our line of work to be exposed to the sun and wind all day long. Here's my 20 bucks." , take a taxi wherever you want to go, please don't tease us any more"

6. There were too many people on the bus one day. It was very hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted. Now the environment is getting worse. My friend really couldn't bear it, and he didn't know who it was, so there was nothing he could do. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who doesn't have a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farts doesn't have a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly: "I Already voted! "

7. A sculpture was completed in a new university building: a girl holding a book in her left hand and holding a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from students, and many people's slogans coincided with each other - studying is useless!

9. The situation of losing bicycles in school is very serious. New bicycles disappear in the blink of an eye. However, sometimes you are lucky and the lost bicycle will appear again every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a roommate in the dormitory, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone she met and said, "I have installed the latest lock on this car!" The next day, Xiao Jing returned from studying at night, looking depressed. , there was also a piece of paper in his hand, which said: Don't think there are no experts here, I borrowed the car and will return it to you in a few days!

A few days later, the thief actually returned the car. Xiaojing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again. Then he used ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: Let's see how you can "borrow" it! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, she found five extra locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: Let's see how you keep riding!

10. There were three little tadpoles. They went to a restaurant to eat... After waiting for a while, the first dish was served... It was fried frogs..

Three little tadpoles They all sang in unison: I don’t want to, I don’t want to, don’t want to grow up...

11. One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could stuff the fruit he brought inside, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while, but failed and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff them... When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly burst into laughter, and the grapes were smashed. was killed. After going down to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't die." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! God is jealous of the beauty! When I stuffed the third one, suddenly I saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..."

12. Yesterday, I went to eat at KFC. The people in line behind me looked like a couple. I saw them ordering a lot of food, and then Sit next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat voraciously, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy nibbled on the French fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.

Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, moved forward, and asked seriously: "Qingqing, can I chase you?"

The girl said directly without raising her head. : "No!"

The boy asked again: "Isn't it possible at all?"

The girl simply said: "It's not possible at all!"

The boy was stunned, looking straight at her and staying there...

At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a burger in the other. She felt that the boy was looking at her, so she stopped eating, and then He looked at the boy with pitiful eyes and whispered: "Then...can I still eat it?"

Everyone next to me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and hurriedly said : "Eat, eat..."

This girl is so cute... If I don't let you chase her, I will chase her... I'll chase her with my life! ! ! !

13. I have always been restless in school. When I was a freshman, I went to self-study for the first time. I would sit in the classroom and feel depressed, and then I would go to the corridor to smoke.

Just after lighting up the cigarette, a PL girl came and asked, "We are studying in self-study now! Why did you run out?"

I said, I came out to smoke out of boredom. ,MM which class are you in? He ran out anyway.

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, "That class!"

I was very excited and said, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed too?

She said: Well, a new student in our class ran out during self-study, and I came out to look for him.

I smiled, but it seems that there is still someone who can’t sit still. Why are you looking for him? You are not his mother!

MM: There is no way, I am his class teacher!

I was confused at the time...

After a minute, I held back a sentence: Teacher, you look so young...

14. My father works in a glass factory. Workers have the habit of wearing gloves when working.

One day after the night shift, he took a taxi home. As the car passed through a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze came. Dad felt a little cold, so he took out his gloves from his pocket and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm used to it. , I have to wear gloves every time I work, so that I will not cut myself or leave traces..."

15 A middle-aged man went to a local private store on a business trip. hostel.

When dining the first night, the middle-aged man saw a few stains on the edge of the dish and was very worried.

He asked the hotel owner: "This dish doesn't look clean." The boss replied: "Don't worry, the mineral water will make it very clean."

Hear With such an answer, the middle-aged man started eating with great peace of mind.

A week passed. The middle-aged man ate at the hotel every day and became familiar with a big dog in the hotel.

When the middle-aged man stepped out of the door, the dog reluctantly caught up with him and clung to him, refusing to let him leave.

The hotel owner saw it, walked up and patted the dog on the head, and said softly: "Let the guest go, mineral water."

16 The hunter was hunting, looking at the tree There were two birds. I raised my gun and shot down one. I found that it was a hairless one. Just as I was wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn it, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes and you shot her down. . .

17. A certain hotel keeps a parrot hanging at the door. When a guest arrives, he says: "Hello, welcome!" A regular guest thought: I'll come in quickly and see how you react. One day he "sneered" and After running in, the parrot said: "His grandma's! It scared me!!!"

18 A child laughed loudly after being born. The delivery nurse was very strange. When they gathered around to observe, they found that the child had tight fists. Hold it, and after breaking it open, it is found to be an abortion pill. The child only says: It’s his! Want to kill me? Not that easy! !

19 At the end of the performance, the leader came on stage and took the hand of the beautiful Mongolian actress and asked her her name. The actress said excitedly: Malegebi

20 Stand higher and see farther; if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible! Go your own way and let someone else take a taxi. Wear someone else's shoes and let someone else find them.

21 What is depression? I was beaten three times on one, I was hugged by someone, my wallet was stolen, my wife ran away with someone, there was only porridge left in the house and it was sour after smelling it, my eyes rolled up and I went to the ambulance. It fell into a ditch!

22 Mooncake fell in love with Mantou and pursued her desperately, but Mantou refused to obey. Mooncake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed Bun: My mother said, your stomach is full of intestines.

23 One day the hen flew up to the roof, and the owner angrily said, "Come down, if you don't come down I will kill all the roosters here, and your life will be worse than death." The hen laughed and said, "Finally You can go find ducks."

24 An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese were walking in the desert. As they walked, they saw a bottle, and after opening the cork, a man floated out. Come, the man said: "I am a god, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" The American was the first to say, "My first wish is for a lot of money." The god said: "This is simple. , fulfill you! Tell me about the second wish. "The American said: "I want a lot of money!" After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Bring me back. "Home." The fairy said, "No problem." So the Americans returned to the United States with a lot of money. The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy gave him the beautiful woman. The Frenchman said again: "I also want a beautiful woman!" The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The French finally said: "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the French back to China, he asked the Chinese what they wanted. The Chinese said: "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The god gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. The Chinese said: "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The god asked him what his third wish was. The Chinese said: "I miss the French and Americans very much. Please bring them back." The French and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking. While walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the stopper, another person appeared. The person said: "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. I don't have the magic power like him, so I can only grant two wishes for each of you." Frenchman Together with the Americans, I thought it would be better to let the Chinese speak first, lest they come back later. So the Chinese said: "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The god fulfilled his wish. The French and Americans urged the Chinese to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the gods calmly: "Okay, it's okay, you can go." An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and I will not eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get a blow, you can have a wish come true." The Americans were the first to suffer the blow. He said: "Before I hit the board, please put a cushion on me." After placing the cushion, the board fell like raindrops. At first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then the board was bleeding... After the beating, The United States is always feeling its way away. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses.

1, 2, 3... After the fight, the Japanese stood up, patted them, and said it was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit aside from others' good show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Here, put the Japanese on my bed."...

One day, a farmer went to the city to seek medical treatment. When he saw the doctor, he promised: "Doctor, I have a stomachache." "It hurts." When the doctor saw a farmer, he said angrily: "Go, get your urine, feces, and blood tested." Shaoqing, who returned from farming, said to the doctor with a pale face: "Doctor, I swallowed the blood, I swallowed the urine, that's the shit." . . . I can't swallow anything I say - -#'

1·The child asked his mother: "How to make a sentence using ABCDEFG?" Mom: "A! This B child is from C's family? Standing barefoot on D On top, EF is also showing the little GG.”

2. The four results of breast enlargement: 1. Very different. 2. Not the same. 3. The same, not big. 4. Not the same size.

An elephant asked the camel: "Why does your mimi grow on your back?" The camel said: "Stay away, I don't talk to the things on the face!" The snake listened to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. A burst of laughter followed. The elephant turned its head and said to the snake: "You are laughing! You have a face with a jiji, you are not qualified!"

The driver sent the leader to attend the art party. When the leader entered the venue, the driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said The leader and I work in the same system. The security guard said: "JB and Dan also work in the same system. If JB goes in, can Dan go in?"

An adult man came to a hotel and saw what was inside. There were many beautiful cars, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow him, you can have the cars here for you. Pick a car and drive away. If you can't, keep your car. Many people can't do it, so... He thought, what can a five-year-old child do? So he gave it a try. . The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child went over and kissed her, and he followed suit. Then the child went over and touched the beauty's body, and he followed suit. The third thing, The child took out the little didi and bent it three times...

A man saw an article: No surgery, no hospitalization, your genitals can easily become bigger and thicker! I was very happy and sent the money immediately. A few days ago, I received the package in the mail and eagerly opened it to take a look! ! It turns out to be a magnifying glass!

A woman from a village came to the city for the first time and wanted to go to the toilet. She had not seen her for a long time and had no choice but to ask for help: Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the maternal toilet?

I think I am a pervert, I have Oedipus and a fetish for the best. Otherwise, why do I want to fuck our super-supervisor’s grandma every time I see her face?

Some people’s love is, some are, some are comedies, some are literary and artistic films; I am the worst, my love process is literary and artistic films, comedies,,, suspense films, action films, and finally It's a horror movie, and what's even more annoying is that it has a tmd insert...

I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a message: "Let's break up!" I didn't have time to feel sad. My girlfriend sent another message: "I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." Now I was completely sad...

One night, a naked man hailed a taxi, and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man before! The female driver was also furious: Let me see where you got the money from!

A man had just been dumped by his girlfriend and happened to see his ex-girlfriend flirting with her new love on the street. He became angrier and wanted to humiliate them. So he politely came forward to say hello, and said to his girlfriend Xinhuan with disdain: "You don't mind the second-hand goods I have used!" Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend laughed and said: "Every inch on the outside is old, but everything on the inside is brand new!"

Taiwanese businessmen doing business in mainland China like to visit sensual places every night because their families are there. One day he was unfortunately caught by the police, and his Taiwan Compatriot ID card was stamped with the characters "".

He was very unhappy, so he spent some money through connections to get rid of the indecent term.

A week later, his friend told him that it was done. He thought, as long as you have money, is there anything you can't do in mainland China? After receiving the Taiwan Compatriot Certificate, he excitedly opened it and saw three big characters stamped inside: FEEL.

Later, through more powerful people, he wanted to get rid of the three words "non" because he felt that these three words were still indecent, so he must solve the matter this time. . Because he will go back next month... His friends also assured him again and again that there will be no problem, but the etiquette is absolutely necessary.

Another week later, his friend came to him and said to him: This time it was really done! He quickly took the Taiwanese identity card and looked at it. It read:

"African fire bug"

That night, one person fell asleep in the four-person dormitory, and three others were discussing chasing after each other. There was a lively discussion about how a girl should confess her love for the first time, and the one who was sleeping woke up... and said: Don't say anything, let's go to sleep...

A couple are both 67 years old The partner attends a sex clinic.

Asked: "Any questions?"

The man replied: "Would you like to watch us?"

Although he felt a little confused, he still agreed .

After finishing, I said you did a good job and there was no problem.

So I charged them a medical fee of US$32.

In the following weeks, the couple came to see the doctor several times one after another. They made an appointment first and came to the clinic to see them. Each time they were told that there was no problem and charged $32 for the treatment. .

I couldn't hold it any longer today and asked: "What problem do you want to find out?"

The old gentleman replied: "No, he is married and we can't Go to his house. I am married and can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60 and the Hilton charges $78. It only costs $32 at your place, and I can use the insurance to deduct $28..."

In order to cooperate with the comprehensive promotion of Viagra pills in China, a certain drug specially invited an elite group of people to write lyrics.

After racking his brains and thinking hard, one of them still found nothing. He felt ashamed of the host's hospitality. When he handed in the paper, he looked ashamed and handed over a blank paper and said: Sorry, I can't think of anything.

The next day, the best phrase was announced, and everyone was shocked. Viagra Chinese regional dialect was:

I think... I can’t come up with it...

Professor Question: What do a rotten carrot and a pregnant woman have in common?

One student’s clever answer: It’s all the bugs that are to blame. Scored only 60 points.

Another student actually got full marks, and his answer was: It was all because he got the exam late.

Dong Zhuo hosted a banquet for Lü Bu, Li Ru and other confidants, accompanied by Diao Chan. To test their loyalty, Zhuo Mingzen painted his breasts black. During the banquet, the candles suddenly went out. After regaining their sight, everyone's hands were black and only his hands were clothed clean. Zhuo then rewarded Bu, who smiled, showing his black teeth.

Question: Who is the most miserable person in the world?

Answer: Artillery company cooking squad soldiers!

Question: Why?

Answer: A cuckold takes the blame and watches others having sex all day long!

A few little boys pooled together more than ten dollars and wanted toys, but they were worried: What could they do with more than ten dollars? One of them suggested: go for sanitary napkins! Everyone was confused and asked why? The boy said, I don’t know very well, but it was said on TV that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball, and skate, and be happy and worry-free!

Condoms say to sanitary napkins: Sister, don’t go to work. Once you go to work, I will have no business for seven days! Sanitary napkin vs. condom: Brother, just be content with yourselves. If you leak, I will be out of work for ten months!

A man and woman were crossing a bridge. There was a tiger glaring at the bridge. The woman thought for a moment and then took off her clothes and passed. The man also took off his clothes and passed by, but was jumped by the tiger.

The man is confused? Tiger said: Do you think the stick you have is Wu Song?

The female reporter asked the farmer about the origin of mad cow disease. The farmer said that I have to milk ten times a day, but cows can only mate once a year. The reporter was puzzled; the owner said loudly: I rub you every day, once a year, how can you not go crazy?

1. Brother, stop touching me! If you touch the top and bottom, the hair will fall off. Such tender skin will bleed when you touch it! What do you want me to do next? These peaches are all fresh, don’t forget about it!

2. A row of women were waiting for customers on the street. The 80-year-old woman asked curiously: What are you waiting for? *Female is annoyed: Wait for the lollipop! An old woman also joined the queue to wait for candy and was caught. Asked the old woman: Can I still do it even if I don’t have any teeth? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it.

3. A mosquito enters the city and is very hungry. Seeing a young lady with tall breasts, she dived in and bit into her mouth. As a result, her mouth was full of silicone, so she looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh, food safety is such a problem! Where can I find safe breast milk?"

一One day, there was a power outage at home, so I picked it up out of boredom, but no one answered the call at my friend's house. Putting it down, I walked around in circles in the room boredly. Just then, it rang. I almost jumped forward.

"Hello, hello." I rarely use "Hello" when I greet someone at home, which shows how excited I am after a long drought.

"Hello, this is the customer service center." A girl's sweet voice.

"Ah, okay, it doesn't matter."

"Ah? What did you say, sir."

"Uh... I didn't say anything. What do you have? What's going on?" Apparently I was a little too excited.

"I just want to check back on your home broadband usage. Are you bothering me?"

"No, of course not, it's too intrusive." At this time, the other party must have thought that I have a neurological problem, or I took too much.

"Do you think your home Internet speed is fast?"

"Well, I can't say what fast is."

"You can log in Ours has a broadband area. There are free movies."

"Ah, I've been there." There are more than 500 movies available for free online viewing.

"How do you feel?"

"The film is a bit old." I said regretfully.

" (The other party couldn't help but laugh, and quickly returned to his normal tone) I mean, how do you feel about the speed, and whether there are any pauses."

"Ah, this, also Okay. I just paused while watching "The Variety Star."

"Really?"

"About thirty minutes." p>

"Huh? No way." She still didn't believe it. "Why did it pause for so long? Did it freeze?"

"It didn't freeze. I canceled the pause and then played it again."

"Huh? You paused it yourself?" "

"Yeah, what's the matter? I have something to go out for, can't I take a break? Then you didn't tell me earlier. "I'm really aggrieved."

“..(The other person whispered to his colleague for a tissue to wipe his sweat) No~ It’s okay, you can pause as long as you want.”

Then he asked, “Have there been any other problems? ?"

"Let me think about it...by the way, why can't I download that song "I Do"? It's the one sung by Faye Wong. It has a unique flavor. Do you like it? "I really like Faye Wong.

"Me?"

"Why do you think she divorced Dou Wei? I like both of them very much. For example..." I said more than thirty words in one breath It was a song by Faye Wong and Dou Wei. They were in high spirits and sang a few lines a cappella. It lasted for about twenty minutes, but the other party couldn't hold it any longer.

"Sir, your singing is good, but I'm at work, so I can't listen to it anymore. I'm sorry."

"Oh, yes, you are at work. Haha, look. I forgot.

What organization are you from? ”

“Net..Customer Service Center. "The voice was a little choked.

"Oh... What's the matter with calling me? "

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a "?" sound over there, and then she heard many people shouting her name anxiously...

North Korea: Brother, I want to make nuclear weapons Tested.

China: Okay, when?

North: 10. 10? 10 days or 10 hours? /p>

North: 9, 8, 7, 6.

Middle: Your uncle

This is my letter. I wrote the letter very slowly, because I know you can't read quickly.

We have moved, but we haven't changed it because we brought the house number with us when we moved.

This week. It rained twice, the first time it rained for 3 days, and the second time it rained for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to Pizza, and the clerk asked me if I wanted to cut it into 8 slices or 12 slices. I said 8 slices would be enough. 12 slices are too much to finish.

I sent you a coat, but I cut off the buttons and put them in the pocket because I was afraid that it would be too heavy in the mail.

I didn’t know that Chang’e was pregnant. I'm a man or a woman, so I don't know whether you should be an uncle or an aunt.

Finally, I wanted to send you money, but the envelope has been sealed.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Don’t forget to tell the children about things from a long, long time ago:

At that time the sky was still blue,

the water was green,

the crops were It grows in the ground,

Pork can be eaten with confidence,

Rats are still afraid of cats,

The court is reasonable,

When you get married, you have to fall in love first.

Barber shops only deal with hair.

Medicine can cure diseases.

It can save lives and heal the wounded.

When making a movie, you don’t need to sleep with the director.

You need to wear clothes when taking photos.

You need to pay back the money you owe.

The father of the child is clear.

Dog meat cannot be passed on to sheep.

You cannot have sex with a girl after you get married.

You have to pay for things.

One day a couple was walking in the park. The girl suddenly wanted to fart and said to the guy, "Honey, do you want to hear me imitate the cuckoo call?" My husband agreed that the girl farted while imitating the cuckoo call. The girl asked the boy if it sounded good. The boy said that the fart was too loud and he didn’t hear it.

“Why is it that after I took more than a dozen Yuting tablets, my girlfriend still Pregnant? ”

I dreamed of being with Brother Chun and Brother Zeng last night! This~

I remember I liked a girl in high school and suddenly asked for leave while carrying a few pill bottles. In order to win MM's favor, he skipped class and accompanied her to make MM happy. In the ambiguous atmosphere, I casually asked what kind of disease did I have and why I needed to be given a bottle? MM said: I just had an abortion and I need an anti-inflammatory shot. . . . . .