Humorous story of hotel morning meeting

Secretary Tang never gets drunk when he drinks. This time, he was drunk. Director Wu told him to drink. Secretary Tang Can doesn't drink other people's wine, but he can't help drinking Director Wu's wine. He regards director Wu as his biological father, and colleagues in the bureau say that he is closer than his father. Xiao Wang of the Propaganda Section also wrote a short story about Secretary Tang, which read: The director just went upstairs, and Secretary Tang heard footsteps and said that the director had gone to the second floor. The director coughed in the conference room, and Secretary Tang said that the director had finished his tea. The director yawned in the office, and Secretary Tang said that the director had finished smoking. Seeing that Secretary Tang was very drunk, Director Wu called a car to take him home. Secretary Tang said, "I'm not drunk!" "Director wu said," it's almost time to get off work. I'm fine. Go home and sleep. "Director wu told him to sleep, but secretary tang still dare not go home to sleep? When secretary Tang came in, his wife went out and said, "don't lock the door ... drink so much and get drunk like this." You want to die. " Secretary Tang saw his wife nagging and said angrily, "I'm not drunk, you don't know anything!" " "Say, slam the door, locked. Secretary Tang's wife got a call from her parents-in-law, saying that she was coming, so she had to go shopping at once. When she saw Secretary Tang coming back, she left safely. Secretary Tang went home and fell asleep. His parents came and rang the doorbell for a long time, but no one answered. Tell the door that your son has just come back. The old couple knocked on the door and knocked again. Secretary Tang got up. He walked around the living room and then went back to his room to sleep. The old couple are angry and funny. How is their son? When Secretary Tang's wife came back, she saw her parents walking around the door and asked, "Mom and Dad, why don't you go in?" Dad said, "How can we get in if this kid doesn't open the door?" Secretary Tang's wife took the key, but she didn't bring it. She made a hullabaloo about and finally woke up Secretary Tang. But he didn't open the door. He went to the bathroom, peed, and then fell asleep, but he couldn't wake up again. The three of them were so anxious that they tried everything, but they couldn't wake Secretary Tang. Tell the neighbor that there is a ladder in his house and he can look from the back. Secretary Tang's wife moved the ladder to the back and stood on it, which made a big difference. She shouted at the room. She called secretary Tang. She said happily, get up. Secretary Tang heard someone calling him and went to the balcony. He was blown up by the wind, threw up on the balcony, burped a few times, and fell asleep in his room. His wife scolded him angrily, drank cat urine, and his six parents denied him ... I will catch you tomorrow. Scold and scold, screaming and screaming, but how also can't wake the secretary of the tang dynasty. His wife was so angry that she wanted to pry the door open. The door would have been pried open if her parents hadn't stopped her. The three of them are exhausted, and the old couple won't leave or go. After school, the son saw his grandparents and mother standing at the door and said, what's wrong with you? Mom said your father was drunk and couldn't wake up. The son said, "You don't know my dad very well. Look at me. " The son stood at the door and whispered, "Tang Longsheng, the director is looking for it." Secretary Tang rolled down from the bed and rushed to the gate. He opened the door and said, "Director Wu, where is it? ! "For the first time, I came home from the night shift. It's getting late. I was washing my cough in the bathroom when I heard something at the door. It seems that someone has pried open my door lock. So I shouted, "Who, what?" Who knows the thief answered at the door, what are you doing when you don't sleep so late? There was no sound after that. I was at a loss for a moment ... the second time, when I was resting at home during the day and surfing the internet, I suddenly heard a noise from the kitchen. I went to walk on by to have a look. It turned out that thieves had pried open my security door and window. I took out my kitchen knife and went over to him and said, "What are you doing? If you don't leave, I will call the police. " The thief unhurriedly packed his tools, and then threw a sentence at me: "You are sick, there are people at home, make a scene!" " Busy for a long time. "Say, turned to leave. I am really in distress situation ... the third time, I walked alone in the street. A boy of fifteen or sixteen took out my coat pocket. I turned to him and said, what did you take out, son? "Nonsense, money, of course. "The child replied. I thought he was a child, so I scared him and said, "I don't have any money, so you don't have to dig any more, or I'll send you to the station." The child glared at me and said, "You have no money, why are you so fierce?" Say that finish angrily left, I was so angry that I dare not speak! The fourth time, I felt itchy on the bus, as if my underwear was broken, but I didn't care. When I got off the bus, I heard someone say, "What the hell! The money is sewn so tightly that it is still in the underwear. Go to the mall, why go out? "The fifth time, when I came back from a business trip, I just got off the train and found that the zipper of the bag was not pulled. Open it and the information is still there. However, there are a few lines written by thieves in the blank of the information: such a beautiful bag, there is no money in it, and you have no money to install it. Waste my feelings!