Jokes, ancient poems, and couplets that reflect the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters

Short ladder to a high house - no eaves can be built

Nuns in the nunnery - no luck (husband)

Exhausted Lamp oil - heartburn (core)

The Eight Immortals don't use boats to cross the sea - they have their own rules (crossing)

Sauteed green onions with cabbage leaves - kiss (green) on top of kiss (green)

The firewood collector went down the mountain - Worry (pay)

Fighting and pulling his beard - Qian (lead) Xu (beard)

Hit the bird but missed --- -Fei (fly)ye

The meat pot was thrown into the river----------drowsily. (Meat and meat are heavy).

The bastard has chicken feathers in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).

There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).

The longevity star Qi Xianhe----------no way out. (No more deer).

Put down 18 yuan twice------I’ve heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).

The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).

Tie pigtails at the back------violation of law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).

The stove turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).

The rice pot is smoking------------Confused. (The rice is mushy)

●. The bag in the air is pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).

●. Song Jiang’s military advisor----------useless. (Wu Yong).

●. The old woman went to the henhouse----Idiot. (Bendan).

●. The straw hat seller throws his pole ------ pay attention. (leave the rope).

●. My brother is not at home----------Don't come. (Sister-in-law comes).

●. My nephew lights up lanterns----------as usual. (Uncle Zhao).

●. The rain hits the yellow plum head----------unlucky. (fallen plum).

●. Half a tael of cotton----------no need to discuss. (No bullet required).

●. The bald man holding an umbrella is lawless. (No hair, no sky).

●. Elf transition------------Peace of mind. (Yan Xin).

●. Buying pigs in the horse shop----------nothing like that. (Not that city).

●. The weather in the twelfth lunar month is ------------manipulative. (frozen hands and frozen feet).

●. It makes no sense for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).

●. Public toilets are still made of stones ------ causing public outrage. (causing public feces).

●. Wearing a leather jacket backwards----------pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).

●. Confucius moving ---------- is a net loss. (It’s just a book).

●. Pregnant women walking on a single-plank bridge are taking risks out of desperation. (Take risks).

●. Grandma died and her son was helpless. (No uncle).

●. Husband slaps his fan--------- desolate. (Wife Liang).

●. The scholar’s ??towel----------guaranteed loss. (Book included).

●. The turtle climbs the threshold----------but look at this. (But look at this translation).

●. It’s no surprise that towels are the pick of the needles. (Not enough for a flag).

●. A dull knife breaks bamboo------------I can’t think about it. (It won’t ring).

●. Tie chicken feathers to the telephone poles------How brave. (What a big duster).

●. Cracking melon seeds will bring out bed bugs------everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).

●. Dengcao playing drums------------I don’t want to. (no sound).

●. The lamp grass crutch------------can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).

●. Chatting in the salt shop----------I have nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).

●. Zhang Tianshi did not use a boat to cross the sea - he had his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).

●. Playing the trumpet through the window----------famous. (The sound is outside).

●. The Dragon King moves ----------awesome. (off the sea).

●. Lao Jiu’s brother----------honest. (Old Ten).

●. Buried in an empty coffin----------arrogant. (There is no one among the trees).

●. Jie Yuan in Wang Ba Zhong ---------- Rules. (guiju).

●. Wear gloves in June----conservative. (Guard your hands).

●. Raw peanuts--------------noisy. (It must be fried).

●. The cobbler does not bring an awl - that's fine. (Needle row).

●. It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry into the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).

●. Monk’s house----------temple. (wonderful).

●. Washing yellow lotus by the river----------Why bother. (River is bitter).

●. Blind people wear glasses----------fake smartness. (False and false).

●. Dreaming about becoming a butterfly----------Fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei).

●. Monkey learning to walk----------hypocritical. (Fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai------------Long time. (Good wine).

●. The spider pulls the web------------selfishly. (from silk).

●. The blind man carries the blind man on his back----------Business keeps getting busier. (Blind on top of blind).

●. Long live my nosebleed---it's red. (I am red).

●. Break the casserole---------ask the end. (Tattoo to the end).

●. Taking a walk in the watermelon field--you can have both sides. (Left and right are circles).

●. Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones------change the evil and return to the right. (Change your shoes to make things right).

●. Linen bags and straw bags-----each generation is not as good as the last. (One bag is not as good as one bag).

●. The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vividly visible. (Every particle is in the eye).

●. Selling cloth without a ruler----------has bad intentions. (Without intention).

●. The poor carpenter opened his business ---------- only one sentence. (Only one saw).

●. Fire in the brick kiln ----------rumor. (Kiln smoke).

●. The lamp is oil-free ------- It's a waste of time. (Waste core).

●. Zhong Kui married his sister and fooled around. (ghost marriage).

●. Dung boat crossing the river------------pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).

●. Sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus ------- year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitter).

●. Open the drawer in the drug store and look for something to play. (find pills).

●. The toad jumped into the well------I don't understand. (Pfft).

●. Riding a horse for singing opera----------No. (walk).

●. Stir-fried pickles without soy sauce ------ I've said it before. (Salt first).

●. Eating dumplings without the fillings is naughty. (picking skin).

●. Getting from Henan to Hunan is even more difficult. (South to South).

●. Make lanterns and move rocks---do as you are told. (copy).

●. The flood washed away the earth temple ------ pay attention. (Liu Shen).

●. Crack the whip in the plowed fields----brag. (to urge cattle).

●. The backbone of a child----------a villain. (The back of the villain).

●. The aviation soldiers turned somersaults--confused right and wrong. (test flight upside down).

●. The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair).

●. The old monk lives in a cave----nothing. (No temple).

●. The freighter went out to sea----------layman. (foreign airlines).

●. Burning the flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal).

●. The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken).

●. Soaking stones in a sauce jar--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in).

●. There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (has a round sound).

●. It’s not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible).

●. Eating ginseng on the butt----------candidate. (Added later).

●. Emperor Pi’s mother----his skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).

●. Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance).

●. Planting vegetables on the wall----------No chance. (no garden).

●. Fan and talk----crazy talk. (Gossip).

●. Twelve taels of silver---------certain. (One tablet).

●. Sleeping guarding the toilet----you are not far from death. (Not far from shit).

●. Tang Seng’s book------------a serious book. (a true scripture).

●. Eating in a small bowl----------depending on the sky. (by Tim).

●. The meat pot was thrown into the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy).

●. The tortoise has a chicken feather in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).

●. There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).

●. Qi Xianhe, the birthday boy----------no way out. (No more deer).

●. Put down 18 yuan twice ------ I have heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).

●. The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).

●. Wearing pigtails behind the butt ------ is against the law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).

●. The stove turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).

●. The rice pot was smoking------------confused. (The rice is mushy). Song Jiang's military advisor is useless. (Wu Yong).

The straw hat seller throws his pole------be careful. (leave the rope).

Half a tael of cotton------------No need to discuss. (No bullet required).

Buying pigs in the horse shop----------nothing like that. (Not that city).

It is unreasonable for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).

The public toilet is still stone------causing public outrage. (causing public feces).

Mother's sisters--suspicious (aunt)

The crenel on the stage--no success (Putrajaya)

The whip on the stage--plus (fake horse)

There is a fire in the Guanyin Hall - wonderful (temple disaster)

Sun Houhou sits in the Golden Palace - not like Ren (Ren) Jun

The longevity star shoots targets - Laoqiang (gun) )

The birthday girl plays the pipa - a cliché (playing)

Wheat straw blowing fire - stingy (instrument)

Horse racing in the alley - question (hooves) ) Difficult to get out

Pulling the beard to cross the river - modesty (pulling the beard) excessively (crossing)

Pull the bell into the air - fantasy (ringing)

Catch bees and eat honey--Tian (sweet) and shameless (thorn)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple--No such thing (city)

Pepper dropped into rice-- Trouble (rice)

Flies fly into the cow's eyes - eat when tired (tears)

Bean dregs stick to the door god - do not stick (stick)

Tofu and firewood are on fire - anxious (skip)

Dried tofu and cooked meat - there are portions (vegetarian)

Tofu curd for cooking - no words (salt)

A couple hoeing the ground - regardless of (employing) people

Two hundred dollars of peanuts - some have to be peeled off

Holding longevity peaches in both hands - Reasonable (ceremony)

Two trumpets are played in the same tune - they want to (sound) together

Dry demons worship Yaksha - use all their energy to see ghosts

Bamboo shoots outside the garden - nephew (born)

Men do not beat their wives - good luck (couple)

A scholar writes poetry - he has two hands (poem)

The bald man took off his hat--the first name (Ming Dynasty)

The girl from the He family gave it to the Zheng family--just right (Zheng He family)

The boat in the belly--the expert (Air)

Measuring the rice with a tortoise lid - what sound (liter)

Smoke coming from the rice pot - the rice is mushy

Under the bed Light mosquito coils - nothing to say (mosquito)

Frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mix)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot - the more noisy (fried) the colder it becomes

The Kitchen God sticks to the Door God - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)

Sand and stone against bluestone - solid (stone) against solid (stone)

On the beach Sailing the boat - beached (started)

An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)

Didn't catch the temple fair - don't rush (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom - not a prosperous person

Have no money to buy conches - save some (suck)

Huai'erpo crosses the single-plank bridge - the collar is (tight) and (er) ) take risks

Carrying a horse spoon in one's arms - a sincere (prosperous) heart

Carrying cotton in one's arms - a soft (warm) heart

Carrying in one's arms Grain seeds - soothing (combing) the heart

A poor man buys rice - a sound (liter) of the head

A poor carpenter opens his business - only one sentence (saw)

The tinker falls into a somersault - stick it upside down (iron)

Zhang Tianshi goes into the sea - don't (touch) monsters

Zhang Tianshi kneels in the muddy water - pleads for mercy (clear)

Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bubuqi (riding)

The rooster wears a hat - the official (crown) is added to the official (crown)

The chicken has soot on its head - How many (chicken) heads are affected?

Chickens peck at ants - just right for (food)

No need for an awl to hold the soles - really (needle) good

Made of paper railings - cannot lean on

Paper stools - cannot sit on

Paper stoves - cannot pass (pot)

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Pipa made of paper - not allowed to talk (play)

Donkey skin stuck to the wall - unspeakable (painting)

The kidnapped man goes to the hospital - conscious (to treat his feet) )

The frog jumps on the big drum - understand (dong dong)

Go down to the coal mine on crutches - unlucky at every step (coal)

I have pulled my beard. Main Street - Modesty (pulling the beard)

The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)

Jujube stone cutting board - few words (sawing)

Selling cloth without a ruler - bad intentions (quantity)

Selling shrimps without a scale - catching a blind person (shrimps)

Campfire bug's butt - not a lot (bright)

The monk holds an umbrella - lawlessness

The monk separates the family - troublesome (temple)

The monk sits in the cave - nothing happens (temple) )

The monk dragged the wood--something happened (temple)

The monk's house--wonderful (temple)

The monk's head--no way ( hair)

The ax breaks the bamboo - anxious (cutting section)

Loading the net in the fish pond - extra (fish)

Foxes quarreling - a bunch of nonsense ( Fox) language

The fox rides the tiger--the fox fakes (drives) the power of the tiger

The dog has horns--the foreign (sheep) spirit

The dog eats tofu- - No time (title)

Dog eats grass - pretending (sheep)

Dog eats cucumber - wrong time (food)

Blind man does it Fried dough sticks - blind (fried)

Blind people wear glasses - smart

Cow herders eat crabs - needless to say (with salt)

Saute the pickles with salt - too lazy (salty)

Put the pot on the kang - Renovate the stove

Wash the yellow lotus by the river - He (river) )Bitter

Crabs growing in the river - not burnt (poured)

Oil poured into candles - a heart (wick)

Mason's treatment of mice - perfunctory ( Eyes) Done

The mason has no ash - waiting for (bricks)

The mason beckons - wants you (mud)

The mason's tile knife - - Light pattern (painted) surface

Clay Buddha has grass growing on his body - panic (famine)

Loach playing drums - talking nonsense

Cowardly carpenter - just one sentence (saw)

Hanging a lantern in the air - mysterious (hanging)

Empty shuttle mending the net - no rule (weaving)

Empty coffin for funeral - no one in the eyes (wood)

Empty steamer on the pot table - fighting for (steam) air

Putting a baking basket on the shoulders - annoying (brain) fire

The needle on the thread board--hold (don't) hold it

The orchard in spring--makes sense (peaches and plums)

Looking at the head of the field in spring and autumn--looking specifically for it Cha (Cha)'er

Glass Bodhisattva - Understanding Man (God)

Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - Yu Jia personally conquers (steamed)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed - I am in the red

The judge who dug out his eyes--blind management (ghost)

The drum of the City God's Temple--ghost watch (knock)

City God The old man’s horse--Bujianqi (riding)

The city god’s beard--Gui Nao (speculation)

The city god’s old man Dai Xiao--running for nothing (robe)

Licorice in the drug store - an indispensable (taste)

Opening the drawer in the drug store - looking for fun (pills)

Fire in the tea shop - Sure enough (burning)

Waving in the teahouse - Hu (pot) is coming

The straw handle is used as a lamp - Carelessness (core)

Foaming in the grass mud pond - laughing (leavening)

Having a straw hat as a gong - thinking (ringing) can't get up

Fire on the grass beach - showing mercy (green)

Buckwheat hulls are beaten into paste - not sticky (sticky)

Hang the soles on vitex trees - pull (thorn) the skin

Sitting in the lobby with a toilet - stolen goods (dirty) official

The tree is small and provides little shade - no care (shadow)

The tree fell - no shadow (shade)

Salted meat soup Below - no need to say (salt)

Eat too much salt - just do nothing (salty)

Pickled vegetables and tofu - words (salt) first

Pickled vegetables and boiled tofu - no need to say more (salt)

Pickled vegetables dipped in soybean paste - too heavy (salt)

Tilted-headed monk bowed in repentance - something is wrong ( Neck)

Lighting up noodles - don't eat (rice)

Fried tofu with pickles - you have to say (salt) first

Put lime on your mouth - Bai said (brush)

Hardcover Maotai - a long time (wine)

Zhu Bajie took photos - looking for embarrassment (watch)

Xiao Su's dad - Laoshu (Su)

Liangshan Bo Military Advisor—Wu (Wu) Yong

One, two, three, five, six—nothing (four)

One, two, three, four Five sixty-seven - Wang (forgot) eight,

An ink fountain popped out two lines - the wrong way of thinking (silk)

Falled into a pile of charcoal - mildew (coal) ) to the top

One hundred kilograms of noodles steamed to make a longevity peach - waste (waste) snacks

One leg of trousers - a group (skirt)

Be a widow for the rest of your life - veteran (guard)