My wife is weird, original article Chapter 1

Chapter 1

"Um... shall we get a divorce?"

Her tone was timid, her eyes secretly glanced at him, and finally she swallowed. , sat on the sofa and rubbed a few times uneasily. Seeing that the other party didn't speak, she took another peek, but saw that the other party's deep and cold eyes were looking at her. She hurriedly sat upright, waved her hands and explained: "Well... I didn't mean anything else. Alas... no, you... you were... Not that if I had that... that..." She blushed as she spoke.

"Is there anyone you want to get married with?"

The man's deep voice was as cold as ever. She trembled all over, felt a thrill, and nodded obediently.

"Who is the other party?"

She blushed, hunched her shoulders and buried her head, refusing to speak. This look was very dazzling in the man's eyes. The man's eyes gradually darkened, but his tone remained unchanged: "Egret, who is this person?"

It was so exciting to hear the man call his name. Bai Lu was about to die, and his whole body was trembling. He only felt that he was recalling the dream a week ago, "Help, help." The dream also had this dry and straight tone, but it made him weak all over!

Egret felt that he would be in trouble if things continued like this, so he simply felt sad and said: "My former high school classmate...is over there in my hometown..."

Egret has never dared to follow The men looked at each other, so they missed the suppressed emotion in the man's eyes when he heard these words.

"Do you still want to go back to your hometown?" The man stood up from the swivel chair and walked to the sofa.

Feeling the man's movements, Bailu was flustered and scratched his head uneasily: "Yeah... right... I don't have many friends here, and the only one I can rely on is you, but we... also We are just friends. The main reason is...I was fired..."

When Bailu said this, he felt really embarrassed. His eyes were wandering and he did not dare to look at the man, for fear of seeing him laugh. expression. When the man heard the word "rely on", his expression flashed with relief, but "friend"?

The egret said again: "Then what..."

"Make an appointment." The man said lightly.

"Huh?" Egret couldn't react for a while.

The man paused and said, "Invite your classmate out and let me meet him."

"Why?" Bailu looked at him blankly.

The man frowned slightly: "I said, if you help me and marry me, then I will be responsible for you. How is the character of your classmate? I have to check it for you. I don't think so. If you meet the standard, you can't get divorced."

"Huh?" Bailu was stunned, "Why is that...there is no such thing in our agreement?"

The man glanced at it coldly. She: "Do you think I am harming you or do you have any dissatisfaction?"

The person who was stunned and silent by that glance shrank and shook his head: "No, no, no, you really did it for me. For your own sake."

"Tomorrow."

"Huh?"

"I'm on a business trip the day after tomorrow." The man glanced again, and the egret nodded quickly.

Help, her husband is so aura, she can’t hold it in anymore, okay?

"So I say you are a coward. Doesn't the husband in your agreement not like women? From a certain point of view, he is the same as us women, so you should treat him as your best friend. Well, please be tougher and more shameless! Look, you are really awesome for actually looking for a man now!" Lu Shuang said with an unyielding voice on the phone.

Egret lowered his head and hid in the bathroom, whispering: "What can I do... It was originally agreed that the condition for divorce is that he finds his other half or I find my other half, or something else. Force majeure factors such as his death, or my having sex.

Do I want to tell him that I had an erotic dream a week ago, and the protagonist was you? You also know that Jiang Yasheng is crooked! What would you think if I told you that I dreamed about having sex with you? "

Lu Shuang choked, feeling overwhelmed and speechless, with a somewhat inexplicable subtlety: "Well... I will destroy you first, and then... maybe I think... …Lily is also a good choice? "

"Help! Stop playing with me! Let's discuss who can escape this disaster again, shall we? "Egret was about to cry.

Lu Shuang smiled and said, "Oh, I have someone chosen, but I have to ask you, have you ever thought that you like Jiang Yasheng? "

"Haha..." Egret smiled weakly, "Of course I like nonsense! Otherwise, why would I have a dream? So I need a divorce!

Lu Shuang held her forehead: "I can't understand you. You're a coward. You don't know how to fight for it. Even straight things can be bent. How come you don't know that bent things can't be straight? After all, people are mentally and physically different." A healthy, high-quality man. "

When Egret heard this, his scalp went numb: "Goodbye..."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please listen to me first, didn't you tell me who you were looking for! Let me tell you, do you remember that Ah Fei who had a good relationship with both of us in high school? "

It took Bailu a long time to recall that the nickname A Fei actually existed, and he suddenly realized: "Oh, um, wasn't he a very powerful person in high school? Why are you a corner guy like me? , I don’t have a good relationship with him. I only have a relationship with you. You have a little bit of a brain. I can't even remember his name, and it's even less likely that he will remember mine. How could he help me? "

Lu Shuang showed off proudly: "Hey, hey, you don't know. I had an affair with him in high school."

"You... green tea..." bitch... … Bailu doesn’t know how to complain. Lushuangren is beautiful and innocent. He can maintain an ambiguous relationship with five men at the same time, but he just doesn’t go any further and won’t offend anyone. He is simply the best spokesperson for the green tea bitch. .

“This is not called a green tea bitch! This is called casting a wide net to catch fish, you know? Fortunately, you are still a bird that catches fish. I exchanged friends with him on Twitter a few days ago. He is back from the United States. He is a rich and handsome man who has returned from overseas. What do you think? He should be able to pass Jiang Yasheng's test. "Lu Shuang was very proud.

There was a noise outside the door. The egret hiding in the bathroom became nervous. He held the phone away from his ears and listened carefully to the noise outside. After a while, he heard footsteps. Approaching the bathroom door, there was a knock on the door, and Jiang Yasheng's cold voice came from outside the door: "Egret? "

"Ah...ah! exist! ah! "The egret responded loudly and stood up in a hurry, but accidentally hit the faucet switch. With a "swish" sound, the egret was drowned in the hot water from the shower head.

"What's wrong? "Jiang Yasheng's tone was a little urgent, with worry.

The egret was so watered that he couldn't open his eyes. He fumbled to turn off the faucet and then wiped his face before replying: "It's okay...it's okay! "

Jiang Yasheng asked her doubtfully: "What have you been doing in there for so long? "

Of course I am avoiding your phone call! Bailu turned around and thought again, no, he could have hidden outside the house, ah... I was so stupid that I cried!

"I...I take a shower! "

Jiang Yasheng responded, and then there was no sound. Bailu listened for a long time and felt that the person should have left, so he breathed a sigh of relief. He was about to chat with Lu Shuang again, but when he saw that the other party She had already hung up the phone, and... her cell phone was completely wet.

Bailu grabbed her cell phone with a grimace and pushed open the bathroom door. She was shocked when a tall wall of people blocked her face. He stepped back and said, “Ha! you! ”

“You take a shower with your clothes on? Still have your cell phone? "Jiang Yasheng's tone was slightly unkind, and he squinted at her.

Egret forced a smile, which was uglier than crying: "Well... I'm on the phone with my dear..., haha..."

“The signal is stronger in the bathroom? "Jiang Yasheng raised his eyebrows.

"No, no, no, it's because... you are alone, I... How can I have the nerve to let you hear that I feel uncomfortable, right!" As the egret said, he stepped up and patted Jiang Yasheng's hand gently. shoulder, and then ran away like flying with the mobile phone.

Jiang Yasheng turned around and looked at her dripping back, with a gloomy face. There is a heater at home, so Bailu doesn't wear much. The water makes Bailu's clothes cling to her body. Fortunately, it's winter, but it only makes her thin figure look even slimmer. Jiang Misheng took a deep breath, feeling a little upset. He loosened his tie and stayed there to think for a while before leaving the bathroom.

Egret ran to the corner of the living room with her cell phone in hand, not daring to make any more calls. She just found Lu Shuang’s number and sent a text message, to the effect that, OK, I agree, you give me Let’s get in touch, we’ll meet at noon tomorrow to practice and go into battle in the evening.

But Bailu is a famous coward. After much thought, he felt that Jiang Yasheng’s sexual orientation was a big taboo in the entire floating city, so he sent another text message to Lu Shuang, to the effect that don’t forget not to When they said I was married, they said that my family was forcing me to get married. I acted like a boyfriend to make my family relax, so my family sent my uncle who was also living in Fucheng to come and check it out.

In order to do the whole show, Bailu and Jiang Yasheng slept in the same room. In the past, even if he slept on the same bed and covered himself with a quilt, Egret said that he could sleep peacefully and boldly even if he lay on top of him. But now for the sake of Jiang Yasheng's chastity, she found an excuse to hit the floor. After sleeping for a few days, she discovered that... the carpets of rich people were indeed more suitable for sleeping on than hotel beds.

After Bailu confirmed that Jiang Yasheng was not in the bedroom, he closed the door and changed clothes. Alas, he is indeed a caring little cotton-padded jacket for his best friend. Look, in order to prevent Jiang Yasheng from being harmed, he did everything he could to prevent Jiang Yasheng from being harmed. After laying the floor, Jiang Misheng was really cruel and didn't even bother to buy himself a folding bed or something.

Egret put on her pajamas, and as soon as she laid the floor, Jiang Yasheng came back. He seemed to have just come back from the study, and he was wearing gold-rimmed glasses, holding an original English book in his hand, and a white shirt The tie was hanging loosely, and this ascetic, cold, noble and cool look was simply... The egret silently raised its head and stroked its forehead.

Seeing Bailu's silly look, Jiang Yasheng frowned and didn't ask anything. He put his books and glasses on the bedside, picked up a change of pajamas and went to the bathroom.

After a while, Jiang Yasheng came out wearing light blue pajamas, her hair was wet and dripping with water, and her whole body was covered with a thin mist. She looked warm, as if she had been doused in hot water. Jiang Yasheng passed by with a blush on her face, moist eyes, and a little confused...

Egret silently moved his eyes back to the computer, covered his nose, and watched the American drama "Haha" "A few times.

Jiang Yasheng was wiping his hair with a towel. He was startled by Bailu's embarrassing laughter. He turned to look at her and saw her eyes rolling around, glancing at him from time to time. Her funny look made him He couldn't help laughing, so he threw the towel at the egret, and the fluffy towel covered the egret's head.

"Wow!" Bailu was startled and almost threw the computer off her lap. "What are you doing..." She pulled off the towel and looked up at Jiang Yasheng who was sitting on the bed.

Jiang Yasheng propped up one leg and sat elegantly on the bed, with his back to her, and said lightly: "Wipe your hair."

Egret almost choked on the saliva he was about to spit out. die. If you want me to help you dry your hair, just say so, okay? Is it necessary to wear such soft and cute plush pajamas and make such handsome moves? It's a foul! simply! No, I have to raise my head again...

Egret felt that all the nosebleeds were pouring back into his head, so he must have cerebral congestion now.

She put the computer back on the table, grabbed a towel and silently climbed onto the bed and sat cross-legged behind him. She stretched out her hand...the towel could only wipe the back of his head. The semi-wet towel wiped his neck. Jiang Yasheng felt uncomfortable and moved his head. Egret touched his nose and said awkwardly: "Bend down a little..."