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One hot summer morning, two men named Jack and Joe were walking on the expressway. They are thirsty and want to drink a cold beer, but they have no money. "I can get some beer for free," said Jack. "Come with me." They went to a bar one kilometer away. It's lunch time and there are many people in the bar. The shopkeeper sells drinks at one end of the bar, but there is a waiter selling drinks at the other end. "My friends and I can't agree," Jack said to the shopkeeper. "I said there are two drinks in a liter, and he said there can be one liter in four drinks." "You're right," said the shopkeeper. Two will become one liter. "Thank you." Jack said, and then went to Joe. He is standing on the other side of the bar. He ordered two glasses of beer and told the waiter that the shopkeeper would pay for it. Then he shouted, "You mean two cups?" "Yes, that's right. Two cups. " The shopkeeper replied. So they drank beer and walked out of the bar happily.