Ikea Wei hotel

I have an appointment with her. She will come to Shenzhen by train tomorrow morning. Since the voice of the people is so high, I have to take her out, Ye, the legendary big-breasted beauty queen.

Alas, what a low-key person I am.

I saw Ye again at the railway station. Last time I was an old classmate, this time I hooked up with an old classmate.

Take her to the parking lot, and see Pu Sang quietly curled up in the sun, his expression still dull. When I got into the car, I explained that the Lexus was Nana Ogawa's car last time.

She asked, is this your car?

I said, yes.

She smiled heartily, which was good.

She lowered her head, dug out something from her handbag and said, this is the amulet I brought back from Hokkaido. I don't want to tie it in the wrong place.

I turned my head, and she was holding a small red cloth bag embroidered with the words "Peace Guard", which was being tied to the rearview mirror privately.

After that, Ye Weizi closed her eyes again, folded her hands, pretended to say goodbye, and muttered, Blessed by the Bodhisattva, have a safe journey.

I couldn't help saying, "This is the territory of China Bodhisattva, and you Japanese Bodhisattvas don't care.

Ye Weizi pursed her lips and said, Do you like it?

My head looks like a chicken pecking at rice. I like it, I like it.

She brushed the back of my hand with her fingertips and said, I'm glad you like it.

This action tickles my heart. The handbrake of the car was put down, but the other handbrake stood up with a bang. Unfortunately, there is no film on the window. The most important thing is to step on the gas pedal and go home quickly.

I feel much better this time than last time, probably because I have home court advantage.

This is a small duplex, and the upstairs and downstairs are empty. There are piles and books everywhere on the floor, just like miniature bunkers everywhere. Now we are in the so-called bedroom upstairs, the sun shines through the curtains, showing a warm color, and the air conditioner buzzes slightly.

Two or three gorgeous clothes are conveniently placed on a pile of books. She is wearing my white shirt and I am wearing my black pants; I'm naked, she's naked, with a little lace, insignificant.

The white shirt is white, right? But compared with her thighs, it looks a little beige. When she is facing me, the spring is suddenly leaking, don't say that kind of temptation; When she turned around, the hem of the shirt outlined a big heart. Several times, I almost couldn't hold it, and I wanted to jump on it and take a bite.

I lay in my chair, leafing through a novel with nothing to do. The line of sight often slips out between the lines involuntarily and falls on her. Swallow saliva occasionally, there is nothing to hide, it is human nature.

Ye Weizi squatted by the window and stared at the group of tropical fish. Suddenly, like discovering a new continent, she cried in surprise: Yun, come and see, this fish is going to give birth to BB.

I was too lazy to get up and replied, the one you said? That's siva. Her belly has always been so big, not to have a baby.

She turned her head and asked doubtfully, Siva?

I changed the subject and said, Wei Zi, shall we eat out at noon or at home?

She thought for a moment and said, I have to put on makeup when I go out, so I'd better make it up at home.

I yawned and said, ok, I'll cook noodles later.

Ye said to him, what noodles to cook, I will cook for you.

She stood up and said, I'll see what's in the refrigerator first.

Before I could stop her, she had kicked down the stairs. I just got up helplessly, and the exclamation downstairs resounded through the sky, ah!

Theoretically, my refrigerator has not been cleaned for half a year. Practical advice is that you'd better wear a gas mask before opening the refrigerator.

I walked slowly down the stairs, knowing perfectly well past ask, what's the matter?

Ye Weizi held her nose and said casually, this smell is terrible. It's killing me.

I let out a cry and leaned lazily on the armrest, comforting, you are so lucky. Last time I opened the refrigerator, a mammoth ran out.

She slammed the refrigerator door, supported her forehead with her hand, and sighed, Ah, you can't take care of yourself, but you are always dishonest.

She lowered her head again, as if talking to herself, so, how to be a father.

I was like a bolt from the blue, so scared that I almost rolled down the stairs. Finally, he steadied himself and stammered, what, what dad?

Ye Weizi looked up and smiled as brightly as the sun. She said, fool, are you only allowed to joke?

I breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to confirm it again, but she had turned around and walked around, and began to point out the decoration of my home.

She doesn't think of herself as an outsider at all, and says in the tone of the head of the family, put a bookshelf here and put all the books on the ground. There is no TV, why not even a coffee table? By the way, there are two more stools here. ...

Ye Weizi patrolled all the way into the kitchen. I followed, turned on the tap and washed my hands carefully.

She counted and counted as usual, bought a wok, a spatula, a chopping board, two more plates, monosodium glutamate, salt, chicken essence and a bag. Yunlai, take a piece of paper and write it down. Let's eat first, then go to the supermarket and IKEA in the afternoon, and pick it all at once. ...

I dried my hands and suddenly bullied her. My left hand pressed her chest from behind and my right hand pressed against my thigh. Before she could resist, my thumb opened a thin barrier and got in to stop her endless nagging. She croaked, some places became soft, and some places became tighter and tighter. Actually, I am a craftsman.

I put it in her ear and said, well, it's up to you, but you have to arrange it with me before you go out.

We had a light lunch and then went to IKEA. Because I haven't been there, I just know where it is, so it's a little troublesome to find it. As the saying goes, women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and men are afraid of not being able to navigate.

When I entered IKEA, I felt dizzy and short of breath. This is not a furniture store at all, but a huge maze surrounded by shelves. According to my guess, someone must have got lost in it and starved to death. Ye seems familiar with it. She took my arm and pointed the way forward, so that I didn't have to sprinkle crumbs to mark.

Ye concluded that this IKEA is similar to that in Guangzhou.

I nodded in agreement. Yes, I think so.

She gave me a look and said, which one have you been to Guangzhou?

To be honest, no, not even this one in Shenzhen. But I accept your leadership unconditionally and agree with you unconditionally.

Ye said, it seems that your love life in recent years is quite blank.

I thought about it for a while, and from a certain point of view, she was right.

We looked at many samples on display, wrote down the models one by one, and then went to the receiving area. When I was moving the goods, my mobile phone rang. It was Brother Nan. He asked, Yunlai, do you want to have dinner tonight?

I consulted the leader and replied, no, just go to the till tonight.

South elder brother asked on the phone, hey hey, your boy, with leaf, right?

I was a little breathless when I moved the goods, and I said in a hurry, well, I came out to buy something.

Nan Ge smiled knowingly, and then persuaded him in the tone of a bearer, young man, gold always shines, but sperm always runs out, save it.

After the big purchase, it is a big rectification. Under the wise leadership of Ye, we are determined to transform the evil old society and turn it upside down.

Most things you buy from IKEA need to be assembled by yourself. Of course, this kind of thing is not for women to do. There is a theory that men at work are the most handsome, and I have provided a good negative textbook for this. But forget it. I am embarrassed. I don't want to be a plumber

After living, we will eat. This project is hosted by Ye, and I am the main diner. After a busy afternoon, her appetite was wide open, and her cooking was really delicious.

It's almost eight o'clock after dinner. When I started washing dishes, she had already entered the bathroom. After washing the dishes, I read dozens of pages of novels, and she hasn't come out yet. This is how I understand Einstein's theory of relativity. Men live fast, women live slowly.

After waiting for a while, I finally couldn't sit still. This is tolerable and intolerable.

I knocked on the bathroom door, but there was no sound inside. Ip Man, what's the matter?

I urged that I would be late.

She replied, put on some makeup, right away.

As a result, I immediately read more than ten pages of books.

When the bathroom door finally opened, she came out with light makeup on her face, calm eyebrows and eyes, and no panic. Tonight, she was wearing a long brown dress, a white coat and the iconic deep V. She stood at the door of the bathroom, looked around and said, Oh, you should bring something formal.

I took my change of clothes and stepped forward. Ye Weizi, we are going to sing K, not to a charity party.

She lifted two skirts, bent her knees and asked, do I look okay, sir?

I sang, and I said yes, you look great tonight.

She smiled and said, I don't understand your English.

She pushed me into the bathroom again and told me to wash quickly so that we wouldn't be late.

When we arrived at the cashier, it was almost 10. On the way, Nan Ge almost blew off my mobile phone. He criticized the lack of organization and discipline. If you had dared to do that, you would have been expelled from the union.

We followed the waiter on the way to the room. Ye Weizi tugged at my arm and asked nervously, I haven't seen them for a long time. Do they get angry when they are late for the first time?

I consoled, nothing, the protagonist is always the last one to come out, oh, I mean you.

The waiter smiled and said, hello, here we are.

I said thank you and looked inside through the door glass. Two families are singing in chorus, and Nan Ge and Nana Ogawa are playing big dice. I turned around and said to Ye that I remember what I just said.

She smiled impatiently. Remember, remember, let's go in quickly.

As soon as the door opened, cheers and curses sounded at the same time.

Brother Nan stood up and swore, your boy finally came ... Wow, the school flower is so dazzling!

Teacher Xiao Zhang and two women, rabbits, regard the microphone in their hands as a plastic flower and shake it while shouting, welcome, warm welcome.

Nana Ogawa raised the Heineken beer in his hand and said with a smile: If you are late, you will be fined half a dozen, and the newcomers will divide it themselves.

Everything, she got it through struggle. Such a thing is unlikely to happen, but it will still happen, just like someone who goes to the swimming pool and comes back to find himself pregnant.

However, if you are willing to put it another way, it will be much easier and more reasonable to explain. Don't forget, she is the beauty of the school flower.

Therefore, her performance tonight is even more suspicious. Behind this wall, what on earth is she loading?

Watch TV. I will clean my room.

I obeyed orders and watched her enter the room and close the door behind me.

Her LCD TV is very big, and it says AQUOS directly below the screen. It seems to be Sharp's, right? I estimate that this size and model is 20 thousand. Back to the house itself, I'm not sure about the housing price in Guangzhou, but look at the environment here, and 12 thousand won't run away.

I stood up and circled in the living room. Standing next to the sofa is her large artistic photo, wearing a white low-cut skirt, which is clearly a plane photo, but it gives people the feeling of being vividly portrayed.

Opposite the sofa, on both sides of the TV cabinet, there are two wooden speakers, which are very upscale at first glance. In addition, there is a glass tube power amplifier, which is the kind used by Carina Lau in Infernal Affairs. This is called a courage machine?

A row of closets was built on the TV wall, full of CD boxes. I went over and took one at random, but I never opened it, and some dust fell on the plastic film.

I put the CD back and touched my chin, and my doubts grew heavier and heavier. I remember she went to junior college. Even though she came out a year before me, as a 27-year-old single woman, she is still too rich.

Let's guess.

It can be said that the house was bought by her family, or that her parents gave her a down payment and she paid for it herself. But what about these luxuries? It greatly exceeds the payment level of an ordinary white-collar worker. There are also brand-name watches, LV handbags and big bags in Tianhe City tonight.

Of course, you can say that all this was achieved through her struggle. Such a thing is unlikely to happen, but it will still happen, just like someone who goes to the swimming pool and comes back to find himself pregnant.

However, if you are willing to put it another way, it will be much easier and more reasonable to explain. Don't forget, she is the beauty of the school flower.

Therefore, her performance tonight is even more suspicious. Behind this wall, what on earth is she loading?

Just then, the door opened a crack, and Ye Weizi showed a face and stared at me and said, Hey, what are you doing?

I studied your painting with a smile.

She made a faint expression and then said, I forgot to let you take a shower first. The bathroom is over there. You can use the water heater, right?

I said, as long as it's not a fire pit, I promise I'll use it. You can clean the room at ease, and I'll take a shower first.

Ye smiled and then closed the door. I dug out a towel from the plastic bag and went to the bathroom. Then I saw two pairs of plastic slippers beside the mat at the door. One blue and one red, one big and one small.

I froze for two seconds, and then I actually smiled.

A minute ago, I was a little pure in my heart, thinking about whether to sleep on the sofa tonight. Now, I have decided not to do stupid things again. I put on the blue one and trudged into the bathroom. Thank you for your slippers.

This bathtub is very comfortable. There are new clothes and towels hanging behind the door and new women outside. I stood under the lotus and hummed, singing out of tune. Ali, Alibaba, Alibaba is a happy young man.

Yes, it was a happy night, just as it should be. In fact, homogenization at night is quite serious, just like women now. Just now, I thought too much.

When I walked out of the living room, Ye was already sitting on the sofa with fine sweat on his forehead. She breathed a sigh of relief and said that she had finally packed her luggage.

I took the dirty clothes in my hand and asked, where do you put these?

Ye Weizi said, put it in the laundry basket.

After I did this, I went to sit next to her and asked, are you tired? Do you want me to massage you?

She pushed my hand away and said, you go. I'm sweating all over. I'm going to take a bath.

I mused, okay, but I have one request.

Ip Man, what are the requirements?

I said with a smile, please be sure to forget your bath towel so that I can send it in for you.

She shook her finger and said, Nana Nana, don't be naughty.

I promise I won't make a move. She got up contentedly, packed her things and went into the bathroom. There was the sound of clothes rubbing against the skin, and then the sound of water. It's torture, you know, most doors are frosted glass.

I'm sitting on the sofa, my heart itches, and I understand something better … I'm looking forward to it.

Escape from the balcony, I was going to smoke, think about it or forget it. I didn't see an ashtray in the room. Maybe she hates the smell of smoke. A small oversight can lead to great disaster.

I looked downstairs, and there was a new building diagonally opposite. No one is repairing it, but it is brightly lit. It may be used to dry cement. Then I looked up and admired the things hanging on the balcony. It seems that Ye's taste is quite consistent with mine.

After a long bath, when she finally came out of the bathroom, suddenly, the lights in the living room dimmed.

Maybe it's her shoulder. It's too white.

I walked into the living room from the balcony and took a good look at her. Silk pajamas, thin shoulder straps, tall neck, clavicle just right. Her hair was wet. She had a hair dryer in her hand and said to me, Yunlai, help me blow my hair.

I made a gesture of a waiter in a western restaurant and bowed my head and said, I am willing to help.

She sat sideways on the sofa, and I took the hair dryer and began to blow her hair.

Amid the roar, she said, you are lucky to sleep on the sofa tonight. The air conditioner in the living room is broken.

I said, I'll sleep in the refrigerator.

Ye laughed. That's not necessary. You can make a floor in my room.

Then she turned around and said solemnly, but you have to promise me first that you will behave yourself.

I smiled and said, don't worry, I'm Taurus, the most honest of the zodiac.

Ye Weizi thought for a moment, then ha ha ha laugh cuttlefish disorderly fibrillation. She pinched my thigh, swearing and loquacious.

At this time, from my point of view, there are glistening waves. I want to thank the roar of the hair dryer, which masked my slightly accelerated heartbeat.

After laughing, she asked, "Yunlai, do you really believe in constellations?" ?

I said, most men don't believe it.

She rolled up a lock of hair with two index fingers and said to herself, I don't know if Taurus deserves to be a shooter.

I'm suddenly a little distracted. Many years ago, I helped He Lu Xiao blow his hair. She and I have the same conversation, but she changed the shooter to her horoscope. These two women hate each other so much, but they even have the same little gesture of curling their hair.

Woman, woman.

Perhaps it is because there are too many variables in feelings and the real world is too complicated to analyze, so they will turn to constellations for help. You see, who is worthy and who is not, all of them are written in the constellation book. After all, they are still looking for a sense of security, even if they know they are unreliable.

So, does Taurus match Sagittarius?

I touched her hair, turned off the hair dryer and said, OK.

Ye Weizi stood up and laughed. Then let's go inside. The air conditioner has been turned on.

I put on a hair dryer and followed Ye Weizi into her boudoir. She opened the door and said with a smile, it was still a mess.

I stood at the door watching. The room is mainly pink, and only the double bed is dark brown. There is a computer desk beside the bed. Besides, there are some wardrobes, such as magazine rack and plush dolls, which are trivial but not messy, just like other women's rooms.

The most striking thing in the room is not the countless bottles and jars on the dresser, but the projector hanging on the ceiling. According to its arrangement, people can enjoy movies easily in bed. I touched my chin and thought, this design is difficult to make people not crooked.

At this time, Ye Weizi took out a Raschel blanket from the closet and said to me, come and help.

I stepped forward, and Qi Xin and I started to spread the blanket on the floor in front of the computer desk. Ye Gai brought another pillow and a thin quilt. She touched the blanket barefoot and said, I wronged you tonight.

I touched it with my hand, and the air conditioner blew directly on the blanket, and suddenly I had an idea. Mouth perfunctory, not wronged, not wronged.

Ye Weizi said it again, but I'm still very embarrassed. Otherwise, I sleep underground and you sleep in bed.

I rolled onto the blanket, held the pillow and said, I love hitting the floor all my life, so don't rob me.

She shook her head, smiled and climbed into bed, too. I said to the ceiling, you go to sleep quickly, and I will do it when you fall asleep.

She leaned out half of her face from the mattress, and her hair hung softly, pretending to be angry. How dare you?

I pretended to be afraid and turned to the air conditioner, ready to pretend to sneeze, but I was blown by the cold wind, which was fake.

Haqiu! This sound is earth-shattering.

Got a fright, Ye, what's the matter? Is the air conditioner too cold?

I sniffled and said, nothing. Say that finish, and tight tight quilt.