Now the most popular classic advertising word is urgent.

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"

A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"

"lament Winston of America and appreciate the American spirit" (Winston brand cigarette);

"Camel brand cigarettes are also a good medicine to help digestion" (Camel brand cigarettes);

"Smoking is not allowed, even for global brands" (global brand cigarettes).

"Crane dances in white sand, my heart flies" (Baisha brand cigarette of Changsha Cigarette Factory);

"A taste of Huangshan Mountain, the sky is high and the clouds are light" (Huangshan Tobacco of Bengbu Cigarette Factory);

"Show the true colors of generals with a flick of a finger" (General brand cigarette of Jinan Cigarette Factory of General Group)

"A cigarette after a meal is like a living fairy" (Shanghai Tobacco before liberation);

"Absolutely masculine" (Shishi brand cigarette of Xiamen Cigarette Factory);

"Don't quit smoking, just quit smoking oil" (Taiwan Province gentleman cigarette);

"Happiness is added to happiness, and everyone is happy" (double happiness advanced smoke);

An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"

A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

A cosmetic advertisement-"Be early, don't leave pimples."

An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."

A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. 」

The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:

"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. 」

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne." . 」

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

"Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady and work like a donkey! 」

Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world. 」

The advertisement on the tombstone

An inscription on a tombstone in Scotland reads: "Hermes sleeps here." Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous career.

—— The vegetable shop, located on the highway 1 1, is open until 8 pm every day. 」

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. 」